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dimwitteddevil.bsky.social
Funny Quote of the Day: "A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing." - Emo Philips #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
January 26, 2026 at 8:00 AM
dimwitteddevil.bsky.social
Funny Quote of the Day: "I have as much privacy as a goldfish in a bowl." - Princess Margaret #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
January 25, 2026 at 8:00 AM
dimwitteddevil.bsky.social
Funny Quote of the Day: "I, Joan Crawford, I believe in the dollar. Everything I earn, I spend." - Joan Crawford #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
January 24, 2026 at 8:00 AM
dimwitteddevil.bsky.social
Funny Quote of the Day: "Big girls need big diamonds." - Elizabeth Taylor #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
January 22, 2026 at 8:00 AM
dimwitteddevil.bsky.social
Funny Quote of the Day: "Indecision may or may not be my problem." - Jimmy Buffett #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
January 20, 2026 at 8:00 AM
thewaywardabbey.bsky.social
"Never put a sock in a toaster."
Eddie Izzard

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Solid advice. 😂

~Blessings~Courtney

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January 20, 2026 at 2:54 AM
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January 19, 2026 at 4:06 AM
dimwitteddevil.bsky.social
Funny Quote of the Day: "My life needs editing." - Mort Sahl #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
January 17, 2026 at 8:00 AM
thewaywardabbey.bsky.social
"My life needs editing."
Mort Sahl

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I think the majority of people can identify with this. I know I do.

~Blessings~Courtney

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January 16, 2026 at 1:46 AM
dimwitteddevil.bsky.social
Funny Quote of the Day: "Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long." - Ogden Nash #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
January 15, 2026 at 8:00 AM
dimwitteddevil.bsky.social
Funny Quote of the Day: "I spent a year in that town, one Sunday." - George Burns #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
January 14, 2026 at 8:00 AM
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January 13, 2026 at 7:09 PM
dimwitteddevil.bsky.social
Funny Quote of the Day: "Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go." - Truman Capote #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
January 11, 2026 at 8:00 AM
liiselind.bsky.social
Hate the game, not the player

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Photo of a sketchbook. Red pencil sketch of animals and quotes 1st close-up of a chicken with a quote "stepping away from the BS" 2nd close-up of a raccoon with a quote "sometimes I ponder" 3rd close-up of platypus with a quote "all play and no puss" 4th close-up of a rat with a quote "spreading you like the plague"
January 10, 2026 at 6:11 PM
dimwitteddevil.bsky.social
Funny Quote of the Day: "Miami Beach is where neon goes to die." - Lenny Bruce #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
January 10, 2026 at 8:00 AM
dimwitteddevil.bsky.social
Funny Quote of the Day: "Adding sound to movies would be like putting lipstick on the Venus de Milo." - Mary Pickford #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
January 9, 2026 at 8:00 AM
hiyatee.bsky.social
🚨 WARNING: These 9 Shirt Designs Might Make You Laugh Out Loud 🤣

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9 Funny Shirt Designs That Will Make Everyone Laugh Out Loud
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January 9, 2026 at 3:51 AM
dimwitteddevil.bsky.social
Funny Quote of the Day: "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." - Joseph Addison #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
January 8, 2026 at 8:00 AM
dimwitteddevil.bsky.social
Funny Quote of the Day: "When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it." - Clarence Darrow #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
January 7, 2026 at 8:00 AM
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"Go ahead, make my day" #misquote #apparel @teepublic
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January 6, 2026 at 9:11 PM
dimwitteddevil.bsky.social
Funny Quote of the Day: "The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese." - Gilbert K. Chesterton #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
January 6, 2026 at 8:00 AM
dimwitteddevil.bsky.social
Funny Quote of the Day: "Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before." - Mae West #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
January 4, 2026 at 8:00 AM
dimwitteddevil.bsky.social
Funny Quote of the Day: "If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?" - Abraham Lincoln #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
January 3, 2026 at 8:00 AM
dimwitteddevil.bsky.social
Funny Quote of the Day: "I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me." - Warren Buffett #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
January 2, 2026 at 8:00 AM