AT&T guy at Costco: I love your sweatshirt!
Me: thank you!
Guy: Is that Neil Diamond?
Me: IT SURE IS! I LOVE NEIL DIAMOND.
Guy: My mom would love that!
Me: She has good taste! She and I are probably the same age!
Guy: Have a great day!
NEIL FOREVER.
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