O terrifying lords of the newborn year, I come before you with my first offering of this new era: a Grasshopper Pie.
May its booze-soaked combination of chocolate and mint be worthy of your approval.
#pieforthepiegods
May its booze-soaked combination of chocolate and mint be worthy of your approval.
#pieforthepiegods
January 10, 2026 at 3:21 PM
O terrifying lords of the newborn year, I come before you with my first offering of this new era: a Grasshopper Pie.
May its booze-soaked combination of chocolate and mint be worthy of your approval.
#pieforthepiegods
May its booze-soaked combination of chocolate and mint be worthy of your approval.
#pieforthepiegods
O inebriated gods of the final days, I stagger before you to present my final offering of the year: a Holiday Eggnog Custard Pie.
May this alcohol-drenched delight bring you succor as we say farewell to 2025.
#pieforthepiegods
May this alcohol-drenched delight bring you succor as we say farewell to 2025.
#pieforthepiegods
December 31, 2025 at 7:45 PM
O inebriated gods of the final days, I stagger before you to present my final offering of the year: a Holiday Eggnog Custard Pie.
May this alcohol-drenched delight bring you succor as we say farewell to 2025.
#pieforthepiegods
May this alcohol-drenched delight bring you succor as we say farewell to 2025.
#pieforthepiegods
Checking my spreadsheet (yes of course there's a spreadsheet!) I seem to have made a whopping 30 pies this year. And I might have one more left in 2025! That's a pretty sizable increase from the last few years, which have been 23 or 24.
The dark lords of baking are pleased. #pieforthepiegods
The dark lords of baking are pleased. #pieforthepiegods
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December 21, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Checking my spreadsheet (yes of course there's a spreadsheet!) I seem to have made a whopping 30 pies this year. And I might have one more left in 2025! That's a pretty sizable increase from the last few years, which have been 23 or 24.
The dark lords of baking are pleased. #pieforthepiegods
The dark lords of baking are pleased. #pieforthepiegods
O bleak gods of the frigid December winds, I come before you today with my latest offering: a Boiled Apple Cider Pie.
May this simple, yet lovingly rendered creation be worthy of your approval.
#pieforthepiegods
May this simple, yet lovingly rendered creation be worthy of your approval.
#pieforthepiegods
December 13, 2025 at 4:13 PM
O bleak gods of the frigid December winds, I come before you today with my latest offering: a Boiled Apple Cider Pie.
May this simple, yet lovingly rendered creation be worthy of your approval.
#pieforthepiegods
May this simple, yet lovingly rendered creation be worthy of your approval.
#pieforthepiegods
O commercial lords of The Game Awards, in preparation for your annual ritual I have prepared this simple, yet decadent creation: a Grasshopper Pie.
May this alcohol-fueled creation help during this evening's ceremonies.
#pieforthepiegods
May this alcohol-fueled creation help during this evening's ceremonies.
#pieforthepiegods
December 11, 2025 at 2:25 PM
O commercial lords of The Game Awards, in preparation for your annual ritual I have prepared this simple, yet decadent creation: a Grasshopper Pie.
May this alcohol-fueled creation help during this evening's ceremonies.
#pieforthepiegods
May this alcohol-fueled creation help during this evening's ceremonies.
#pieforthepiegods
Update: as you'd expect, an extra 24 hours in the fridge let the pie set even more, resulting in some really beautiful layers.
Still tastes mostly of ganache, and the tea is as minimal as before. But it sure does look pretty now!
Also forgot the hashtag yesterday! #pieforthepiegods
Still tastes mostly of ganache, and the tea is as minimal as before. But it sure does look pretty now!
Also forgot the hashtag yesterday! #pieforthepiegods
December 8, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Update: as you'd expect, an extra 24 hours in the fridge let the pie set even more, resulting in some really beautiful layers.
Still tastes mostly of ganache, and the tea is as minimal as before. But it sure does look pretty now!
Also forgot the hashtag yesterday! #pieforthepiegods
Still tastes mostly of ganache, and the tea is as minimal as before. But it sure does look pretty now!
Also forgot the hashtag yesterday! #pieforthepiegods
The dark lords of bakery require constant sacrifice. One must appease them or face their terrible wrath.
#pieforthepiegods
#pieforthepiegods
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
The dark lords of bakery require constant sacrifice. One must appease them or face their terrible wrath.
