jubjubs are such an insanely funny neopet like the fact that they try to have a serious plot going on with anthropomorphic pets of varying shapes and sizes then you just have The Fucking Koosh Ball With Size 12 Feet here apropo of nothing
October 23, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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[Baby Sun Hat]
Oof, the sun is so bright! Shield those baby eyes! This item is only wearable by Neopets painted Baby. If your Neopet is not painted Baby, it will not be able to wear this NC item.
Oof, the sun is so bright! Shield those baby eyes! This item is only wearable by Neopets painted Baby. If your Neopet is not painted Baby, it will not be able to wear this NC item.
October 23, 2025 at 11:06 AM
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i was wondering if the randomized neopet dialogue has anything to do with their actual stats but no it turns out they do in fact keep saying that well beyond the point where it actually makes any actual sense #neopets
October 23, 2025 at 10:49 AM
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October 23, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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[Island Vaeolus]
This Petpet has keen eyes and sharp ears. It is quite the superb hunter, and will make a loyal friend for your Neopet.
This Petpet has keen eyes and sharp ears. It is quite the superb hunter, and will make a loyal friend for your Neopet.
October 22, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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[Maraquan Y2K School Supplies Handheld]
Binders are the perfect place for stickers! This item is only wearable by Neopets painted Maraquan. If your Neopet is not painted Maraquan, it will not be able to wear this NC item.
Binders are the perfect place for stickers! This item is only wearable by Neopets painted Maraquan. If your Neopet is not painted Maraquan, it will not be able to wear this NC item.
October 22, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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[Baby Trick-or-Treat Bag]
Hey! Dont steal candy from this baby! Even though...it might be easy... This item is only wearable by Neopets painted Baby. If your Neopet is not painted Baby, it will not be able to wear this NC item.
Hey! Dont steal candy from this baby! Even though...it might be easy... This item is only wearable by Neopets painted Baby. If your Neopet is not painted Baby, it will not be able to wear this NC item.
October 22, 2025 at 7:08 AM
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More Secret OC Lore™ that I've probably mentioned before is that Nico used to be a neopet
(and before that he was a cyborg Lucario, and before that I think he was a Bionicle. He's also been a human a few times.)
#GorpArt
(and before that he was a cyborg Lucario, and before that I think he was a Bionicle. He's also been a human a few times.)
#GorpArt
October 22, 2025 at 6:44 AM
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October 21, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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anyway we've all done cringe things in our misspent youth and if you did something *more* cringe than drawing che guevara as a neopet then god bless and uhhh viva la revolución i guess
October 21, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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[Magical Gate Foreground]
These wondrous gates will leave others wondering what special Neopet is behind them! This NC item was awarded for participating in the Backpack Packing Centre.
These wondrous gates will leave others wondering what special Neopet is behind them! This NC item was awarded for participating in the Backpack Packing Centre.
October 21, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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Eu amo esse neopet TANTO
Hissi sketch! #neopets My childhood Hissi (who I got up really early in the morning to adopt on Hissi Day) was named Ekamon Left.
October 21, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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me and a bunch of neopet buddies found frou frou bc of some krawk obsessed owner had one of her songs on their petpage , Imogen been here forever putting out ace games with her amazing vocals
October 20, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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[Grilled Chicken Sandwich]
Considering how yummy it looks, your Neopet is bound to just love it!
Considering how yummy it looks, your Neopet is bound to just love it!
October 20, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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Hell yeah! It only took an entire week of checking back into the magma pool and logging every 10 minutes to find out when the guards would fall asleep on my account...
October 20, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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WHERE are all the varwolf colors?? I don’t want to buy a bunch of NC items; I want to paint my neopet! My girl Toast deserves to be a cool color, not just wear a pet style with no clothes or accessories!! 😤
October 19, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Just got reminded that my NeoPet is dead... I thought I could be a better parent after accidentally letting' my Zibbie starve to death...
October 18, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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[Dyeworks Blonde: Maraquan Pink Heart Bun Wig]
How could you not love this hairstyle with all your heart? This item is only wearable by Neopets painted Maraquan. If your Neopet is not painted Maraquan, it will not be able to wear this NC item. This NC item was obtained through Dyeworks.
How could you not love this hairstyle with all your heart? This item is only wearable by Neopets painted Maraquan. If your Neopet is not painted Maraquan, it will not be able to wear this NC item. This NC item was obtained through Dyeworks.
October 18, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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caraca neopet, que shape... como pode né... 🤌🤌
October 18, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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lrp he reminds me of an aisha neopet.... i love it
October 18, 2025 at 8:15 AM
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