“Back since the days of old Methuselah
Everyone loves the big bambooz-a-ler
…When you're in trouble, go into your dance
Though you are stiffer than a girder
They let ya get away with a murder
Razzle dazzle 'em
And you've got a romance”! - Fred Ebb, brilliantly anticipating the Vaudeville President

Commission i got a while back #hazbin-tickles #lee!dazzle #ler!dazzle #lee!razzle #ler!razzle

Daze and dizzy 'em
Back since the days of old Methuselah
Everyone loves the big bambooz-a-ler
Give 'em the old three ring circus
Stun and stagger 'em
When you're in trouble, go into your dance
Though you are stiffer than a girder
They'll let you get away with murder

Razzle Dazzle Chicago