#gardenhumor
We created some plant-themed Valentine’s just for gardeners 💚🌿
Save them, share them, and send a little plant love to someone who’ll appreciate the pun.

#UCMasterGardeners #CaliforniaGardening #UCANR
#PlantPuns #GardenHumor
February 13, 2026 at 4:28 PM
I need to find those wiggly eye stickers for my Habanero pepper.

This one looks like a face and with eyes, it would look so funny.

Too lazy to edit it manually to add them on it.

#Peppers #Habanero #GardenHumor #Gardening #BalconyGarden #MyPlants #ContainerGarden #France #Antibes
January 14, 2026 at 6:19 PM
If plants could talk… they’d totally thank you for the glow-up 🌿
Keep your garden gossip-worthy give your greens a trim today!

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#GardenHumor #PlantParent #GreenThumb #PruningDay #GardeningTools #GardenGlowUp #KingswoodGreen #PlantCare #SundayGardenVibes
November 29, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Seed Germination Shortcuts for Greener Thumbs

Think your seeds are lazy? Give them a little pep talk! 🌱 Discover sneaky shortcuts to get sprouts popping faster than your morning coffee kicks in.

#GreenerThumbs #SeedHacks #PlantParentLife #SproutGoals #GardenHumor #frovat #frovatdesign
October 21, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Gardening is about the little wins sometimes. I can make a whole side dish for myself with this harvest that took all spring and summer 🥲
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#daadoogsfarm #farmlife #garden #gardening #vegetablegarden #vegetablegardening #zone9garden #zone9b #zone9bgardening #homestead #gardenhumor
October 3, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Today is a day of rest… from politics. Not from gardening. We all started little projects during COVID… mine got out of hand.

More politics tomorrow. I promise.

#CartoonOfTheDay #GardenHumor #UrbanJungle #Homegrown #Harvest #Sunflowers #Gardening #Plantbasedhumor #PumpkinPatch #BlueskyCartoons
September 14, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Gardeners on Sundays be like… 🌱☕
Sunday mood in three words: dig, sip tea, repeat. 
Because a day in the garden is never complete without a cups. Who’s with me? 🙋‍♂️

Drop a 🌿 if this is your perfect Sunday too!

#SundayMood #GardenHumor #TeaLovers #GardenVibes #GardenTherapy #GardeningAddict
August 24, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Me focusing on my goals and nurturing my mental health: 😌🌱

The world outside: 💥🔥✈️

#GardeningMemes #InnerPeace #OuterChaos #GardenHumor #RealLife
August 2, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Day 63: My nasturtiums are THRIVING 🌱💪 but my marigolds? Toasted like a forgotten Pop-Tart. 💀 Only one bloom survived and she’s got main character energy. 😂🌼
For More → Johnonody.com
#gardening #plantupdate #nasturtium #marigoldfail #plantsky #JohnOnody #SuppUpYourLife #gardenhumor #bskyplants
August 2, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Tried evicting my lawn gnomes. Airport security & existential dread ensued. A tale of concrete rebels, failed bureaucracy & yard shame. Learn from my gnome errors.

#LawnGnomes, #GardenHumor, #Satire, #DontDeportDecor, #LawnGnomeAsylumSeekers, #SuburbanSatire

open.substack.com/pub/funnybut...
I Tried to Deport My Lawn Gnomes: A Cautionary Tale
(Or How My Yard Became a Geopolitical Hot Zone)
open.substack.com
July 7, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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🌱nz

Planted a seed yesterday.
Checked today expecting lettuce.
Found an ant staring at me.
She better move—this is my land now."
#SelfGarden #GardenHumor #GreenMeme
June 27, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I’ve wanted to make this little porch bling for ages. Lettuce turnip the beet! 🎶

#Gardening #GardenHumor #DadJokes #Handmade
June 16, 2025 at 2:04 PM
What’s a peace rose’s favorite type of music?
Anything with good compost-ition.” 🌹🎶💩

#LampinGardens #PeaceRose #GardenHumor #CompostJokes #PlantPuns #MorningLaughs #NatureNerds #LampinMedia #BloomWithPurpose #GrowYourVibe #Photography #Spacecoast
June 12, 2025 at 7:13 PM
You might be a plant person if…

🌱 You talk to your plants.
💦 You get WAY to excited about a hydroponic tower!
🌿You can't help but pull weeds when visiting friends' gardens

What would you add? Comment below! ⬇️
#PlantPerson #GardenHumor #AdventuresInBotany
May 24, 2025 at 5:26 AM
May 20, 2025 at 4:08 AM
🏋‍♀️ Some people hit the gym to get buff; I hit the #Gym to cultivate my #Garden! 💪It's a whole day's workout plus plenty of #VitaminD! 👩‍🌾 🌱 ☀️ Happy #SunnySaturday, #PlantLovers! 🥕🥔🌿 #TeacherLife #GardenHumor
#SustainableLiving #TouchGrass
May 17, 2025 at 3:03 PM
#gardenhumor 🪴🌿
May 5, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Okay, this was funny!
#gardenhumor
April 13, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Warning: Water at your own risk. 🤣
#PottedCat #gardenhumor #cats #kittens
March 3, 2025 at 3:51 PM
You might be a plant person if…
🌱 You talk to your plants.
🌿You can't help but pull weeds when visiting friends' gardens
🛒 You go to the nursery ‘just to look’ and leave with 5 new plants.

What would you add? Comment below! ⬇️"

#PlantPerson #GardenHumor #PlantAddict #AdventuresInBotany
February 21, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Sometimes life gets me down and then I remember this little comic. Be like the weeds. Root adventitious, Bloom boldly, just Thrive and Vibe. #gardenhumor #motivation
January 31, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Cucumber Chaos In My Garden

https://www.diningandcooking.com/1534629/cucumber-chaos-in-my-garden/

Is there such a thing as too many cucumbers? 🥒 #cucumber #gardening #gardenhumor #garden
Cucumber Chaos In My Garden
Is there such a thing as too many cucumbers? 🥒#cucumber #gardening #gardenhumor #garden
www.diningandcooking.com
August 7, 2024 at 7:00 PM