#malarkey
Why do they call it startled-malarkey when you malarkey the scorching food malarkey out scorching agitate the food?
December 21, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Our Jenny knows a lady who does this type of malarkey . Its not for me but if you want ?
December 21, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I’ve heard you’re getting a bit old for all that malarkey
December 21, 2025 at 8:23 PM
My niece Lateetha just graduated from the University of Western Malarkey with a Masters in Revisionist History and a Ph.D. in Gaslighting.
There’ll be no shortage of consulting work for her 🤘

#ProudUncle #BetterNotKnowing
—mw 🛸
December 21, 2025 at 8:15 PM
What a load of malarkey from Speaker Johnson.
#ExtendTheACASubsidies
December 21, 2025 at 6:24 PM
*The King’s Supreme Court*

The Cult of American Monarchy
Is just patriarchal malarkey: 🤦🏻‍♀️

“We need divine right of kings!
Men should not be guilty of things!”

—LF (guilty of #satire) #poetry
There is, obviously, no “Presidential Immunity Clause” in the Constitution. The conservative justices’ un-originalist efforts to imagine one into it cannot be supported by text or history. trib.al/riphAUZ
John Roberts and the Cynical Cult of Federalist No. 70
Alexander Hamilton’s treatise on executive power is one of the conservative legal movement’s favorite texts to quote—and misquote.
trib.al
December 21, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Why do they call it frivolous-malarkey when you malarkey the chill food malarkey out chill run-over the food?
December 21, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I couldn't possibly do that matched betting malarkey. 😛

I'd get gubbed by all the bookies that I'm not already gubbed by. 😁
December 21, 2025 at 11:50 AM
I have a theory that 'street food' is just the same as 'ordinary food' except they can't be arsed with all that 'presentation' malarkey.
December 21, 2025 at 9:58 AM
So all this celebrity boxing malarkey does have an upside
🚨 Andrew Tate has been BATTERED and comprehensively beaten by a novice boxer, Chase DeMoor
December 21, 2025 at 9:57 AM
When a past President cuts through all the malarkey and tells it like it is...Thank you!!

www.youtube.com/shorts/FPxXF...
Barack Obama Mocks Trump During Speech, Mentions ‘Ongoing White House Renovation’ | N18G
YouTube video by CNBC-TV18
www.youtube.com
December 21, 2025 at 12:09 AM
There may be Native Americans in Alaska who shoot animals for food. But most rural people shoot for sport, not for subsistence. Don’t say that they somehow don’t have supermarkets down there, they are not shooting deers and squirrels because they’re starving to death! Don’t hand me that malarkey.
December 20, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Another excellent column by @garyschw.bsky.social

More Makary malarkey

Braggadocio. BS. Balderdash.
open.substack.com/pub/garyschw...
More Makary malarkey
Braggadocio. BS. Balderdash.
open.substack.com
December 20, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Why do they call it tranquil-malarkey when you malarkey the icy food malarkey out icy mimic the food?
December 20, 2025 at 3:24 PM
malarkey
December 20, 2025 at 2:05 PM
lyin leavitt gets told what is what ~ I think for a sec she believed her malarkey
December 20, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Why do they call it foolish-malarkey when you malarkey the hyperthermic food malarkey out hyperthermic absorb the food?
December 20, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Like, there are people who’re like “well, they released. Happy now?” and “They were redacting the victims” and “You really want to SEE what Epstein did?” and “LOOK LOOK! Clinton! See!?”
And other such malarkey.
December 20, 2025 at 4:54 AM
*felt - MN is a very good opponent and at home. what I mean is more like, a game that they weren't going to win no matter what circumstances there were because it is the middle game of this 3 games in 5 days on the road malarkey.
December 20, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Double post situation whatever bear with me I am trying to use this app more frequently. Anyway holy shit a fifth and sixth day of this malarkey. This is beginning to go beyond the bounds of normalcy, stretching credulity and is quickly entering the supernatural. Possibly even divine??? Also my kid.
December 20, 2025 at 4:25 AM
You should absolutely stick with it beyond the first song. It gets better.
There's some genuinely catchy songs in it, some really funny gags, and my favourite kind of ruins ning joke from a musical- where one character just has no time for this singing malarkey.
December 20, 2025 at 3:56 AM
As impossible as it is to comprehend, I'm among people newly transitioning to MAGA.
It makes no sense.
They claim the Democrats have shifted too far/left them behind/yada yada bullshit malarkey.
And I realize how deeply their racism was buried but the veneer is wearing away.
Horrifying.
December 20, 2025 at 3:43 AM
@just-jack-1.bsky.social

Sir. As we see, true to the deep state, swamp; DOJ did not release EPFS as expected. 🤬

Can the estate release it?

What you think?

This is malarkey!
a woman says this is bullsh * t while talking to a man
Alt: a woman says this is bullsh * t while talking to a man
media.tenor.com
December 20, 2025 at 12:04 AM
this is my first time having a this-year phone, and normally idgaf about left-versus-right-handedness shit, i can adapt enough that ido most tasks with my right hand as easily my left --

but this fingerprint recognition malarkey is killin' me, smalls
December 19, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Making labels for my zine collection, and it turns out I have enough zines about pencils to need a distinct label.
December 19, 2025 at 11:06 PM