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GM Bluesky. Please go subvert a norm today, just to feel something. #HailEris
October 14, 2025 at 10:42 AM Everybody can reply
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Politely, I’M RIGHT HERE.
🇮🇹 Italian-American
🇮🇹 flawless Foccacia game
🇮🇹 actual Bluesky Elder
🇮🇹 will crochet you all blankets

#PopeXaocDay
#HailEris
name an italian more worthy of an american holiday than columbus
October 13, 2025 at 5:25 PM Everybody can reply
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We truly live in a discordian age #OperationMindfuck #HailEris #AllHailDiscordia
As a protest optics nerd love about the inflatables is how much they visually disrupt and pull focus from the fascist shock imagery Noem & Miller are trying to create.

So many of these photos now look like the world's silliest dance party, backgrounded by a bunch of guys in uniform looking awkward
October 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM Everybody can reply
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This is Discordian coded af. #hailEris
WATCH: ‘Portland Frog’ pepper balled by ICE agents
October 9, 2025 at 10:59 AM Everybody can reply
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Happy Friday
🌭
#haileris
October 3, 2025 at 6:17 PM Everybody can reply
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Different profiles for each themed shelf(ves) to sow confusion regarding your actual aggregated taste
#haileris
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Show all the shelves and risk catching the eye of someone who declares you their Rival. And then they do book heists to complete their collections (before you can do the same to them)
Scanning a friend’s shelves, I have a really obnoxious get-rich app idea free for the taking: an app that lets you run your camera over your bookshelves & digitizes your library—which wld be cool—& then reveals to you your closest matches in your area, which wld be gross but irresistible.
September 29, 2025 at 2:54 AM Everybody can reply
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Daughter comes home from college and asks me, “Who’s Eris?”

Taken aback, I say, “what?”

“Your new shoes, they say #HailEris

Totally fucking forgot I had done that for my custom Nike’s!
September 28, 2025 at 7:07 PM Everybody can reply
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Eris is the Greek goddess of chaos, and legend says that with a single golden apple she set in motion the Trojan war. That level of both genius and pettiness is staggering!
#illustration #haileris #artsky #drawing #sketchbook #artwork #drawingoftheday #art
September 28, 2025 at 1:24 AM Everybody can reply
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Happy Friday 🌭
#haileris
September 12, 2025 at 6:32 PM Everybody can reply
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Every year I inch closer to fully sincerely believing that the Discordian Calendar is actually superior to the Gregorian one and unironically using it in daily life.
September 7, 2025 at 11:01 PM Everybody can reply
August 29, 2025 at 2:23 PM Everybody can reply
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The student asked, “How shall I defeat my enemy?”
Eris answered, “Introduce him to bureaucracy. No sword cuts deeper.”
#HailEris
August 29, 2025 at 12:15 AM Everybody can reply
It is in the presence of discord that we must find the strength from which to grow. #HailEris
inter mutanda constantia - Steadfast in the midst of change #quotebot
August 25, 2025 at 5:55 PM Everybody can reply
It’s Friday! 🌭
#haileris
August 22, 2025 at 4:28 PM Everybody can reply
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9️⃣ Confirmation Bias
We seek info that confirms what we already believe & dismiss what contradicts it.
This narrows our view & weakens free will. Respecting discord keeps choices shaped by the full range of evidence.
#CognitiveBias #ConfirmationBias #FreeWill #CriticalThinking #Philosophy #HailEris
August 15, 2025 at 12:05 PM Everybody can reply
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WOOHOOO! I CAN FINALLY IST THIS DAMNED CARD I MADE IN 2009!

#HailEris #Fnord
August 15, 2025 at 6:46 AM Everybody can reply
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When life feels chaotic, remember: chaos can be raw material, not ruin.
Name what you can control.
Anchor it in one small action today.
Let the rest swirl and feed your growth in ways you can’t yet see.
#MondayMotivation #Nomodynamy #FreeWillInAction #Concupiscere #HailEris #GrowthMindset
August 11, 2025 at 10:26 PM Everybody can reply
Dizzy with glizzys: hotdog spill on Pennsylvania highway leaves motorists steamed #HailEris!
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/aug/01/hotdog-spill-pennsylvania-highway
August 3, 2025 at 11:18 PM Everybody can reply