move over, Jesus
Paula White-Cain at the National Prayer Breakfast: "President Trump has brought religion back to this nation and beyond. It is my great honor to introduce the GOAT -- the greatest of all time. The greatest champion of faith that we have ever had in the executive branch."
February 6, 2026 at 1:33 AM
move over, Jesus
jesus
INBOX: Robert McCartney, who worked for 39 years at The Washington Post, including as a Metro columnist and editor, before retiring in 2021, claims on X that he has heard the Post has laid off *all* its photojournalists.
February 4, 2026 at 9:12 PM
jesus
Exactly as Jesus preached.
Trump at Natl Prayer Breakfst: "We prefer somebody that's a strong, powerful person w/extremely good vision that can shoot a rifle very well to a person that's extremely weak, non-muscular, can't shoot a rifle, has no idea where the hell he is. We have a military where they all look like Tom Cruise"
February 5, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Exactly as Jesus preached.
I converted to Catholicism a couple weeks ago. Here’s what I think Jesus got wrong.
February 7, 2026 at 7:35 PM
I converted to Catholicism a couple weeks ago. Here’s what I think Jesus got wrong.
Jesus if you’ve lost the owners of Vegas sports bars your movement is toast
This rules. Kick Bovino out of every fucking bar in the country.
Border Patrol boss Gregory Bovino tossed from Las Vegas bar
Former U.S. Border Patrol Commander-at-Large Gregory Bovino was reportedly asked to leave a Las Vegas bar out of safety concerns for the venue’s customers.
lasvegassun.com
February 7, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Jesus if you’ve lost the owners of Vegas sports bars your movement is toast
Jesus wept.
Trump at the National Prayer Breakfast: "One of my favorite people, President Bukele ... he operates rather large prisons. Very strong prisons."
February 5, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Jesus wept.
atheist hits 4k after declaring love for jesus christ
February 6, 2026 at 2:40 AM
atheist hits 4k after declaring love for jesus christ
Jesus Christ
February 4, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ. Get him out of there!!
American star Alysa Liu overcame a delay en route to the Milano Skating Arena caused by Vice President JD Vance’s motorcade and finished second in the women’s short program at the Olympics team event.
“We almost didn’t make it,” her coach said.
“We almost didn’t make it,” her coach said.
Nothing could stop the U.S. figure skating team. Not even JD Vance’s motorcade.
Alysa Liu and world champion dance team of Madison Chock and Evan Bates have the Americans leading the team event after day one.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 7, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Jesus Christ. Get him out of there!!
Jesus Christ.
This is bleak: Jes Staley, currently CEO of Barclays, reassuring Epstein that popular revolt against financial elites is unlikely because capitalism and pop culture have defanged social movements, leaving people more invested in consumption than justice.
February 7, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Jesus Christ.
Fun fact: Trump is mentioned in the Epstein files more than Jesus is mentioned in the bible.
And that’s just the unredacted version.
And that’s just the unredacted version.
February 7, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Fun fact: Trump is mentioned in the Epstein files more than Jesus is mentioned in the bible.
And that’s just the unredacted version.
And that’s just the unredacted version.
Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ.
“One young girl who kept coming up to me, a little girl who was hugging my leg, asking us to help get her out of there.” - Rep. Joaquin Castro
NEW: @joaquincastrotx.bsky.social is calling for Dilley Immigration Center to be “shut down immediately.”
Dilley released Liam Ramos. But hundreds of children who remain in the facility are facing a measles outbreak. The highly contagious disease can be deadly.
thebarbedwire.com/2026/02/02/h...
Dilley released Liam Ramos. But hundreds of children who remain in the facility are facing a measles outbreak. The highly contagious disease can be deadly.
thebarbedwire.com/2026/02/02/h...
February 4, 2026 at 6:05 AM
Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ.
Stop giving this guy a platform already, Jesus
February 6, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Stop giving this guy a platform already, Jesus
Jesus wept.
Trump: "Mike Johnson is a very religious person. He does not hide it. He'll say to me sometimes at lunch, 'Sir, may we pray.' I'll say, 'Excuse me? We're having lunch.'"
February 5, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Jesus wept.
Buttfuck a fatty for jesus
February 6, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Buttfuck a fatty for jesus
the two years of transformation:
February 7, 2026 at 10:49 PM
the two years of transformation:
Jesus fucking christ
February 5, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Jesus fucking christ
I read the “SAVE Act” (the GOP’s new voter suppression bill) so you don’t have to. This is my one page summary. Jesus it’s bad. 1/
February 6, 2026 at 7:54 PM
I read the “SAVE Act” (the GOP’s new voter suppression bill) so you don’t have to. This is my one page summary. Jesus it’s bad. 1/
jesus christ lmao
February 5, 2026 at 10:11 PM
jesus christ lmao
WE'RE ALL "TERRORIST" GROUPS NOW CHUCK. Read a paper, Jesus
February 5, 2026 at 9:57 PM
WE'RE ALL "TERRORIST" GROUPS NOW CHUCK. Read a paper, Jesus
Trump is mentioned in the files more than Jesus is mentioned in the Bible.
February 5, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Trump is mentioned in the files more than Jesus is mentioned in the Bible.
Jesus Christ.
February 6, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Jesus Christ.