#ejaculates
welcome to bluesky, twitter refugees! a couple ground rules here:
1. dont post screenshots from the hellsite (foodnetwork.com)
2. they're not called 'tweets', they're called 'ejaculates'
3. nothing wrong with me
January 16, 2026 at 6:21 PM
So if a man ejaculates outside of a vagina, should he be executed for killing sperm?
January 16, 2026 at 4:25 PM
A high school girl had her genitals spread open and exposed before a group of men, who photographed her exposed insides. Despite her desperate resistance, she was penetrated by an unknown man's penis.

Physically speaking, it seems extremely problematic for her if he ejaculates inside her now.
January 16, 2026 at 2:06 PM
No fire in hell burns hotter than being on the receiving end of @hairygingerdad1.bsky.social ‘s raw penis buried deep inside some hairy manhole as he ejaculates his masculine essence.

Come feel the masculine passion in HAIRY GINGER DAD - REMIXED BY FRANK BUTCHER!

menbeingmen.xxx

#Hairy #Semen
January 15, 2026 at 3:07 PM
VOLUMINOUS EJACULATES!

Sir, I promise you no one who is on the receiving end of an ejaculation is ever like "you know what I wish there was more of?"...

It's not as bad out here but sometimes they still make things weird. I didnt think I'd have to worry about that in Progressive Liberaltown, USA
January 14, 2026 at 4:54 PM
I remember going to a urologist in Vegas and he gave me a literal garbage bag of Clomid samples. Told me this is what they give athletes to supplement their training regimen without them failing testing. Cool. Why are you telling me? Why are we talking about voluminous ejaculates? What is happening?
January 14, 2026 at 4:48 PM
thank you grok
January 14, 2026 at 5:20 AM
January 14, 2026 at 3:49 AM
"Try on a horse harness" they said, "it'll be FUN they said"  WELL NOW IT'S BIG FOR ANYONE TO DO ANYTHING WITH!

my bread is too buttered and my pillow is too cold...

#LWD #furry #nsfw #bara #tftuesday #furryart
January 13, 2026 at 4:30 PM
potente
January 13, 2026 at 1:32 AM
he's fine, don't worry ~ 🍓🍫🎈

colored sketch to get back into drawing after a short break :P

#dandysworldnsfw #dandysworldrule34 #dandysworldr34 #nnnaughty

send me reqs for inspiration ... snnnailzzz.straw.page
January 12, 2026 at 9:58 PM
The closest real life analogue is something called a Surgical Reroute, typically done for penectomies, where the urethra is rerouted to the perineum.

My fursona has a sort of fantasy version of this surgery, which reroutes to inside of his colon, meaning he ejaculates into his own butt.
January 12, 2026 at 5:01 PM
*Autopen explods & ejaculates ink all over EO like a Rorschach Blot Test*

Dumald;
a man in a suit and bow tie is standing in front of a car on a street .
ALT: a man in a suit and bow tie is standing in front of a car on a street .
media.tenor.com
January 12, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Amber Onassis is a shemale who ejaculates a lot

#AmberOnassis #ebony #bbc #shemale #cum #milk #cumshot #masturbating #trans #horny
January 12, 2026 at 12:46 AM
How hard would it be to combine a milking machine with a heart rate monitor or some type of sensor to make sure your sub just never cums? Has anyone already done this and provided the documentation? Or are there like studies where they track biometrics while someone ejaculates as a starting point?
January 11, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Hey what freak keeps leaving these oddly specific and oddly horny traps around
January 11, 2026 at 7:35 PM
As Musk publicly ejaculates over his love for white supremacist Rhodesia, and virtual rape proliferates, compare their response to TikTok. Canadian federal devices were barred from having the app in 2023 despite having “no evidence at this point that government information has been compromised.”
TikTok banned on all Canadian government devices over ‘unacceptable’ risk - National | Globalnews.ca
Effective Tuesday, TikTok 'will be removed from government-issued mobile devices' due to a 'unacceptable level of risk to privacy and security,' Fortier said in a statement.
globalnews.ca
January 11, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Cara Dune shows a certain Mandalorian the benefits of working with the New Republic.

@roket111.bsky.social

#NSFW #AI #AIGenerated #ScifiSunday #TheMandalorian #StarWars #CaraDune #MuscularWoman #Creampie
January 11, 2026 at 8:27 AM
A shemale masturbates and ejaculates on a napkin in public at a restaurant

#cum #restaurant #asia #dick #shemale #tgirl #squirting #masturbate #orgasm
January 11, 2026 at 2:49 AM
black and green mold
#deltaruined
January 10, 2026 at 6:52 AM
And ejaculates on your stomach when they are not.
January 9, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Muscle man ejaculates on his foot
January 9, 2026 at 2:33 PM
*allowed* to look—and maybe, sometimes, katsuki also looks back? but no that’s too good to be true, he’s getting ahead of himself (miserably clenching his fists)

…anyways my point here is that once they get together izuku ejaculates WAY way too soon. katsuki is just (eyebrow twitch) “unreal.
January 9, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Vaporeon X Machamp
January 9, 2026 at 2:17 AM
NSFW thoughts time :)

Vee is a lot more open to the idea of sex toys than my other OC's and I can see this being the one thing he hasn't actually tried yet. Has no idea what to expect or that he'll feel all of it and that it functionally ejaculates. Yeah
Once again thinking about Vee with a fully functional aetherstrap and wondering how I could go about gposing the idea I have for it
January 8, 2026 at 10:21 PM