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empiricist49.bsky.social
wabi-sabi 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇪🇺
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You say tomato, and ...

As this onanist can’t get erect,
he’s decided it’s time to select
an alternative route *
to help him make out
in what must be a drought, I expect.

* especially for my American friends
October 20, 2025 at 1:21 PM Everybody can reply
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wrzlbrnft.bsky.social
Wrzlbrnft
@wrzlbrnft.bsky.social
Ein weiterer #FOMOst Tag. Zuerst im NOMAGO-"Avtobus" Postojna - Nova Gorica und am Schluss noch einen Anschiss vom Busfahrer kassieren, weil ich seinen Bus fotografiert habe. Dabei ist das Bild nicht mal gut geworden. Dämlicher kleiner Onanist. Danach 15 Min zum heutigen Objekt der Begierde… 1/x
Nomago-Bus am Busbahnhof Nova Gorica. Blick auf den Berg Pleša. Hügellandschaft mit waldigem Gebirge im Hintergrund. Blick auf den Bahnhof Nova Gorica.
October 19, 2025 at 11:15 AM Everybody can reply
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gutted.live
GUTTED
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Ethel Cain - Onanist :o)!!
October 16, 2025 at 10:49 PM Everybody can reply
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willhardt.bsky.social
Will (but not of the people)
@willhardt.bsky.social
Southpaw onanist?
October 16, 2025 at 4:51 PM Everybody can reply
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albertfaber.bsky.social
Albert Faber
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Ethel Cain was geweldig goed vanavond. Uitgekiende set in overweldigend decor (kruis, bloemen, rag, mist): van introverte gothic slowcore, via denderend harde drone van Onanist, naar haast uitbundige toegift. Gelukzaligheid voor wie er bij was
October 15, 2025 at 9:29 PM Everybody can reply
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xdoomxgoliahx.bsky.social
Doom
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silence, onanist
October 14, 2025 at 7:37 PM Everybody can reply
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gorekhaa.bsky.social
[G.R.K.]©️😷👽🏴🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️Ⓐ💣🌏🌀 Your Daily Fix of Subversion
@gorekhaa.bsky.social
Macron the onanist is missing...
October 14, 2025 at 5:38 PM Everybody can reply
universal-beauty.bsky.social
Universal-Beauty
@universal-beauty.bsky.social
My #analmasturbation 🍑 Please 🙏 #fuckmyanus - I'm #onanist & #analwhore #femboy ☺️ Мой #онанизм #попочка - #яголенькая #бесстыжая #шлюшка - #выебитеменя - я #фембой и обожаю выставлять напоказ мои #пися 🍌 и #попа 🍑
October 11, 2025 at 6:21 PM Everybody can reply
momakil.bsky.social
Momakil
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Ein Onanist findet auch unter schwierigen Bedingungen eine Gelegenheit.
October 10, 2025 at 12:42 PM Everybody can reply
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hoefarmer.bsky.social
kq
@hoefarmer.bsky.social
why is onanist by ethel cain stuck in my head. it feels like an omen
October 9, 2025 at 5:11 PM Everybody can reply
leannecalvert.bsky.social
Leanne Calvert
@leannecalvert.bsky.social
Onanist? Oh no you don't!

*masturbation ruins you for marriage
*the virgin Mary is hot
Throughout my studies I have observed a concerning uptick of young women afflicted with unnatural fantasies of the sapphic variety. When once they had been pure an pious girls, admiring statues of the virgin Mary for hours on end, exposure to morally corrupt peers in the school house who have seized the minds and bodies of these fair maidens, has manifested in the insular and eager exploitation of ones own body, before descending into bacchaulian debauchery without the aid of one's husband. It is my sincere and grave concern that due to these practices, no husband can be attained. And if one shall be, he will find his facilities inadequate to bring about the necessary pleasure for conception. To counteract such sinful falls from grace, it is my medically informed advice that daughters should be confined to the home in favour of the schoolhouse to receive Christian education under the watchful eye of a married woman.
October 8, 2025 at 11:38 AM Everybody can reply
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b31bowden.bsky.social
Peter Bowden 🇬🇧
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There is a British word that is so appropriate here.
Its 1st (& commonest) meaning is an insult, directed at men.
Its 2nd meaning is an onanist (a 'self pleasurer').
It seems to describe both the proposed law and its proponents.
The word is 'Wanker'.
(Are wankers also exempt?)
October 6, 2025 at 9:54 PM Everybody can reply
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exhib-boys-club.bsky.social
Exhib-Boys-Club
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📸Nick Romeo, a 43yo #exhibitionist from France🇨🇵 proofs he is #addicted 🍆💦 #bator 🥵🔥🥵

Check yourself:
▶️ thisvid.com/videos/nick-...
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Catch him on:
📨TG: @Nick_romeo
❇️KiK: nick.romeo74
🦋BS: @nickromeo74.bsky.social

#Exhib-Boys-Club #onanist
October 6, 2025 at 6:19 PM Everybody can reply
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exhib-boys-club.bsky.social
Exhib-Boys-Club
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📸meet Nick Romeo, a 43yo #exhibitionist from France🇨🇵

