#perfecthealth
"And it isn’t just his rhetoric that’s alarming. Trump continues to make public appearances with mysterious bruising that the administration won’t be honest about, alongside claims that he is in perfect health and his hands are black and blue because he shakes too many hands."

#PerfectHealth? #Joke
January 23, 2026 at 1:45 PM
The Minute Clinic Doctor said that I looked like I was in perfect health when I walked by his waiting room on my way to buy more toothpaste. The clerk at the front said, "Would you like to use self checkout?" I said "yes," and she said I "ACED" it when I was done with the transaction. #PerfectHealth
What does it mean when your doctors keep insisting you redo the cognitive exam
January 2, 2026 at 4:11 PM
January 2, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Sleepy Don kept his hands hidden under the table as much as he could at yesterday's cabinet meeting, but they caught him anyway. #trump #hands #perfecthealth
December 3, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Ghislaine’s interview reminds me of the Doctors’ notes he’s concocted and forced his physicians to sign. #bonespurs #220lbs #perfecthealth 😂🤣😂🤣
August 24, 2025 at 3:11 PM
July 17, 2025 at 8:48 PM