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pegadren.bsky.social
Einfach nur Peter
@pegadren.bsky.social
Guten Morgen BlueSky 🫶 ☕

Geht doch 😂
Perfekt aufgerissenes Margarine Portionspäckchen (leer)
October 31, 2025 at 6:29 AM Everybody can reply
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mollylewis.wtf
Molly "Mollylele" Lewis
@mollylewis.wtf
I kind of hoped that the game would end before I could finish this, so I wouldn't have to post it. No such luck.
a close crop of the retail label for "I can't believe it's not Butter" margarine, hastily modified to read "I can't believe it's still Baseball"
October 28, 2025 at 6:37 AM Everybody can reply
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ricardoautobahn.co.uk
Ricardo Autobahn
@ricardoautobahn.co.uk
I wish I was a Chief Margarine Authority 😞
spavel.bsky.social the 's' in "spavel" stands for spooky @spavel.bsky.social · 2d
Mayonnaise: the best prepared dressing for vegetable, fish, and meat dishes.

Advertisement by the Chief Margarine Authority of the Soviet Ministry of Food Manufacturing.
October 28, 2025 at 11:45 PM Everybody can reply
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spavel.bsky.social
the 's' in "spavel" stands for spooky
@spavel.bsky.social
Mayonnaise: the best prepared dressing for vegetable, fish, and meat dishes.

Advertisement by the Chief Margarine Authority of the Soviet Ministry of Food Manufacturing.
Soviet ad for mayonnaise.
October 28, 2025 at 10:31 PM Everybody can reply
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nicetopatrick.bsky.social
please be nice to patrick
@nicetopatrick.bsky.social
Spreading lipstick on bread from a margarine container
addiane.bsky.social Dire Wolf @addiane.bsky.social · 1d
This fact just gave me the ick.
Women unintentionally eat roughly 4 to 9 pounds of lipstick over a lifetime, a figure that varies based on frequency of use and reapplication. This is an average that can be broken down to about 24 milligrams per day for someone who applies lipstick twice a day.
October 29, 2025 at 10:08 PM Everybody can reply
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silversprite.bsky.social
Silversprite
@silversprite.bsky.social
Remembering some of the crap I was told when young. Which included:

- wearing a vest is the best protection from pnemonia
- swans will break your arm
- touching a hedgehog will give you shingles
- Americans don't eat vegetables
- sleep with wet hair - wake with a cold/flu
- margarine is delicious
October 29, 2025 at 8:11 PM Everybody can reply
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pegadren.bsky.social
Einfach nur Peter
@pegadren.bsky.social
Guten Morgen BlueSky 🫶 ☕

#Verpackungsultras

Es ist früh am Morgen und Montag und ich möchte nicht darüber sprechen 🤓
Zwei Margarine Portionspäckchen, die aussehen, als hätte sie jemand anderes geöffnet 🤭
October 28, 2025 at 6:19 AM Everybody can reply
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drselvarajah.bsky.social
Selvaseelan Selvarajah
@drselvarajah.bsky.social
I dropped a tub of margarine on my foot two weeks ago.

I can’t believe it’s not better.

