just took a concord grape and microwaved it
October 23, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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EVERYONE at youngest AND both elder bro's homes being targeted RN via their neighbour's houses...ALL being targeted/'microwaved' from across ALL voids across/surrounding homes...youngest AND eldest bros/fams also being targeted across the loft areas of homes..
ALL being 'microwaved' while sleeping
ALL being 'microwaved' while sleeping
October 23, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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microwaved polaroids (2017)
[i think it was about 3-5 seconds, but you should do more research if you plan on doing this!]
[i think it was about 3-5 seconds, but you should do more research if you plan on doing this!]
October 23, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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100000000%!
And especially when it is during lunch, like a “brown bag virtual training” or “lunch and learn”.
Let me eat my goddamn microwaved paneer in peace - it’s all I have left.
And especially when it is during lunch, like a “brown bag virtual training” or “lunch and learn”.
Let me eat my goddamn microwaved paneer in peace - it’s all I have left.
October 23, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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double shotgunning mac n cheese spoon & microwaved hot dog for dinner
October 23, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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"This candy smells like twice-microwaved Thom Yorke."
October 23, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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Protip: if you're the kind of gremlin who likes leftover microwaved mac and cheese, there's nothing stopping you from microwaving it right after cooking it on the stove for that next-day noodle texture.
Some days, you just want that next day macaroni right now, you know?
Some days, you just want that next day macaroni right now, you know?
October 23, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Bro being targeted/'microwaved' BIG TIME from ALL void/areas surrounding bedroom...being targeted while he's sleeping...
MASSIVE activity via upstairs AND downstairs bedrooms, via adjoining lift side wall and across flat via adjoining kitchen side flats 127, 137, 147
MASSIVE activity via upstairs AND downstairs bedrooms, via adjoining lift side wall and across flat via adjoining kitchen side flats 127, 137, 147
October 23, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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Just made my sandwich filling for tomorrow. 3 hard boiled eggs, full fat mayonnaise, 3 dollops of English mustard, MSG and 4 large pepperoni pieces microwaved for 40 seconds then cut pieces and melted pepperoni fat all mixed in. Couple of dashes of smoked paprika...
a man wearing a watch holds his nose while watching a masterchef argentina show
ALT: a man wearing a watch holds his nose while watching a masterchef argentina show
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October 22, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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Help me I'm vaccine-injured (bedridden feeling like microwaved puke thanks to getting the covid and influenza shot double-up)
Help me I'm vaccine-injured (arm got a little band-aid)
October 22, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Feet look like hands that were microwaved too long.
October 22, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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tomorrow, of course, will be 'that time graham platner microwaved a play-doh container and fucked it' day
Followed by 'graham platner admits to doing a blackface Halloween costume of which there is a photo but this particular blackface photo isn't him' day
Followed by 'graham platner admits to doing a blackface Halloween costume of which there is a photo but this particular blackface photo isn't him' day
October 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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if you microwaved someone's phone cause they pissed you off i'll just assume it was for a good reason # stan
October 22, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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The food in our local one is god awful most is microwaved, the rest is kept lukewarm in hot plates, been pressured into having breakfast there twice, both times had regrets on the toilet later that day.
October 22, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Being targeted/'microwaved' from/via MAINLY 128 downstairs now.... LOT activity via adjoining kitchen side flats, MAINLY 127 downstairs
October 22, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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you KNOW im sentimental you microwaved decrepit strip of lettuce
October 22, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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EVERYONE at eldest bro's home being targeted/'microwaved' via their neighbour's house/ALL surrounding properties...also via certain individuals being used to 'get to' them, ESPECIALLY eldest bro's son....
October 22, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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EVERYONE at youngest bro's home being targeted/'microwaved' via their neighbour's house/ALL surrounding properties...also via certain individuals being used to 'get to' them, ESPECIALLY youngest bro
October 22, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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EVERYONE at elder bro's home being targeted/'microwaved' via their neighbour's house/ALL surrounding properties...also via certain individuals being used to 'get to' them, ESPECIALLY elder bro
October 22, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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A $250 million ballroom to serve 999 people microwaved rubbery food. 🥘
October 22, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Breaking out the good stuff for this reheated meal prep burrito
October 22, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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microwaved potatoes with a bit of butter, salt, and pepper go so fucking hard
October 22, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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i will now proceed to list my favourites
- deli ham, microwaved 30s, hashbrown, sriracha sauce, on everything bagel - exchange bagels for poppyseed/sesame as available, or ham with peameal, or sriracha with other hot sauces
- this one open face steak sandwich at a local pub that does it on garlic-
- deli ham, microwaved 30s, hashbrown, sriracha sauce, on everything bagel - exchange bagels for poppyseed/sesame as available, or ham with peameal, or sriracha with other hot sauces
- this one open face steak sandwich at a local pub that does it on garlic-
October 22, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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I’m glad to be out of the works Christmas do. In my final job, I responded to the organiser’s pleas for my input with “I could not care less”. Her ire was further rattled when the boss pretty much said the same. Never understood the seasonal significance of a microwaved roast for £30.
October 22, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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At this point of my life I no longer want to eat microwaved food. I'd rather reheat my food on a pan
October 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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