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This song still fits today! OZZY OSBOURNE - "Dreamer" (Official Video) youtu.be/LCCiwPEdEpg via @YouTube
7:13 a.m. · 4 nov. 2020

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OZZY OSBOURNE - "Dreamer" (Official Video)
YouTube video by Ozzy Osbourne
youtu.be
January 6, 2025 at 6:36 AM
The funniest thing happened to me yesterday. I was walking outside with my gf while I was wearing my long boots and there was a couple walking towards us. The woman looks at my footwear then gives me the stink eye. Jealous much?
5:03 p.m. · 27 feb. 2022

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January 4, 2025 at 8:20 AM
When you pull the lid of a pan and you wonder how long whatever was in that pan has been dead to be able to produce that kind of smell...

😱
🤭
🤢
🤮

Yuck.
5:56 p.m. · 3 jan. 2021

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January 4, 2025 at 10:57 AM
GuMo.
Random #bielefeld #oldtweet 2012
„Ich sage pumpen pumpen“
October 11, 2023 at 5:18 AM
WTF, I sneeze and a car alarm goes off in the street... I don't sneeze that loud, right?

Why is there a crack in the window?

#sneeze
9:33 p.m. · 17 jun. 2020

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January 26, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Elon bought Twitter. Apparently it was a musk-have.

#dadjoke
7:31 a.m. · 31 mrt. 2023

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January 23, 2025 at 8:25 PM
"Als je nog niet dood ging op het toilet, dan nu wel!"

"Hoezo, heeft er een collega dan...?"

"Nee, ik heb de luchtverfrissers vervangen."

#chemisch #DieLucht
5:35 p.m. · 22 jan. 2020

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January 26, 2025 at 8:52 AM
OldTweet Deck復活しませんかね〜
February 15, 2024 at 2:52 PM
OldTweet Deck君が死んだ〜w
生き返ってくれないとTwitterはもう使えないw
February 15, 2024 at 12:24 AM
Allez, on va se mettre un petit coup de nostalgie.
#OldTweet #Next
December 2, 2024 at 8:14 AM
Zit je 's morgens rustig aan de koffie, krijg je, waar iedereen bij is, een vast contract in je handen gedrukt!

5:49 p.m. · 6 jul. 2021

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February 19, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I stick my head around the corner, my girlfriend notices me and says
"Your head snakes around the corner, what do you want?"
"Hisssssssssssssss"
*snort*
#goodmorning #humor
6:42 a.m. · 28 feb. 2019
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April 23, 2025 at 7:49 PM
It’s come to that point in my life where I know less than 15% of the performers at the VMAs. And I’m totally ok with that. 😋 #OldTweet
November 22, 2024 at 7:49 AM
OldTweet Deckが死んでしまった
途端にTwitterのストレスがマッハ
February 15, 2024 at 10:11 AM
ADD @LionelREICHARDT Who I nominate to #HIT100 . #HealthIT. Top Ten Internet-Smart Doctors in the WORLD! - #oldTweet http://goo.gl/Uk8oR"
December 3, 2024 at 5:42 PM
A lesser known phrase muttered by Julius Ceasar in the year 47 BC before the short war against Pharnaces II of Pontus at the Battle of Zela: "Veni, vidi, cadere...".

"I came, I saw, I fell on my face."

#roman #humor #latin #JuliusCeasar
10:02 p.m. · 9 mrt. 2018
#oldtweet #dadjoke
June 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Vertical Video Syndrome A PSA (Glove and Boots) youtu.be/dechvhb0Meo via @YouTube
Say NO to vertical videos!
6:48 a.m. · 3 dec. 2021

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Vertical Video Syndrome A PSA (Glove and Boots)
YouTube video by Jo Miran's Silk and Dookies
youtu.be
January 6, 2025 at 6:24 AM
I don't want to generalize newbies, but when someone is in the middle of a role play and you poke them with questions like "Hi, how are you?" and "Where are you from?" they deserve a special place in hell... #SecondLife #Rude

11:48 p.m. · 1 sep. 2018
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February 15, 2025 at 11:40 AM
"Patience is a virtue. I just forgot to put the lid back on the can so it evaporated over time..."

It's something that popped into my mind.
11:03 a.m. · 30 nov. 2019

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June 21, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Vorstbescherming. De koning kan weer rustig slapen vannacht.

#Loesje
9:45 a.m. · 22 dec. 2021

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January 6, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Here's a gem from pandemic times:

"This grapefruit tastes like weed. Why?"
- #oldtweet from September 5, 2020.
May 21, 2025 at 10:24 PM
There are 2500 world languages in danger of becoming extinct this year. Thank god we have dumbspeak to fall back on. OMG LOL LMAO! #oldtweet
December 2, 2024 at 7:42 AM
Cleaning the cutlery drawer in the kitchen be like: "I was wondering where that was!" to "What the fuck is that?" to "I don't even want to know what that has been..."

#cleaning #cutlery #clutter
7:43 p.m. · 28 jan. 2020

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April 23, 2025 at 4:21 PM
"I need a rain check."
"It's dry outside!"
"Which means?"
"It did a rain check?"
"Ugh."

#pun
1:16 p.m. · 13 nov. 2021

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January 6, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Non-binary to me means I'm not a computer. I like fuzzy logic better anyway.

I mean, look into my head, it's a chaos in there.

#ActuallyAutistic #Autism
10:13 p.m. · 16 nov. 2021

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January 4, 2025 at 9:36 AM