#dadjokes
October 29, 2025 at 11:18 PM Everybody can reply
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ghostgribht.bsky.social
Ghostgribht
@ghostgribht.bsky.social
WIP
A work in progress of my two characters, Marcus the anthropomorphic duck man with stylized dreads at the front of his head while the back is square shaped in a apron, short sleeve shirt, jeans, and sneakers and Kiara my anthropomorphic donkey woman, with short wavy hair, long sleeve shirt, big jeans, and dress shoes and scarf’s characters, Hildie a middle aged poodle woman in a business coat, dress shirt with a tie , skirt and high heels. Margarine his chubby cat lady with shoulder length hair that transitions to being wavy at the end, a tank top with thin straps that exposes her belly, big jeans, thick sole sandals, a bracelet on her left wrist. The setting is a background where Hildie is pointing at Marcus with both arms raised up in defense as if he’s being accused. In the background Kiara is holding a knife crawling atop a table towards Margarine as she is brandishing her own knife back at her.
October 30, 2025 at 12:02 AM Everybody can reply
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ganthorion.bsky.social
S(poopy)
@ganthorion.bsky.social
ROFL margarine
October 27, 2025 at 4:50 PM Everybody can reply
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josephpbelli.bsky.social
Joseph Belli
@josephpbelli.bsky.social
It looks like it was lifted straight from an old Imperial Margarine commercial.
October 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM Everybody can reply
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brianhill53703.bsky.social
Brian Hill
@brianhill53703.bsky.social
I would compare it to the way margarine tastes vs butter.
October 29, 2025 at 2:43 AM Everybody can reply
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marjowil.bsky.social
Marilyn J-W
@marjowil.bsky.social
Good list:
List of items to donate includes boxed milk, cereal, seeds pasta, spaghetti sauce, canned goods, cooking oil, spices, salt, pepper, tea, coffee, sugar, flour, fresh produce, fresh meat, tuna, crackers, sandwich bread for PB&J, butter or margarine, eggs, cake mis & frosting, dish soap, feminine hygiene products, stove top stuffing. Boxed Mac & cheese if there's milk and butter, hamburger helper if there's ground beef. Seeds for warmer months.
October 27, 2025 at 6:55 PM Everybody can reply
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themckenziest.gay
Lauren McKenzie
@themckenziest.gay
NO TIME FOR DETAILS JUST 5000 POSTS ABOUT MY 2000lb MARGARINE SLAB EMERGENCY
October 23, 2025 at 7:52 AM Everybody can reply
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lpsoto.bsky.social
CB Raider
@lpsoto.bsky.social
I’ve "experimented with frugality" and once mixed V8 with flour and margarine to make a sauce for noodles.
October 29, 2025 at 4:13 AM Everybody can reply
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ysabellweatherwax.bsky.social
Mistress Weatherwax the Witch
@ysabellweatherwax.bsky.social
Looks like my mom is preparing to make some Dog Food. Any pups wanna come over and partake?
A recipe for Dog Food 1/2c margarine 1c peanut butter 2c milk chocolate chips 1 12oz or q5oz box Crispix 4c powdered sugar Melt margarine, peanut butter, and chocolate chips in a sauce pan. Put over cereal then add powdered sugar.
October 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM Everybody can reply
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fierygoddess.bsky.social
🔮🔥Amanda🔥🔮
@fierygoddess.bsky.social
Supper!🤤🤤🤤🤤

Mashed potatoes with garlic, ginger, margarine, Himalayan salt, black pepper.

Lemon and herb pork with onions and beets.
Lemon and herb pork Sautéed onions with lemon and herb spice Mashed potatoes with garlic, ginger, margarine, Himalayan salt, black pepper. Lemon and herb pork with onions and beets. Lemon and herb pork with onions
October 29, 2025 at 9:48 PM Everybody can reply
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rhydebardva.bsky.social
Rhy Debard
@rhydebardva.bsky.social
Talktober Day 25 Who needs margarine?

