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January 28, 2026 at 6:45 AM
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A wedding ring is the smallest handcuff ever made. Choose your prison mate wisely.

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May 10, 2025 at 1:08 PM
"Stop launching q-tips into my yarn bag"
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March 6, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Him: "So I'm to come home carrying my shield or on it; is that correct?"
Me: "Just come home with ice cream."
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March 5, 2025 at 11:47 PM
My husband just invited me to collaborate on a Spotify playlist called "Annoy Liz". ...I'm Liz

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March 5, 2025 at 11:47 PM
"Clark bars are gross"
"I don't even know what's in a Clark bar"
"Same thing that's in a Christopher Reeve's bar but it's not broken"
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March 5, 2025 at 11:47 PM
"They're only street tacos if they're made of actual street. Otherwise, they're just sparkling asphalt tacos"
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March 5, 2025 at 11:47 PM
"I don't know if that's historically accurate or if it's just Shakespeare."
"That's ok, it's just dinos."
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March 5, 2025 at 11:46 PM
"Considering he already spazzes out so much he hurts himself, cocaine is probably not a good idea for the puppy" #marriagequotes #CocaineBear
March 5, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Me (as we approach our copper anniversary): "Lake Superior has a lot of copper in it."
Him: "Lake Superior has a lot of WATER in it..."
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March 5, 2025 at 11:46 PM
"Name one silly thing I've done today."
"Well you've sent me 3 notes via dog, from the dog's perspective."
"Yeah, he wrote them."
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March 5, 2025 at 11:46 PM
"Maybe he can tell you're depressed and he's trying to fix it. But I'm on Prozac so I don't taste as depressed."
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March 5, 2025 at 11:45 PM
"The 'h' in diphthong is like cilantro"
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March 5, 2025 at 11:45 PM
"So frosting is like apples?"
"Yes!"
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March 5, 2025 at 11:45 PM
"I'm so fucking pro gravy"
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March 5, 2025 at 11:45 PM
"This is what your role in the relationship is!"
"What would you do if I died tomorrow?"
"I would use IMDb a lot!!"
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March 5, 2025 at 11:45 PM
"Don't snort the Crystal Light"

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March 5, 2025 at 11:44 PM