#pieforthepiegods
#pieforthepiegods
O darkest lords of the reaping season, I come before you today with my latest offering: an Apple and Cream Pie.
May this monstrous creation of fall flavors be worthy of your approval.
#pieforthepiegods
May this monstrous creation of fall flavors be worthy of your approval.
#pieforthepiegods
November 23, 2025 at 5:40 PM
O darkest lords of the reaping season, I come before you today with my latest offering: an Apple and Cream Pie.
May this monstrous creation of fall flavors be worthy of your approval.
#pieforthepiegods
May this monstrous creation of fall flavors be worthy of your approval.
#pieforthepiegods
O most terrifying lords of the November skies, I come before you today with my latest offering: a Sweet Potato Pie.
May this, the best of all fall pies, be worthy of your approval.
#pieforthepiegods
May this, the best of all fall pies, be worthy of your approval.
#pieforthepiegods
November 1, 2025 at 3:26 PM
O most terrifying lords of the November skies, I come before you today with my latest offering: a Sweet Potato Pie.
May this, the best of all fall pies, be worthy of your approval.
#pieforthepiegods
May this, the best of all fall pies, be worthy of your approval.
#pieforthepiegods
O blackest lords of Hallow's Eve, I come before you with another seasonal treat: a Rum-Pumpkin Chiffon Pie.
May this delicate confection of air, alcohol, and squash be worthy of your dark approval.
#pieforthepiegods
May this delicate confection of air, alcohol, and squash be worthy of your dark approval.
#pieforthepiegods
October 26, 2025 at 7:14 PM
O blackest lords of Hallow's Eve, I come before you with another seasonal treat: a Rum-Pumpkin Chiffon Pie.
May this delicate confection of air, alcohol, and squash be worthy of your dark approval.
#pieforthepiegods
May this delicate confection of air, alcohol, and squash be worthy of your dark approval.
#pieforthepiegods
O blazing brightlords of the gleaming depths, I come before you today with my latest offering: a Grasshopper Pie.
May this refreshing and neon green creation be worthy of your approval.
#pieforthepiegods
May this refreshing and neon green creation be worthy of your approval.
#pieforthepiegods
October 12, 2025 at 1:47 PM
O blazing brightlords of the gleaming depths, I come before you today with my latest offering: a Grasshopper Pie.
May this refreshing and neon green creation be worthy of your approval.
#pieforthepiegods
May this refreshing and neon green creation be worthy of your approval.
#pieforthepiegods
O lords of the darkest autumn twilight, I come before you today with my latest offering: a Cranberry-Ginger Pear Pie.
May this unholy confection with its oozing, sanguinary filling be worthy of your approval.
#pieforthepiegods
May this unholy confection with its oozing, sanguinary filling be worthy of your approval.
#pieforthepiegods
September 27, 2025 at 2:37 PM
O lords of the darkest autumn twilight, I come before you today with my latest offering: a Cranberry-Ginger Pear Pie.
May this unholy confection with its oozing, sanguinary filling be worthy of your approval.
#pieforthepiegods
May this unholy confection with its oozing, sanguinary filling be worthy of your approval.
#pieforthepiegods
O many colored lords of the turning leaves, it is with great joy that I cast off the sweltering summer days and embrace the coming autumn with my latest offering: a Pennsylvania Dutch Apple Pie.
May this fall delight be worthy of your approval.
#pieforthepiegods
May this fall delight be worthy of your approval.
#pieforthepiegods
September 20, 2025 at 2:28 PM
O many colored lords of the turning leaves, it is with great joy that I cast off the sweltering summer days and embrace the coming autumn with my latest offering: a Pennsylvania Dutch Apple Pie.
May this fall delight be worthy of your approval.
#pieforthepiegods
May this fall delight be worthy of your approval.
#pieforthepiegods
O fickle lords of the sweet caverns of confection, I come before you today with my latest offering: an Ultimate Lemon Merengue Pie.
May this mountain of curd and egg whites be worthy of your approval.
#pieforthepiegods
May this mountain of curd and egg whites be worthy of your approval.
#pieforthepiegods
September 6, 2025 at 4:03 PM
O fickle lords of the sweet caverns of confection, I come before you today with my latest offering: an Ultimate Lemon Merengue Pie.
May this mountain of curd and egg whites be worthy of your approval.
