Goodnight to everyone except the coworker who said, “Let’s turn that setback into a setup!” While I was actively spiraling, the manager who calls burnout “a growth opportunity,” and anyone who replies to real problems with “just manifest better!”

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Goodnight to everyone except the man who cut me in line and pretended not to see me, the stranger who talked on speakerphone at the coffee shop, and the person who told me “you look tired” like it was a compliment.

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Goodnight to everyone except the coworker who replies-all with “Thanks!” on every email, the dentist who said “you floss, right?” knowing damn well I don’t, and my 2008 flatiron for what it did to my bangs.

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