#glasshalfempty
Everyone: Oh that’s so cute, you’re so creative.

My grumpy ass: Well, now you’ve bought all the affordable gloves from that store, so people will have cold hands and these bears will end up in a landfill instead of being used as gloves and possibly donated to be reused.

#glasshalfempty
October 22, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Seems pretty clear right now that, unless the #stlcards make some major changes unlike what are rumored to happen this offseason, they’ll be a solid pick for last in the division in 2026. Which is sad when you consider the ‘27 season is likely to be stolen away by Manfred. #glasshalfempty
August 28, 2025 at 7:30 PM
August 6, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Glass Half Empty 🎧
For when optimism is on vacation 🥂

#NewMusic #PianoMusic #Instrumental #GlassHalfEmpty
Samer Fanek - Glass Half Empty
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May 30, 2025 at 6:55 AM
I wish I could teleport across the country instead of spending the next few hours with hacking and sneezing passengers plus someone has a bird with them-which I assume will be seated near me. #glasshalfempty
April 17, 2025 at 4:45 PM
The Premier League is shite anyway. I’m looking forward to this summer’s fire sale followed by a plunge down the leagues and renewing rivalries with Cheltenham and Oldham in a few years time.

#GlassHalfEmpty #LUFC
March 29, 2025 at 8:16 PM
March 19, 2025 at 9:08 AM
It’s simple really. Just expect to lose every game and then you’ll always be pleasantly surprised when we win. Sorted. #NUFC #glasshalfempty
March 2, 2025 at 4:20 PM
It's worse than it seems.
#GlassHalfEmpty
February 17, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Thanks for your overwhelming positivity. What time does the GlassHalfEmpty Emerald CSC bus leave for Munich??

He's not up to CL level, but handy to have a back-up when others leave (Frimpong, Juranovic.... AJ?). Same would happen to anybody good enough who's not guaranteed 1st team football.
February 9, 2025 at 11:42 AM
"Based on measurements gathered so far, the asteroid has a 1.3% chance of smashing into Earth on 22 December 2032, or put another way, a nearly 99% probability of barrelling past without incident." #GlassHalfFull #GlassHalfEmpty #Asteroid #DRR
January 30, 2025 at 5:22 PM
If you're trying to make the anti Trump ppl happy. Stop it's not working. He's still president and has 4 more years to fuck things up. #glasshalfempty
January 21, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Have a horrible feeling Southampton’s new manager bounce kicks in tomorrow #glasshalfempty
December 28, 2024 at 6:10 PM
This is crazy talk! Surely b) or c)...? #glasshalfempty

Have asked Servalan, and she reckons b)
December 18, 2024 at 4:06 PM
Remarkably the bus was on time. The gate was called exactly an hour before. The flight had boarded with 15 minutes to spare.

Expect air traffic will hold us for an hour…

#glasshalfempty
December 13, 2024 at 1:54 PM
This is rather ominous. Taken like Liam Neeson is going to have to save me? And why am I going to need plastic surgery? Am I in an accident? #glasshalfempty
November 26, 2024 at 3:37 PM
I read that as a threat.
#GlassHalfEmpty
November 14, 2024 at 4:36 PM
Finally got a physio appointment at the GP surgery after 11 months. Got a chart and a band and there will be no follow-up. She didn't think I'm actually that bad and said my gym routine sounds decent. Can't decide whether to feel short changed or pleased #GlassHalfEmpty
November 4, 2024 at 9:56 PM
Personally, I would very much like to see the glass half full or half empty when it's just abundantly clear the glass has dried up entirely.

#glasshalffull #glasshalfempty
December 1, 2024 at 7:23 PM
Im Gegensatz zu DE gilt in AT zum. weiterhin u.a. Maskenpflicht 😷 in Supermärkten. #GlassHalfFull
Warum nicht einfach allg beibehalten, kann mir niemand schlüssig erklären.
Am Ende werden sich wieder alle beschweren, weil sie Regeln nicht mehr durchblicken... #GlassHalfEmpty
November 25, 2024 at 3:11 AM
Two disappointing games to open the season. So close to OT, but no dice. #GlassHalfEmpty #NBL18
November 3, 2024 at 5:14 PM
Nunca nos ganamos nada en ciencia. #GlassHalfEmpty
February 6, 2025 at 9:52 PM