Im sure she won't appreciate you pulling out a sheep's heart out of coat pocket, holding it a loft and proclaiming "kali-mah!"
Though Lickle Ray would make an ace Short Round.
Its nice that Mr. Spielberg is still married to Indys co-star to this day.
Any excuse to show off his 'Willie!'
Though Lickle Ray would make an ace Short Round.
Its nice that Mr. Spielberg is still married to Indys co-star to this day.
Any excuse to show off his 'Willie!'
December 30, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Im sure she won't appreciate you pulling out a sheep's heart out of coat pocket, holding it a loft and proclaiming "kali-mah!"
Though Lickle Ray would make an ace Short Round.
Its nice that Mr. Spielberg is still married to Indys co-star to this day.
Any excuse to show off his 'Willie!'
Though Lickle Ray would make an ace Short Round.
Its nice that Mr. Spielberg is still married to Indys co-star to this day.
Any excuse to show off his 'Willie!'
Oh aye many a time. Took lickle lad, he loved it this time. Charging around chatting he is. Gobbing off t’fish n penguins
December 28, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Oh aye many a time. Took lickle lad, he loved it this time. Charging around chatting he is. Gobbing off t’fish n penguins
Depends where you see our future. Lickle lonesome Englanders in decline or part of the EU trading bloc? And exactly who else of influence/significance would we be doing major trade deals with? US, India we have what we will get; Canada wants more with the EU.
December 27, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Depends where you see our future. Lickle lonesome Englanders in decline or part of the EU trading bloc? And exactly who else of influence/significance would we be doing major trade deals with? US, India we have what we will get; Canada wants more with the EU.
I use Happinose balm which is paraffin. I’m sorry planet but I burst blood vessels in both eyes blowing my nose let me have some comfort and sooth my lickle nose
December 26, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I use Happinose balm which is paraffin. I’m sorry planet but I burst blood vessels in both eyes blowing my nose let me have some comfort and sooth my lickle nose
the overuse of fossil fuels has destroyed the planet at an appalling speed, but it also gave us vaseline which is the only thing of use when your lickle nosey is sore when you've a cold, so who is to say if it is good or bad
buying shares in vaseline and vicks
December 26, 2025 at 8:03 PM
the overuse of fossil fuels has destroyed the planet at an appalling speed, but it also gave us vaseline which is the only thing of use when your lickle nosey is sore when you've a cold, so who is to say if it is good or bad
December 26, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Sjdkkdkd, woo woo'ed a lickle close to the Sun, yikes!
December 24, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Sjdkkdkd, woo woo'ed a lickle close to the Sun, yikes!
Yappy cwissmas to yoo an yors too fweddie xx luffs ya lickle nefyoo xx
December 24, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Yappy cwissmas to yoo an yors too fweddie xx luffs ya lickle nefyoo xx
I'm so happy you enjoyed Beach Crow's lickle rhyme - thank you very much! Hoppy Crowmas to you too 🧡🪶✨
December 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I'm so happy you enjoyed Beach Crow's lickle rhyme - thank you very much! Hoppy Crowmas to you too 🧡🪶✨
These longdarks crawl wiv never-weres spat out by the old year.
Wot's mutters of unhappenstance reach rufous pointy ears.
Winter foxes stalk lost chances, before they disappear.
Apparently, they taste like sweet hopes, salty lickle fears.
9/10
#whistpr (spat)
#inkMine (happenstance)
Wot's mutters of unhappenstance reach rufous pointy ears.
Winter foxes stalk lost chances, before they disappear.
Apparently, they taste like sweet hopes, salty lickle fears.
9/10
#whistpr (spat)
#inkMine (happenstance)
Meanwhile, on the boating lake, swans float on their reflections.
They ain't really mute, of course, more fond of introspection.
Swans' yule gift is to ask their mirror symmetry a question.
To hear half-answers, upside down, wiv whispers of affection.
#whistpr (symmetry) 8/10
They ain't really mute, of course, more fond of introspection.
Swans' yule gift is to ask their mirror symmetry a question.
To hear half-answers, upside down, wiv whispers of affection.
#whistpr (symmetry) 8/10
A cormorant spreads its wings for sleepy sun to dry.
Them seacrows, says Beach Crow, is charmed on midwinter nights.
Instead of diving under waves, they dives up into skies.
Fishing for star glitterings, bobby-floating on moonlight.
#whistpr (float) 7/10
Them seacrows, says Beach Crow, is charmed on midwinter nights.
Instead of diving under waves, they dives up into skies.
Fishing for star glitterings, bobby-floating on moonlight.
#whistpr (float) 7/10
December 24, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Got it! Yay, die u horrible lickle elf bloke an don’t come back next year!
Gud mawnin evfuryone, happy Christmas Eve! Not long till Santa comes now. Have a brill day an remember to be gud!