Script by Changeable65
youtu.be/78kSrKD1wGE
Talktober Day 25 Oh no
YouTube video by RhyDeBard
youtu.be
October 31, 2025 at 6:40 AM Everybody can reply
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badfuta.bsky.social
bad futa
@badfuta.bsky.social
stole margarine from his connect, but the margarine cartel is after him and he needs to hide it before he can trade it for ranch dressing on the black market
October 23, 2025 at 7:35 AM Everybody can reply
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acab4cutie.top
𝒔𝒑𝒐𝒐𝒌𝒚 grace
@acab4cutie.top
i NEED to know the backstory here
r/UnethicalLifeProTips u/occasionallyvertical • 12h ULPT I need a way to move 13 2000lbs pallets of margarine side to side and then down into a 6ft hole and then cover it with dirt It must be quiet and fast. I'm not opposed to renting heavy machinery but they must be quiet and able to be operated in low light conditions. For the record, I don't think there's anything unethical about this, but it was recommended I post here and I'm desperate. The margarine cannot be harmed, no melting or changing its shape of any kind. Afterwards, I will dig it up and whatever is left I will need to either dissolve in some kind of acid or burn it someway that has little clean up. Thank you. [user’s post history] r/LosAngeles 6h Any recommendations for heavy equipment rental in San Gabriel? r/UnethicalLifeProTips 6h ULPT Is there a way to remove the reversing alarm on an electric forklift? r/UnethicalLifeProTips 12h ULPT I need a way to move 13 2000lbs pallets of margarine side to side and then down into a 6ft hole and then cover it with dirt It must be quiet and fast. I'm not opposed to renting heavy machinery but they must be quiet and able to be operated in low light conditions. For the record, I don't think there's anything unethical about this, but it was recommended I... r/diet 1d What might happen to someone if they were to consume say, 3lbs of margarine every day for a month? Just have some extra margarine lying around that I'm hoping to put to good use. If not 3lbs, how much could I eat a day and still be okay? Thank you. r/NoStupidQuestions 1d Are there any chemicals that will dissolve margarine with very little cleanup? r/AskChemistry 1d Are there any chemicals that would dissolve margarine without a trace? r/NoStupidQuestions 1d Curious about the ramifications of keeping large pallets of margarine underground for extended periods of time? If I were to put a few large pallets of margarine underground (stored in cardboard boxes in plastic wraps) would it melt? Would the temperature be sufficient to maintain the solid state of margarine? I'm thinking about 6ft deep. Thank you. r/askanything 1d Looking for a method to transport a 2000lbs pallet of margarine into 6ft deep holes and cover them? Must be done in low light scenarios and quietly. Hoping to do this myself. I'm hesitant to rent heavy equipment as it may be too loud. r/ask 1d What is the easiest way to slide a 2000lbs pallet of margarine into holes an inch wider on each side and approximately 6ft down? It will need to be done in low light areas, preferably without any hired help. I'm trying to keep it as quiet and as fast as possible. Thank you r/heavyequipment 1d Looking for a machine I can rent to slide 13 pallets of margarine (~2000lbs) from side to side multiple times quietly.
October 23, 2025 at 7:21 AM Everybody can reply
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ghostgribht.bsky.social
Ghostgribht
@ghostgribht.bsky.social
Thank you @silverscarf.bsky.social for the chance to draw your two characters!
#art #fanart #squareman #Kirby’s #anthro
A work in progress of my two characters, Marcus the anthropomorphic duck man with stylized dreads at the front of his head while the back is square shaped in a apron, short sleeve shirt, jeans, and sneakers and scarf’s character, Hildie a middle aged poodle woman in a business coat, dress shirt with a tie , skirt and high heels. The setting is a diner where Hildie is pointing at Marcus with both arms raised up . Marcus:ma’am, I can assure you that when I asked if you wanted a doggy bag, I meant a to go box. Hildie:that’s the problem with your generation and your internets, and your click clack, and your nae naes, and your MP3’s, and your jpegs, your empathy towards others, and your “Doing the right thing “ and your big muscles and your blah blah blah. A work in progress of my character, Kiara my anthropomorphic donkey woman, with short wavy hair, long sleeve shirt, big jeans, and dress shoes and scarf’s character, Margarine his chubby cat lady with shoulder length hair that transitions to being wavy at the end, a tank top with thin straps that exposes her belly, big jeans, thick sole sandals, a bracelet on her left wrist. The setting is a background where Kiara is pointing at Margerine while she has a knife raised towards Kiara.
October 30, 2025 at 3:46 AM Everybody can reply
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julesetc.meangirls.online
one of them juleses
@julesetc.meangirls.online
"margarine", probably
October 23, 2025 at 7:29 AM Everybody can reply
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ibarakihiusi.bsky.social
茨木翡翠
@ibarakihiusi.bsky.social
#茨木ちゃんAIイラスト
#AIイラスト
#武装シリーズ4

マーガリンの日でもあるので
マーガリンと妖精をモチーフに生成してみました(Prompt付き)

そのPromptを小宵ちゃんに使ってみました

#うちの子
Margarine and fairy girl, 1 girl, (solo), margarine pattern and liquid tattoo and body paint, fairy margarine colored wings and wing ribbon and arm armor, margarine rapier (weapon), fairy armor dress and armor skirt, (full body)
October 24, 2025 at 9:15 AM Everybody can reply
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mathijs.info
Sling
@mathijs.info
Why doesnt he use the margarine to slide the pallets quietly into his underground lair 💡
October 23, 2025 at 7:46 AM Everybody can reply
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krikalitika.bsky.social
Turing Pest
@krikalitika.bsky.social
M̲u̲s̲t̲ n̲o̲t̲ h̲a̲r̲m̲ m̲a̲r̲g̲a̲r̲i̲n̲e̲
marklebone.bsky.social St Mark-le-bone @marklebone.bsky.social · 7d
Lost it at 'margarine goes here'
Note book page, with black ink writing and diagrams. Scenario involving a contraption, a 4x4 ft hole 55ft above ground, and some margarine.
October 24, 2025 at 11:02 PM Everybody can reply
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