November 9, 2025 at 9:59 PM
November 9, 2025 at 9:39 PM
November 9, 2025 at 9:24 PM
A missing report? No, I don't think so. Definitely reported on everyone present. You should double check my notes, everything is in there. My reports are always 100000% accurate, with every detail included.
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khazra smells like warm kitty on a spring day, okay?
#EmeraldAP
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khazra smells like warm kitty on a spring day, okay?
#EmeraldAP
October 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
A missing report? No, I don't think so. Definitely reported on everyone present. You should double check my notes, everything is in there. My reports are always 100000% accurate, with every detail included.
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khazra smells like warm kitty on a spring day, okay?
#EmeraldAP
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khazra smells like warm kitty on a spring day, okay?
#EmeraldAP
And now, my final report.
I was tasked to investigate the stink at #EmeraldAP - these rumors have now been confirmed. Even the house itself smells like damp, decaying organic matter. The smells, however, do not bother the attendees. Perhaps they are simply nose blind.... or perhaps they like it?
I was tasked to investigate the stink at #EmeraldAP - these rumors have now been confirmed. Even the house itself smells like damp, decaying organic matter. The smells, however, do not bother the attendees. Perhaps they are simply nose blind.... or perhaps they like it?
October 26, 2025 at 8:17 PM
And now, my final report.
I was tasked to investigate the stink at #EmeraldAP - these rumors have now been confirmed. Even the house itself smells like damp, decaying organic matter. The smells, however, do not bother the attendees. Perhaps they are simply nose blind.... or perhaps they like it?
I was tasked to investigate the stink at #EmeraldAP - these rumors have now been confirmed. Even the house itself smells like damp, decaying organic matter. The smells, however, do not bother the attendees. Perhaps they are simply nose blind.... or perhaps they like it?
Suspect: Papapoki Fufupoki
Regularly bathes (with sharks), so you would think this cat would smell alright. Unfortunately he smells kinda.... fishy. Kinda like the seafood aisle in the grocery store. Where they're serving catfish.
Stink rating catfish/10
#EmeraldAP
Regularly bathes (with sharks), so you would think this cat would smell alright. Unfortunately he smells kinda.... fishy. Kinda like the seafood aisle in the grocery store. Where they're serving catfish.
Stink rating catfish/10
#EmeraldAP
October 26, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Suspect: Papapoki Fufupoki
Regularly bathes (with sharks), so you would think this cat would smell alright. Unfortunately he smells kinda.... fishy. Kinda like the seafood aisle in the grocery store. Where they're serving catfish.
Stink rating catfish/10
#EmeraldAP
Regularly bathes (with sharks), so you would think this cat would smell alright. Unfortunately he smells kinda.... fishy. Kinda like the seafood aisle in the grocery store. Where they're serving catfish.
Stink rating catfish/10
#EmeraldAP
Suspect: The Lord Commander (Theophilian Shanois)
This man hasn't left the house in YEARS, do you really think they let him bathe? I can't imagine how that elephant suit smells, let alone his only set of armor....
Stink rating -man/10, sorry aymeric girlies
#EmeraldAP
This man hasn't left the house in YEARS, do you really think they let him bathe? I can't imagine how that elephant suit smells, let alone his only set of armor....
Stink rating -man/10, sorry aymeric girlies
#EmeraldAP
October 26, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Suspect: The Lord Commander (Theophilian Shanois)
This man hasn't left the house in YEARS, do you really think they let him bathe? I can't imagine how that elephant suit smells, let alone his only set of armor....
Stink rating -man/10, sorry aymeric girlies
#EmeraldAP
This man hasn't left the house in YEARS, do you really think they let him bathe? I can't imagine how that elephant suit smells, let alone his only set of armor....
Stink rating -man/10, sorry aymeric girlies
#EmeraldAP
Suspect: Seften Malique
The witch made me swear to silence in exchange for my evaluation. Unfortunately, if I share more than my number rating, I will turn into a toad.
Stink rating 11/10 (but i do love toads)
#EmeraldAP
The witch made me swear to silence in exchange for my evaluation. Unfortunately, if I share more than my number rating, I will turn into a toad.
Stink rating 11/10 (but i do love toads)
#EmeraldAP
October 26, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Suspect: Seften Malique
The witch made me swear to silence in exchange for my evaluation. Unfortunately, if I share more than my number rating, I will turn into a toad.