#dogs #dogsofbluesky #elfontheshelf
Gud mawnin evfuryone, happy Christmas Eve! Not long till Santa comes now. Have a brill day an remember to be gud!
#dogs #dogsofbluesky #elfontheshelf
December 24, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Got it! Yay, die u horrible lickle elf bloke an don’t come back next year!
Gud mawnin evfuryone, happy Christmas Eve! Not long till Santa comes now. Have a brill day an remember to be gud!
#dogs #dogsofbluesky #elfontheshelf
Gud mawnin evfuryone, happy Christmas Eve! Not long till Santa comes now. Have a brill day an remember to be gud!
#dogs #dogsofbluesky #elfontheshelf
Well, it’s that time again already. I has had some biccies an I is just gonna kiss our lickle hoomin gudnite then I be off to bed. Gudnite pals, see u tomorrow xxx
#dogs #dogsofbluesky
#dogs #dogsofbluesky
December 23, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Well, it’s that time again already. I has had some biccies an I is just gonna kiss our lickle hoomin gudnite then I be off to bed. Gudnite pals, see u tomorrow xxx
#dogs #dogsofbluesky
#dogs #dogsofbluesky
Rite, one down, one left to go, just got to catch the evil lickle thing! Happy Tuesday evfuryone, lookin dull an a bit foggy out, hope it’s gonna be dry for me walk. Not long to go to Santa now, yay, have a brill Chwistmas Eve Eve.
#dogs #dogsofbluesky #elfonthesgelf
#dogs #dogsofbluesky #elfonthesgelf
December 23, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Rite, one down, one left to go, just got to catch the evil lickle thing! Happy Tuesday evfuryone, lookin dull an a bit foggy out, hope it’s gonna be dry for me walk. Not long to go to Santa now, yay, have a brill Chwistmas Eve Eve.
#dogs #dogsofbluesky #elfonthesgelf
#dogs #dogsofbluesky #elfonthesgelf
Awww is dat yoos lickle twee?
December 23, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Awww is dat yoos lickle twee?
Mine mummy is only lickle do mees apweeshiatin her xx
December 22, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Mine mummy is only lickle do mees apweeshiatin her xx
Lickle Tommeh gets 🔥in Dubai. 😊🎅🏼
December 22, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Lickle Tommeh gets 🔥in Dubai. 😊🎅🏼
Me #wordle picfur is for two nashernal days #BTPosse: short person day and cookie exchange… me fort rollin dem into wun was good cos me likes lickle hooms AND cookies!!! In exchange for a cookie Dey can put dems stickie fingas on me. *nods* dats fair… #BTWordleClub #DogsOfBluesky
December 22, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Me #wordle picfur is for two nashernal days #BTPosse: short person day and cookie exchange… me fort rollin dem into wun was good cos me likes lickle hooms AND cookies!!! In exchange for a cookie Dey can put dems stickie fingas on me. *nods* dats fair… #BTWordleClub #DogsOfBluesky
Just be careful. You might get trapped for a bit :3. And I hope lickle tickles aren't your weakness. Because that what that plant uses x3
December 22, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Just be careful. You might get trapped for a bit :3. And I hope lickle tickles aren't your weakness. Because that what that plant uses x3
I reffed a lickle bit :) won an award for doing it with fairy lights on me
December 21, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I reffed a lickle bit :) won an award for doing it with fairy lights on me
Cors yoo wasn’t but if yoo Wos… say just a lickle bit… dats ok cos him was Cleerlie vishus and unpredictabul wich is wy him was on a leed an fings *nods* Neva twust a catsie!
December 21, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Cors yoo wasn’t but if yoo Wos… say just a lickle bit… dats ok cos him was Cleerlie vishus and unpredictabul wich is wy him was on a leed an fings *nods* Neva twust a catsie!
As my dad says “At the Discotech”. He saw my mom and told his friend: “See dat lickle shorty right there. Da gal gonna be my lady” (Imagine Jamaican Accent)
And my mom in 1970s Bronx, NY let my dad drive her and her friend home. 😳Luckily, it was my daddy and not a killer. 😂
And my mom in 1970s Bronx, NY let my dad drive her and her friend home. 😳Luckily, it was my daddy and not a killer. 😂
Yall ever asked your parents how they met? What’s your origin story?
December 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
As my dad says “At the Discotech”. He saw my mom and told his friend: “See dat lickle shorty right there. Da gal gonna be my lady” (Imagine Jamaican Accent)
And my mom in 1970s Bronx, NY let my dad drive her and her friend home. 😳Luckily, it was my daddy and not a killer. 😂
And my mom in 1970s Bronx, NY let my dad drive her and her friend home. 😳Luckily, it was my daddy and not a killer. 😂
Your lickle landscape paintings..