This #proud #bator ❤️loves when his 🐓 #cock is sharing & he become #porn himself🥵😈🔥
I got a feeling he's not alone up here 😉🔥

Catch him on:
📨TG: @Nick_romeo
❇️KiK: nick.romeo74
🦋BS: @nickromeo74.bsky.social

#Exhib-Boys-Club #handsome #onanist
October 6, 2025 at 6:19 PM Everybody can reply
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mrmcmonologue.bsky.social
James the Just
@mrmcmonologue.bsky.social
pootins puppet. An, oily, odious onanist.
October 5, 2025 at 7:02 AM Everybody can reply
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drlaurelyanny.bsky.social
spooky laurel yanny
@drlaurelyanny.bsky.social
cant stop thinking about how good vacillator and onanist were live
October 3, 2025 at 1:01 PM Everybody can reply
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universal-beauty.bsky.social
Universal-Beauty
@universal-beauty.bsky.social
Hi! 😊 I'm tendeRed #sissy #whore ☺️ #nudesThursday 🥰 #sissywednesday #sissyphotoart #universalbeauty #femboy #crossdressing #cum #masturbation #anal #penetration #caressing #sissyslut #exhibiciónismo #onanieren #onanism #nude #boygirl #onanist #gaysex #bisexual
October 2, 2025 at 9:58 AM Everybody can reply
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thefalsenine.bsky.social
The False Nine
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As @rogbennett.bsky.social would say, the goalie has the strong wrists of an onanist.
October 2, 2025 at 1:43 AM Everybody can reply
regretteruane.bsky.social
Rose Ruane
@regretteruane.bsky.social
The ultimate onanist
September 30, 2025 at 8:13 PM Everybody can reply
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asherlangton.bsky.social
Asher Langton
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Don’t gaslight me, Google.
The query "dewey crowe onanist raylan" likely refers to a misunderstanding or misremembered scene from the F series Justified, as there's no record of a character named Dewey Crowe being called an "onanist" or having a direct interaction with Raylan Givens involving masturbation. Instead, a relevant scene involves Dewey pretending to be Raylan to extort pills, and another significant aspect of their relationship is Raylan's constant pursuit and eventual efforts to get information from Dewey, who views Raylan as his nemesis. Ne
September 30, 2025 at 5:51 PM Everybody can reply
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asherlangton.bsky.social
Asher Langton
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Definitely worth spending the GDP of a large country for this.
Google search: dewey crowe "called me an onanist” A Redditor on the Justified subreddit reported that Dewey Crowe, a character in the television series, called them an "onanist". However, this is a misremembered quote and not something the character actually said on the show. Context of the original post • The original post was part of a discussion about memorable dialogue from the show Justified, where Damon Herriman played Dewey Crowe. • The commenter was likely making a joke or confusing the term with another insult used on the show. • The word "onanist," which means a person who masturbates, is a highly unusual and erudite word for the character of Dewey to use. His dialogue is typically much simpler. Why the quote is out of character Dewey Crowe was consistently portrayed as simple-minded and often used malapropisms and garbled phrases. The phrase "He called me an onanist" is inconsistent with his character. A much more famous and in-character quote from Dewey was his bewildered reaction to a convoluted scheme: "You mean I got four kidneys?"
September 30, 2025 at 5:42 PM Everybody can reply
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asherlangton.bsky.social
Asher Langton
@asherlangton.bsky.social
Tried to find a Justified GIF and Google’s AI is doing a fine job as always.
Google search for dewey crowe onanist Al Overview There is no reliable or factual information indicating that the character Dewey Crowe from the TV series Justified was an onanist, and the search results do not support such a claim. Instead, the results describe Dewey Crowe as a mentally challenged and sometimes foolish character who was a Show more v Google search: dewey crowe "onanist" • Al Overview In the TV show Justified, Dewey Crowe is called an "onanist" after being kicked out of Boyd's camp, referring to his solitary sexual activity. The term, derived from "Onanism," meaning "masturbation," highlights his perceived self-centeredness and lack of contribution to the group's goals.
September 30, 2025 at 5:36 PM Everybody can reply
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domicutie.bsky.social
DomiCutie
@domicutie.bsky.social
Mmmmm nah I can't think of anything not overly formal like fapper, masturbator, wanker, or a fucking onanist
September 29, 2025 at 4:42 PM Everybody can reply
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universal-beauty.bsky.social
Universal-Beauty
@universal-beauty.bsky.social
I'm #bisexual #tender #femboy - #sissy - non "clear" 🤭 #gay - and I'm #onanist and #anal #horny #masturbator 🤭 I'm #webwhore #nudemodel ☺️😚🤗 #sissywednesday #sissyphotoart #universalbeauty #nudity #sensual
September 28, 2025 at 7:48 PM Everybody can reply
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gutted.live
GUTTED
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onanist
September 24, 2025 at 6:25 PM Everybody can reply
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