November 10, 2025 at 6:56 AM
September 16, 2025 at 10:48 AM
:) I wonder what #They say the weather is today 😂🤣😅 #WhoEverTheyAre 😂🤣😅 No #weather today, #they #inJAIL 😂🤣😅 #TheyInJail
#HereTheyAre #OneGuy #OneMagaGuy #MAGA
#HereTheyAre #OneGuy #OneMagaGuy #MAGA
September 15, 2025 at 1:03 PM
:) I wonder what #They say the weather is today 😂🤣😅 #WhoEverTheyAre 😂🤣😅 No #weather today, #they #inJAIL 😂🤣😅 #TheyInJail
#HereTheyAre #OneGuy #OneMagaGuy #MAGA
#HereTheyAre #OneGuy #OneMagaGuy #MAGA
Seems to me that #They is #OneGuy
Here's a picture of #they 😂😃😃
They was a #GoodShot 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #WerentTHEY
Here's a picture of #they 😂😃😃
They was a #GoodShot 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #WerentTHEY
September 15, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Seems to me that #They is #OneGuy
Here's a picture of #they 😂😃😃
They was a #GoodShot 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #WerentTHEY
Here's a picture of #they 😂😃😃
They was a #GoodShot 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #WerentTHEY
Boomer checking his Discord | #roflgator on #Twitch #shorts #vrchat #oneguy #babydollobscurity https://www.twitch.tv/roflgator
August 13, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Boomer checking his Discord | #roflgator on #Twitch #shorts #vrchat #oneguy #babydollobscurity https://www.twitch.tv/roflgator
it might be the move to follow people on their least active socials for maximum oneguy-ability, how else am i to spread my own good word
August 3, 2025 at 12:14 PM
it might be the move to follow people on their least active socials for maximum oneguy-ability, how else am i to spread my own good word
Shoutout to Twitch user xhatefultaco, who, on October 29th, 2023, at the very end of an Ocarina of Time randomizer by Zelda speedrunner @zfg.bsky.social, announced that actor Matthew Perry had died by saying "Chandlers gone", making me laugh harder than any Twitch chat message to date.
![Cropped Twitch chat from the same screenshot.
... importantly by mr ZFG [FrankerZ emote] take care
Tabu9: OneGuy
icyfeatherxd: [FrankerZ emote]
xhatefultaco: Chandlers gone
Manic_Eraser: Thanks for the comfy rando, ZFG ok
TheTrueShadow16: Bye ZFG](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3ikts3p76dj5csscbygxmwgw/bafkreicotyv6k5lzer6g53wc5ugfy7n3tlicrfkbjt6uitev757c4hrena@jpeg)
July 27, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Shoutout to Twitch user xhatefultaco, who, on October 29th, 2023, at the very end of an Ocarina of Time randomizer by Zelda speedrunner @zfg.bsky.social, announced that actor Matthew Perry had died by saying "Chandlers gone", making me laugh harder than any Twitch chat message to date.
Being an American is like being related to that #oneguy that everyone knows and when you tell people your name they ask if you are related to #crazy #weird #criminal #whacko and you sigh and say yeah, but I don’t claim him. The idiots in charge are basically #creepy Uncle Bob #nokings #fuckice
June 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
again you play an mmo like ffxiv you see somoene and their level
based on that
you can guess the approximate number of exp points
but they could have no gil, no items, be a cheater, etc
it could be 5 ppl playing that account improbable
but all you see is…"oneguy"
based on that
you can guess the approximate number of exp points
but they could have no gil, no items, be a cheater, etc
it could be 5 ppl playing that account improbable
but all you see is…"oneguy"
to make this into a joke suitable for twitch
the "oneguy" just got "oneguy'd"
there's a reaosn why ppl keep saying it like that
and i don't think it's because they're ignorant or can't count
i think it's figurative/poetic license
it's like saying like "5 guys in a broom closet" making a hit app
the "oneguy" just got "oneguy'd"
there's a reaosn why ppl keep saying it like that
and i don't think it's because they're ignorant or can't count
i think it's figurative/poetic license
it's like saying like "5 guys in a broom closet" making a hit app
similarly "one guy" could take 4 years and teach himself to write music, then record it using software, export it as software
upload it to music stores
gO vIrAl
make millions in profit really fast
and then sell the rights/license the song to a company with a a huge "headcount"