December 20, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Your lickle landscape paintings..
I is a LICKLE CHRISTMAS ELF - WRAPPING PRESSIES! Cos I don’t want to clean - ha ha ha ha
December 19, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I is a LICKLE CHRISTMAS ELF - WRAPPING PRESSIES! Cos I don’t want to clean - ha ha ha ha
Kitties do their Catmas two ways. Second, stretched beside yer fire.
Dint yer wonder, Beach Crow asks me, how yer felines got so tired?
Cos Catmas Eve, they jump the moon. Some soar a lickle higher.
And singing all the way updown. (They ain't much of a choir.)
#whistpr (fire) 4/10
Dint yer wonder, Beach Crow asks me, how yer felines got so tired?
Cos Catmas Eve, they jump the moon. Some soar a lickle higher.
And singing all the way updown. (They ain't much of a choir.)
#whistpr (fire) 4/10
But lickle hedgehogs, Beach Crow goes on, they pops out of hibernation.
They's dreaming cacti or wotever, then ~tickle-tickle~ up they waken.
Summoned by Great Squirmworm to one yulenight's jubilation.
Wot ain't booze, food & telly. Nah. It's starry meditation.
#whistpr (cactus) 3/10
They's dreaming cacti or wotever, then ~tickle-tickle~ up they waken.
Summoned by Great Squirmworm to one yulenight's jubilation.
Wot ain't booze, food & telly. Nah. It's starry meditation.
#whistpr (cactus) 3/10
Fink of woodlice, Beach Crow tells me. Curled up beneath old leaves.
They celebrate midwinter wiv Queen Deepdream Chigglepea.
Who doesn't bring 'em presents, but ancestral memories.
Of sweet drifty weightlessness far under long lost seas.
#whistpr 2/10
They celebrate midwinter wiv Queen Deepdream Chigglepea.
Who doesn't bring 'em presents, but ancestral memories.
Of sweet drifty weightlessness far under long lost seas.
#whistpr 2/10
December 19, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Kitties do their Catmas two ways. Second, stretched beside yer fire.
Dint yer wonder, Beach Crow asks me, how yer felines got so tired?
Cos Catmas Eve, they jump the moon. Some soar a lickle higher.
And singing all the way updown. (They ain't much of a choir.)
#whistpr (fire) 4/10
Dint yer wonder, Beach Crow asks me, how yer felines got so tired?
Cos Catmas Eve, they jump the moon. Some soar a lickle higher.
And singing all the way updown. (They ain't much of a choir.)
#whistpr (fire) 4/10
But lickle hedgehogs, Beach Crow goes on, they pops out of hibernation.
They's dreaming cacti or wotever, then ~tickle-tickle~ up they waken.
Summoned by Great Squirmworm to one yulenight's jubilation.
Wot ain't booze, food & telly. Nah. It's starry meditation.
#whistpr (cactus) 3/10
They's dreaming cacti or wotever, then ~tickle-tickle~ up they waken.
Summoned by Great Squirmworm to one yulenight's jubilation.
Wot ain't booze, food & telly. Nah. It's starry meditation.
#whistpr (cactus) 3/10
Fink of woodlice, Beach Crow tells me. Curled up beneath old leaves.
They celebrate midwinter wiv Queen Deepdream Chigglepea.
Who doesn't bring 'em presents, but ancestral memories.
Of sweet drifty weightlessness far under long lost seas.
#whistpr 2/10
They celebrate midwinter wiv Queen Deepdream Chigglepea.
Who doesn't bring 'em presents, but ancestral memories.
Of sweet drifty weightlessness far under long lost seas.
#whistpr 2/10
Beach Crow watches ten Saint Nicks burst jingling from a pub.
Got a Crowmas fella too, she says. Frostfevver Huggermug.
Drops sparklies from nightskies for us. Like secrets, savvy, luck.
Cos there's many winter spirits, luv. For birds. And beasts. Or bugs.
#whistpr 1/10
Got a Crowmas fella too, she says. Frostfevver Huggermug.
Drops sparklies from nightskies for us. Like secrets, savvy, luck.
Cos there's many winter spirits, luv. For birds. And beasts. Or bugs.
#whistpr 1/10
December 19, 2025 at 8:29 AM
But lickle hedgehogs, Beach Crow goes on, they pops out of hibernation.
They's dreaming cacti or wotever, then ~tickle-tickle~ up they waken.
Summoned by Great Squirmworm to one yulenight's jubilation.
Wot ain't booze, food & telly. Nah. It's starry meditation.
#whistpr (cactus) 3/10
They's dreaming cacti or wotever, then ~tickle-tickle~ up they waken.
Summoned by Great Squirmworm to one yulenight's jubilation.
Wot ain't booze, food & telly. Nah. It's starry meditation.
#whistpr (cactus) 3/10