#jucheUSA
The currently foreign nation now known as Canada is voting and wishing that Dear Leader was on the ballot.

#JucheUSA is for His People, but may expand to embrace others who yearn for joy and prosperity.

Imagine your poutine with the extra bean Dear Leader grants his loyal subjects!

#Canada
April 28, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Loyal Deputy and Minister of Districts and Edible Animals... Know that Dear Leader appreciates your support, commiserates with your struggles in explaining His Will, and understands that spreading the word of #JucheUSA is sometimes hard.

Take heart that He Swathed In Eternal Gold appreciates you.
April 22, 2025 at 3:30 AM
The Fruit of the Tree of Dear Leader is very wise.

This is why Dear Leader allows him so much of the waking white powder he requires to spread the word of #JucheUSA.
April 21, 2025 at 1:29 PM
This is a trick question.

All followers of #JucheUSA know that beliefs are tools of the enemy and Dear Leader alone divines guilt, innocence, and beliefs.
If someone is arguing against due process, just ask them if they believe someone is innocent until proven guilty. It's the same thing.
April 21, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Heed the words of Loyal Deputy and Minister of Facial Hair Resembling a Black Hole Collapsing on His Maw!

Despite Deputy G. Orca's grotesque appearance, all who follow #JucheUSA must know he has the complete trust of Dear Leader.
April 17, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Loyal Deputy and Minister of Horse Dewormers, Toxic Materials Ingestion, and Health Prayers Areffkay, Jr has shown you the way to health.

By such health will you revel in the joy and prosperity #JucheUSA provides!
April 17, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Institution of Higher #JucheUSA Education Harvard must reevaluate its dedication to Dear Leader.

The prosperity owed to Him Eternally Swathed in Gold can be taken away as easily as it is bestowed.
April 17, 2025 at 7:31 PM
It is well-known that the aura of Dear Leader is so sexually powerful that even the aides to those who clamor for His favor are often overtaken by it.

Merely spreading the Word of #JucheUSA has made me irresistible, as evidenced by the many DMs I receive of those wishing to couple with me.
April 17, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Such trifles.

Dear Leader instructs His Dear Leader Jr, the Dumb One, the One in Hiding, the Tall One, and the One Everyone Forgets *daily* in Their Regal Splendor and Responsibility for #JucheUSA.
April 17, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I must not fear. Fear is the meme-killer. Fear is the little-death that lacks obligation to Him. I will face my fear. I will commit to praising Dear Leader. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only #JucheUSA will remain.
April 17, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Dear Leader welcomes all of His citizens to speak.

So long as the words are in tune with the harmony that only comes from #JucheUSA.

Let your voice sing His praises, Deputy Murkowski, and all fear shall be lifted!
GOP Sen. Lisa Murkowski said a fear of retaliation under Trump’s administration is rising to levels she’s not seen before.

“We are all afraid ... I’m oftentimes very anxious myself about using my voice because retaliation is real," she said.
‘We are all afraid’: Murkowski says fear of retaliation from Trump administration is ‘real’
The senator said this week that she has been “just trying to listen as carefully as I can to what is happening."
www.politico.com
April 17, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Dear Leader approves of Disloyal Deputy @vanhollen.senate.gov choosing to self-deport to the Salvadoran reeducation camp.

More disloyal citizens should choose to decamp to these camps for intensive study of their #jucheUSA
I’m about to board my flight to El Salvador, where I hope to meet with senior government officials to discuss the return of Kilmar Abrego Garcia.

I also hope to see Kilmar and check on his condition — and remind him that we won’t stop fighting until he’s home.
Headed to El Salvador to meet with government officials and discuss return of Kilmar Abrego Garcia
YouTube video by Senator Chris Van Hollen
youtube.com
April 16, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Tip #5

One who keeps steadfast to the Will of Dear Leader and follows #JucheUSA never need fear exile to Salvadoran gulags.

Such reeducations are limited to those do not surrender their mind and soul to His Wisdom.
April 15, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Any dollars not allocated from Dear Leader's Wisdom are but counterfeit attempts to supplant the value of #JucheUSA
April 15, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Many apologies for my absence. I must confess that I looked longingly at an extra bean Dear Leader delivered to another and a moment of doubt about His Wisdom in Our allocation required a refresher in El Salvador.

I have been refreshed with steadfast resolve to only follow The One Path #JucheUSA
April 15, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Dear Leader teaches us that "slurs" are but appropriate terms for His People that lack His wisdom and insight and must be taught #JucheUSA
April 15, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Any institution that does not teach the One Truth of #JucheUSA only prepares its students for institutionalization for the crimes of delusion of reformism or sluggish schizophrenia.
April 15, 2025 at 6:16 PM
The singularity of #JucheUSA and acceptance of the Will of Our Dear Leader approaches.

Will you remember to say Thank You before it arrives?
April 11, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Loyal Deputy Emteegee knows she will face doubt as she seeks to ascend to Minister of Gyms and Adultery.

But all who follow the #JucheUSA should know that she has Dear Leader's trust.
April 11, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Many who claim to study the "law" fail to recognize that there is but one law: #JucheUSA

They trouble their minds with many Present Dents.

Others learn to accept the smoothing congruency of the One Truth and will be rewarded for it.
April 11, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Ever more, those who toil in their "legal work" recognize that such endeavors are no more than seeking to properly interpret the will of Dear Leader and guide our People on the path to following #JucheUSA

One must swim with the current of the Great Flood or be doomed to drown in it.
Kirkland & Ellis, Allen Overy Shearman Sterling, Simpson Thatcher, and Latham & Watkins should be viewed as administration shills now. It would be a mistake to engage them in any matter in which your interests and positions are not congruent with this administration’s.
more law firms have just sold out to Trump
April 11, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Tip #3

Remember that all Inflections are but a Reflection of the wisdom of our Dear Leader.

You are never lost if your north star is #JucheUSA
April 11, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Even the other God next to Dear Leader recognizes that joy and happiness can only come from #JucheUSA
April 11, 2025 at 5:08 PM
This is why Dear Leader trusts Loyal Deputy and Minister of our Strategic Chia Seed Reserves so implicitly.

Such devotion to #JucheUSA is unparalleled and so rare that Dear Leader is accepting proposals for the Glorious National Statuary.
April 11, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Loyal Deputy Broke Rickrolling, Minister of Additional Subsidies to Our Thriving Farmers, says thank you to Dear Leader.

Such is #JucheUSA.

Do you not also want to feel the joy and prosperity so many blessed with a personal audience experience?
Brooke Rollins goes full Pyongyang: "What you have assembled in your vision is a turning point and inflection point in American history. And so just being a part of that is being the greatest honor. Thank you for that."
April 11, 2025 at 1:13 PM