upload it to music stores
gO vIrAl
make millions in profit really fast
and then sell the rights/license the song to a company with a a huge "headcount"
June 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
again you play an mmo like ffxiv you see somoene and their level
based on that
you can guess the approximate number of exp points
but they could have no gil, no items, be a cheater, etc
it could be 5 ppl playing that account improbable
but all you see is…"oneguy"
based on that
you can guess the approximate number of exp points
but they could have no gil, no items, be a cheater, etc
it could be 5 ppl playing that account improbable
but all you see is…"oneguy"
to make this into a joke suitable for twitch
the "oneguy" just got "oneguy'd"
there's a reaosn why ppl keep saying it like that
and i don't think it's because they're ignorant or can't count
i think it's figurative/poetic license
it's like saying like "5 guys in a broom closet" making a hit app
the "oneguy" just got "oneguy'd"
there's a reaosn why ppl keep saying it like that
and i don't think it's because they're ignorant or can't count
i think it's figurative/poetic license
it's like saying like "5 guys in a broom closet" making a hit app
similarly "one guy" could take 4 years and teach himself to write music, then record it using software, export it as software
upload it to music stores
gO vIrAl
make millions in profit really fast
and then sell the rights/license the song to a company with a a huge "headcount"
upload it to music stores
gO vIrAl
make millions in profit really fast
and then sell the rights/license the song to a company with a a huge "headcount"
and like an actual hit record there's one artist's name ont eh cover
and sometimes like sade
it's actually a band
and there's allllll kinds of ppl in teh credits
but it's sade or james brown on the cover
it's your team
it's your product, right?
would it exist wihtout you?
and sometimes like sade
it's actually a band
and there's allllll kinds of ppl in teh credits
but it's sade or james brown on the cover
it's your team
it's your product, right?
would it exist wihtout you?
June 10, 2025 at 10:10 PM
to make this into a joke suitable for twitch
the "oneguy" just got "oneguy'd"
there's a reaosn why ppl keep saying it like that
and i don't think it's because they're ignorant or can't count
i think it's figurative/poetic license
it's like saying like "5 guys in a broom closet" making a hit app
the "oneguy" just got "oneguy'd"
there's a reaosn why ppl keep saying it like that
and i don't think it's because they're ignorant or can't count
i think it's figurative/poetic license
it's like saying like "5 guys in a broom closet" making a hit app
#VoxPopuLIVE
👹: *building a rollercoaster*
👹: I understand these things cause I'm smart. You guys think I'm smart, right? You think I'm a clever boy?
👹: *gets oneguy-ed* No? :c
👹: Huuuuu :( Nobody likes me :(
👹: Why is everyone so mean to me :c
👹: *building a rollercoaster*
👹: I understand these things cause I'm smart. You guys think I'm smart, right? You think I'm a clever boy?
👹: *gets oneguy-ed* No? :c
👹: Huuuuu :( Nobody likes me :(
👹: Why is everyone so mean to me :c
June 9, 2025 at 6:00 PM
#VoxPopuLIVE
👹: *building a rollercoaster*
👹: I understand these things cause I'm smart. You guys think I'm smart, right? You think I'm a clever boy?
👹: *gets oneguy-ed* No? :c
👹: Huuuuu :( Nobody likes me :(
👹: Why is everyone so mean to me :c
👹: *building a rollercoaster*
👹: I understand these things cause I'm smart. You guys think I'm smart, right? You think I'm a clever boy?
👹: *gets oneguy-ed* No? :c
👹: Huuuuu :( Nobody likes me :(
👹: Why is everyone so mean to me :c
Our first tourney is over! The SBA showcase went better than we expected. We got 2nd place in Sophomore bracket. This is only the beginning... Special thanks to our coach @yonbon.live for preparing us well for this and our team manager WaffleCat for being the silliest guy ever.
May 25, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Our first tourney is over! The SBA showcase went better than we expected. We got 2nd place in Sophomore bracket. This is only the beginning... Special thanks to our coach @yonbon.live for preparing us well for this and our team manager WaffleCat for being the silliest guy ever.
i wanna be the oneguy
April 18, 2025 at 8:02 PM
i wanna be the oneguy
@OneGuy Thanks for following.
