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Call me Excel the way I'm spreading on these sheets

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May 29, 2025 at 9:02 PM
harleenphenix7.bsky.social
One time my mom took my phone and gave me a flip phone and I still ended up reading smut on ao3 on that shitty thing

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May 29, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Tony: I'm so sorry to hear about your brother that passed away, he gets five big booms

Wanda: >:(

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May 29, 2025 at 8:57 PM
harleenphenix7.bsky.social
She chicken on my jockey till I water bucket release

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May 29, 2025 at 8:57 PM
harleenphenix7.bsky.social
Imagine having a really deep political convo during backshits
*BACKSHOTS

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May 29, 2025 at 8:48 PM
harleenphenix7.bsky.social
Is his name Boyle because I want to Boyle him alive

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May 29, 2025 at 8:47 PM
harleenphenix7.bsky.social
So when marvel comic writers aren't turning Steve into a racist or making siblings kiss, they're mixing random characters together

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May 29, 2025 at 8:40 PM
harleenphenix7.bsky.social
Can I call Hawkeye "Clint and Steel"

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May 29, 2025 at 8:40 PM
harleenphenix7.bsky.social
I'm not risking death for some spaghetti

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May 29, 2025 at 8:34 PM
harleenphenix7.bsky.social
Magneto after shoving ultron aggressively up Hank's asshole

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May 29, 2025 at 8:31 PM