#makeweffskeet
If people keep giving me dopamine I don't have to think about scott satterfield #makeweffskeet
September 29, 2024 at 2:34 AM
I can see your past. I can see your future. I consume time. And I will consume YOUUUUUU
(steel drums)
soulja boy tell em
#makeweffskeet
February 6, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Well, you know what they say: "Child Mage is a Child Caged [to mortality at the hands of a cat alien]" #makeweffskeet
May 10, 2025 at 10:41 PM
fun snake fact: fuckem #makeweffskeet
March 6, 2024 at 1:04 AM
Hey buddy. Whatcha doing there. Initiating time loops from within that treasure chest huh. Litty. Nice. #makeweffskeet
May 7, 2024 at 11:14 PM
last time i was this mad at a snake it was the 1920s and my buddy Joey got whacked by the russians #makeweffskeet
March 6, 2024 at 1:06 AM
THEY TOOK THE GOONERS AND MADE THEM WOKE #makeweffskeet
March 22, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Hey girl are you gluten? Because my mom is intolerant of you #makeweffskeet
July 12, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Hahahahahhaha... Hahaha..
hahahahaHHAHAAHAAHA #makeweffskeet
March 2, 2024 at 12:48 AM
Oh I forgot! All the critters are where critters are meant to dwell #makeweffskeet
March 25, 2025 at 11:08 PM
BET IT ALL ON THE FUCKIN REDS 2025 LET'S GOOOO* #ATOBTTR

*all advice dispensed by weffjebster is for entertainment purposes only. the weffjebster corporation is not responsible for any losses or gains following this advice
#makeweffskeet
October 5, 2024 at 2:17 AM
There are some cultists. When they boogie, they boogie unlike any other! #makeweffskeet
March 2, 2024 at 5:48 AM
WarMECH? I prefer PeaceMECH.
(i am then obliterated into a fine red mist by WarMECH) #makeweffskeet
March 27, 2024 at 12:35 AM
Maybe more people would like mimes if they didn't suck so much ass and waste everyone's precious boat time #makeweffskeet
December 17, 2025 at 12:06 AM
i am legally obligated to tell you I've been live for like 2 hours already playing chrono trigger jets of time twitch.tv/weffjebster #makeweffskeet
weffjebster - Twitch
Jets of Time Ladies Night!
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August 27, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Now. For three hundred thousand dollars and control of the board... Where do wishes go to die? #makeweffskeet
January 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
i'm like the 40 year old virgin but for cinnamon toast crunch #makeweffskeet
February 15, 2025 at 1:21 AM
We owe you so much. Take this. Dark Knight who came to Fabul left this long ago. (hands you a means by which to cause massive ecological damage)
#makeweffskeet
April 12, 2024 at 11:37 PM
Uhhhh excuse me sir but if you could step aside I have some matches and no sense of self preservation #makeweffskeet
July 31, 2025 at 11:05 PM
It's tricky to rock a rhyme to rock a rhyme that's Jets of Time it's trickyyyy

Tricky
tricky
Tricky
tricky
#makeweffskeet
June 7, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I AM TRYING TO BE A ROBOT. FRENCH TOAST WILL MAKE ME MORE ROBOT THAN MAN #makeweffskeet
February 22, 2025 at 6:17 AM
kill infernal ceiling dweller beings with one weird trick! optometrists hate him!
#makeweffskeet
March 13, 2025 at 4:43 AM
if i were an animal i think i would be one of those birds of prey that kills and eats snakes (humanely ofc) #makeweffskeet
March 6, 2024 at 1:03 AM
I'm sick of losing. Let's kill all my friends #makeweffskeet
September 13, 2025 at 5:55 AM
ME: (betraying the sacred trust between player and in-game avatar) (holding left stick full tilt into pool of lava) #makeweffskeet
July 13, 2025 at 3:43 AM