h8 you my dumb dumb dumb face dumbwife

My wife was just denied coverage on a mammogram her doctor ordered because she didn't get a prior-authorization first. Hahaha, what an idiot!

#dumbwife #proinsurancecompany #ihatemyson

Every night I message my dumpy wife pretending to be a Nigerian prince who needs money to stave off the Malaria virus ravishing his village. Only way to make her loosen up those purse strings! #dumbwife #imretired

Thank you, this is important. My big piggy son gets one whiff of those and starts scarfing down everything in sight. My wife made the mistake of buying pumpkin pie flavored one week and my son ate the whole pack in seconds. He looks like a pumpkin!

#dumbson #idiotson #dumbwife