OneGuy (@[email protected])
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April 1, 2025 at 5:54 PM
@OneGuy Thanks for following.
Movie about a fake Twitch streamer whose arch nemesis is someone named Devin Oneguy
March 13, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Movie about a fake Twitch streamer whose arch nemesis is someone named Devin Oneguy
One thing I love about this song is that certain parts in the background instruments and editing reminds me of chords from the donnie darko theme/OST. Not sure if intentional or a OneGuy thing but someone tell me I'm not crazy.
I.e. ~3m mark this song reminds me of Gretchen Ross off the DD OST
I.e. ~3m mark this song reminds me of Gretchen Ross off the DD OST
March 4, 2025 at 1:30 AM
One thing I love about this song is that certain parts in the background instruments and editing reminds me of chords from the donnie darko theme/OST. Not sure if intentional or a OneGuy thing but someone tell me I'm not crazy.
I.e. ~3m mark this song reminds me of Gretchen Ross off the DD OST
I.e. ~3m mark this song reminds me of Gretchen Ross off the DD OST
It's so transparently a grift that it doesnt even model itself on BDS.
It's insane. Anyone buy the t-shirt and be part of the start of a movement that is staffed by OneGuy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's insane. Anyone buy the t-shirt and be part of the start of a movement that is staffed by OneGuy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 28, 2025 at 10:11 AM
It's so transparently a grift that it doesnt even model itself on BDS.
It's insane. Anyone buy the t-shirt and be part of the start of a movement that is staffed by OneGuy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's insane. Anyone buy the t-shirt and be part of the start of a movement that is staffed by OneGuy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
there's also all that stuff that oneguy said in my replies once about torture fantasies permitting a kind of social freedom: a pretext creating the freedom to scream, cry, beg etc. It's cathartic and freeing in a weird way, esp for British cis men who are expected to be unemotional, stoic, etc
January 29, 2025 at 9:57 AM
there's also all that stuff that oneguy said in my replies once about torture fantasies permitting a kind of social freedom: a pretext creating the freedom to scream, cry, beg etc. It's cathartic and freeing in a weird way, esp for British cis men who are expected to be unemotional, stoic, etc
20something years ago a guy wore a shoe bomb to an airport so now we still have to take off our shoes. Oneguy kills a CEO and now we have to watch what we say to our healthcare company.But sure, let's swear in a literal felon and insurrectionist to the presidency.The one time we don't hold a grudge?
January 6, 2025 at 2:22 PM
20something years ago a guy wore a shoe bomb to an airport so now we still have to take off our shoes. Oneguy kills a CEO and now we have to watch what we say to our healthcare company.But sure, let's swear in a literal felon and insurrectionist to the presidency.The one time we don't hold a grudge?
Bluesky be like:
Joe57, Fred761, and 51 others followed you.
Oneguy liked your post.
🤔
Joe57, Fred761, and 51 others followed you.
Oneguy liked your post.
🤔
December 21, 2024 at 9:15 PM
Bluesky be like:
Joe57, Fred761, and 51 others followed you.
Oneguy liked your post.
🤔
Joe57, Fred761, and 51 others followed you.
Oneguy liked your post.
🤔
KYUBAY.. LIKE.. TASKETAY.. ONEGUY....
GOD I LOVE THAT LINE TOO. mamis death hits even harder in that series because all her lines were good....
GOD I LOVE THAT LINE TOO. mamis death hits even harder in that series because all her lines were good....
December 10, 2024 at 9:16 PM
KYUBAY.. LIKE.. TASKETAY.. ONEGUY....
GOD I LOVE THAT LINE TOO. mamis death hits even harder in that series because all her lines were good....
GOD I LOVE THAT LINE TOO. mamis death hits even harder in that series because all her lines were good....
November 29, 2024 at 10:02 PM
eu quero minha priv pelo amor de deus eu preciso muito muito muito muito muito muito xingar um post de um oneguy q eu vi pelo amor de deus por favor
October 1, 2024 at 4:31 AM
eu quero minha priv pelo amor de deus eu preciso muito muito muito muito muito muito xingar um post de um oneguy q eu vi pelo amor de deus por favor