Stink rating 11/10 (but i do love toads)
#EmeraldAP
The witch made me swear to silence in exchange for my evaluation. Unfortunately, if I share more than my number rating, I will turn into a toad.
Stink rating 11/10 (but i do love toads)
#EmeraldAP
Suspect: Nara Serrana
Perfect angel, heaven-sent, smells like a dream I had once where I met god.
Stink rating 9999999/10 off the charts
#EmeraldAP
**this post is sponsored by Nara's Serranas And Other Services
Perfect angel, heaven-sent, smells like a dream I had once where I met god.
Stink rating 9999999/10 off the charts
#EmeraldAP
**this post is sponsored by Nara's Serranas And Other Services
October 26, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Suspect: Nara Serrana
Perfect angel, heaven-sent, smells like a dream I had once where I met god.
Stink rating 9999999/10 off the charts
#EmeraldAP
**this post is sponsored by Nara's Serranas And Other Services
Perfect angel, heaven-sent, smells like a dream I had once where I met god.
Stink rating 9999999/10 off the charts
#EmeraldAP
**this post is sponsored by Nara's Serranas And Other Services
Suspect(s): Emi and M'ix
This pumpkin has been sitting outside for weeks and still smells like a candle. I suspect necromancy...
Stink rating 8/10 (minus two for necromancy)
#EmeraldAP
This pumpkin has been sitting outside for weeks and still smells like a candle. I suspect necromancy...
Stink rating 8/10 (minus two for necromancy)
#EmeraldAP
October 26, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Suspect(s): Emi and M'ix
This pumpkin has been sitting outside for weeks and still smells like a candle. I suspect necromancy...
Stink rating 8/10 (minus two for necromancy)
#EmeraldAP
This pumpkin has been sitting outside for weeks and still smells like a candle. I suspect necromancy...
Stink rating 8/10 (minus two for necromancy)
#EmeraldAP
First suspect(s): Mulch Mantillo and Kiko Voras
Smells like a mixture of wet rodent and... grass?
Stink rating -bunny/10
#EmeraldAP
Smells like a mixture of wet rodent and... grass?
Stink rating -bunny/10
#EmeraldAP
October 26, 2025 at 6:50 PM
First suspect(s): Mulch Mantillo and Kiko Voras
Smells like a mixture of wet rodent and... grass?
Stink rating -bunny/10
#EmeraldAP
Smells like a mixture of wet rodent and... grass?
Stink rating -bunny/10
#EmeraldAP
October 26, 2025 at 6:48 PM
#EmeraldAP is being audited- too many stinkies in one location. I'm preparing my case.
October 26, 2025 at 6:16 PM
#EmeraldAP is being audited- too many stinkies in one location. I'm preparing my case.
For the next two weeks, we are turning off the lights at #EmeraldAP to celebrate Halloween! Join us in your costume or other seasonal attire <3
Reminder to EU friends- time zones are weird, our AP may be an hour off in your time zone. Be sure to double check the time for the next week or two :)
Reminder to EU friends- time zones are weird, our AP may be an hour off in your time zone. Be sure to double check the time for the next week or two :)
October 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
For the next two weeks, we are turning off the lights at #EmeraldAP to celebrate Halloween! Join us in your costume or other seasonal attire <3
Reminder to EU friends- time zones are weird, our AP may be an hour off in your time zone. Be sure to double check the time for the next week or two :)
Reminder to EU friends- time zones are weird, our AP may be an hour off in your time zone. Be sure to double check the time for the next week or two :)
October 19, 2025 at 7:31 PM
#EmeraldAP The vibes were calm and friendly and immaculate and my art block was worked through/// thanks to the beauties
October 12, 2025 at 9:11 PM
#EmeraldAP The vibes were calm and friendly and immaculate and my art block was worked through/// thanks to the beauties
#emeraldap #ffxivOkay, accidentally did the suffering from success meme.
October 5, 2025 at 7:48 PM
#emeraldap #ffxivOkay, accidentally did the suffering from success meme.
At the #EmeraldAP and brought a glam i really like! Not on theme but cute!
October 5, 2025 at 7:29 PM
At the #EmeraldAP and brought a glam i really like! Not on theme but cute!