Siân Berry, Green Party hypocrisy
Reform fans highlight hypocrisy. She eats meat, wears clothes, lives in a house and owns a phone. They call it outrageous.
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Reform fans highlight hypocrisy. She eats meat, wears clothes, lives in a house and owns a phone. They call it outrageous.
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November 6, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Bloke angry about fireworks used for Diwali
One bloke is annoyed that all the fireworks are being used up by folk celebrating Diwali. He is worried about none being left for 5th November.
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One bloke is annoyed that all the fireworks are being used up by folk celebrating Diwali. He is worried about none being left for 5th November.
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November 2, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Breaking news: head of Amphtifa arrested
Kristi Gnome has announced that the head of the Amphtifa scourge of Portland has been arrested.
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Kristi Gnome has announced that the head of the Amphtifa scourge of Portland has been arrested.
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October 17, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Manager has ideas to improve team cohesion
Returning from a course on motivating teams an office manager is fired up with enthusiasm. Her lucky team struggle to express their gratitude.
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Returning from a course on motivating teams an office manager is fired up with enthusiasm. Her lucky team struggle to express their gratitude.
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October 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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More Trump health wisdom; beware of chewing gum and vinegar
The Tango Tw@t recycles some more dopey crap about health. What ever you do NEVER swallow chewing gum unless you want to die.
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The Tango Tw@t recycles some more dopey crap about health. What ever you do NEVER swallow chewing gum unless you want to die.
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September 24, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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New Home Secretary reassures flag fans
Shabana Mahmood has quickly announced that there will be no reduction in the amount of flagging under her watch. Flag shaggers rejoice.
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Shabana Mahmood has quickly announced that there will be no reduction in the amount of flagging under her watch. Flag shaggers rejoice.
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September 6, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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Home Secretary makes more flag confessions. Eww!
Cooper was holding back when she listed the flags in her house. Now flag fans are feeling queasy.
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Cooper was holding back when she listed the flags in her house. Now flag fans are feeling queasy.
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September 4, 2025 at 10:48 AM
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DIY cleaning hack fan’s flat now smells like a chip shop
She has tried all the hacks from the cleaning experts on ThickTok and now she has another problem.
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She has tried all the hacks from the cleaning experts on ThickTok and now she has another problem.
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September 4, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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Scottish volcano eruption still cause for concern
The eruption of a long dormant volcano in a large Scottish city is being monitored closely.
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The eruption of a long dormant volcano in a large Scottish city is being monitored closely.
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August 11, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Marjorie Taylor Greene leaving GOP? Other parties express interest
MJT looking at offers from the Flat Earth Society, the Chemtrails Consortium and QAnon.
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MJT looking at offers from the Flat Earth Society, the Chemtrails Consortium and QAnon.
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August 5, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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Bloke might have use for a charger he has been hoarding
He has been saving old chargers for decades - just in case. Finally he might have a chance to make use of one and justify his hoarding to his wife
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He has been saving old chargers for decades - just in case. Finally he might have a chance to make use of one and justify his hoarding to his wife
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August 1, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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Scientists grow rudimentary spine in laboratory
This has been heralded as a major breakthrough and offers hope to Keir Starmer.
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This has been heralded as a major breakthrough and offers hope to Keir Starmer.
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July 25, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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Mexico to build wind turbines along border to annoy Trump
Mexican president Claudia Sheinbaum has announced the plan to wind up Trump. They hope to sell lots of electricity into the USA
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Mexican president Claudia Sheinbaum has announced the plan to wind up Trump. They hope to sell lots of electricity into the USA
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July 20, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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BBC quiet about rumoured pop prom acts
The BBC Prom season starts tonight. As before it will feature a pop Prom. Their choice of artists has been controversial in the past. Are they going to go too far?
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The BBC Prom season starts tonight. As before it will feature a pop Prom. Their choice of artists has been controversial in the past. Are they going to go too far?
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July 18, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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Replica sport trophy companies see increased sales
Companies that make replica sports trophies have seen a massive surge in orders thanks to Donald Trump.
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Companies that make replica sports trophies have seen a massive surge in orders thanks to Donald Trump.
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July 17, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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Future FEMA event responses
The rollback of FEMA before being phased out limits the events it will help with. Hurricanes, wildfires and floods not included. Zombie apocalypse? Alien attack? Meteor strike?
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The rollback of FEMA before being phased out limits the events it will help with. Hurricanes, wildfires and floods not included. Zombie apocalypse? Alien attack? Meteor strike?
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July 7, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Model railway enthusiasts upset over Rod Stewart
Ahead of his Glastonbury appearance he expressed support for Farage. Model railway enthusiasts are mortified.
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Ahead of his Glastonbury appearance he expressed support for Farage. Model railway enthusiasts are mortified.
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July 5, 2025 at 9:25 AM
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Sports day mum makes basic mistake
When she put her name down for the 100m dash at the school sports day she didn't take it seriously. She planned to just turn up and do a gentle sprint.
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When she put her name down for the 100m dash at the school sports day she didn't take it seriously. She planned to just turn up and do a gentle sprint.
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June 27, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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Princess Anne makes purchase at Royal Show
At the Royal Highland Show Princess Anne inspects some fine free-range farmers and struggles to decide which to buy.
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At the Royal Highland Show Princess Anne inspects some fine free-range farmers and struggles to decide which to buy.
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June 21, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Pensioner considers removing her woolly hat for yellow heat alert
however it would need to get a lot warmer before she considers ditching the blanket.
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however it would need to get a lot warmer before she considers ditching the blanket.
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June 18, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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US Marine Corp announce new challenge coin
A new coin has been created for Marines helping to arrest citizens going about their normal day and suppressing peaceful protest.
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A new coin has been created for Marines helping to arrest citizens going about their normal day and suppressing peaceful protest.
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June 14, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Plaid Cymru calls for Wales to have own time zone
As a first step towards independence Plaid Cymru are campaigning for Wales to have its own time zone. Cymru Unified National Time.
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As a first step towards independence Plaid Cymru are campaigning for Wales to have its own time zone. Cymru Unified National Time.
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June 14, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Farage pitch for Welsh elections: bring back choo-choo trains
Farage plans to turn Wales in to an Industrial Revolution theme park.
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Farage plans to turn Wales in to an Industrial Revolution theme park.
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June 10, 2025 at 8:47 AM
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Cafés compete with stomach churning pics on Facebook
They are trying to out do each other to show badly taken pictures that look like the aftermaths of poorly executed autopsies.
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They are trying to out do each other to show badly taken pictures that look like the aftermaths of poorly executed autopsies.
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June 3, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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Florida set to ban alien abductions
Following the ban on chemtrails, DeSantis is now set to tackle other issues concerning Florida man. No news on tackling pollution, health or education.
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Following the ban on chemtrails, DeSantis is now set to tackle other issues concerning Florida man. No news on tackling pollution, health or education.
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May 28, 2025 at 9:07 AM
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