#pieforthepiegods
May this mountain of curd and egg whites be worthy of your approval.
#pieforthepiegods
O dark lords of the blistering summer lands, I come before you today with my latest offering: a Fresh Peach Pie.
May this slightly messy baked delight be worthy of your approval.
#pieforthepiegods
May this slightly messy baked delight be worthy of your approval.
#pieforthepiegods
August 31, 2025 at 4:14 PM
O dark lords of the blistering summer lands, I come before you today with my latest offering: a Fresh Peach Pie.
May this slightly messy baked delight be worthy of your approval.
#pieforthepiegods
May this slightly messy baked delight be worthy of your approval.
#pieforthepiegods
O bleakest lords of the summer swelter, I come before you today with my latest offering: a Really Good Key Lime Pie.
May this light and airy confection be a calming wind through the fired depths of your domain.
#pieforthepiegods
May this light and airy confection be a calming wind through the fired depths of your domain.
#pieforthepiegods
August 23, 2025 at 6:30 PM
O bleakest lords of the summer swelter, I come before you today with my latest offering: a Really Good Key Lime Pie.
May this light and airy confection be a calming wind through the fired depths of your domain.
#pieforthepiegods
May this light and airy confection be a calming wind through the fired depths of your domain.
#pieforthepiegods
O multicolored lords of the dying summer light, I come before you today with my latest offering: a Summer Berry Pie. May this cornucopia of seasonal fruits be worthy of your approval.
#pieforthepiegods
#pieforthepiegods
August 16, 2025 at 1:37 PM
O multicolored lords of the dying summer light, I come before you today with my latest offering: a Summer Berry Pie. May this cornucopia of seasonal fruits be worthy of your approval.
#pieforthepiegods
#pieforthepiegods
O sweltering lords of midsummer, I come before you today with my latest offering: a Blueberry Earl Gray Pie.
May this lightly caffeinated confection be worthy of your approval.
#pieforthepiegods
May this lightly caffeinated confection be worthy of your approval.
#pieforthepiegods
August 9, 2025 at 2:16 PM
O sweltering lords of midsummer, I come before you today with my latest offering: a Blueberry Earl Gray Pie.
May this lightly caffeinated confection be worthy of your approval.
#pieforthepiegods
May this lightly caffeinated confection be worthy of your approval.
#pieforthepiegods
O most terrible lords of the summer swelter, I wiped the sweat from my brow and defied the humidity to bring you my latest offering: a Peaches and Cream Pie.
May this delicate creation be worthy of your approval.
#pieforthepiegods
May this delicate creation be worthy of your approval.
#pieforthepiegods
July 12, 2025 at 1:43 PM
O most terrible lords of the summer swelter, I wiped the sweat from my brow and defied the humidity to bring you my latest offering: a Peaches and Cream Pie.
May this delicate creation be worthy of your approval.
#pieforthepiegods
May this delicate creation be worthy of your approval.
#pieforthepiegods
O blazing lords of baked summer solstice, I come before you today with my latest offering: a Blueberry Cream Pie.
May this refreshing creation be a soothing balm to you on these hottest of days.
#pieforthepiegods
May this refreshing creation be a soothing balm to you on these hottest of days.
#pieforthepiegods
June 29, 2025 at 2:19 PM
O blazing lords of baked summer solstice, I come before you today with my latest offering: a Blueberry Cream Pie.
May this refreshing creation be a soothing balm to you on these hottest of days.
#pieforthepiegods
May this refreshing creation be a soothing balm to you on these hottest of days.
#pieforthepiegods
O most patient and forgiving lords of baked delight, after several weeks I return to you with my latest offering: a Sweet Cherry Pie.
May this blood-colored confection make up for my lack of service of late.
#pieforthepiegods
May this blood-colored confection make up for my lack of service of late.
#pieforthepiegods
June 21, 2025 at 2:38 PM
O most patient and forgiving lords of baked delight, after several weeks I return to you with my latest offering: a Sweet Cherry Pie.
May this blood-colored confection make up for my lack of service of late.
#pieforthepiegods
May this blood-colored confection make up for my lack of service of late.
#pieforthepiegods
Everybody say Happy Birthday @jasonxbergman.bsky.social I hope you get some #pieforthepiegods
May 30, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Everybody say Happy Birthday @jasonxbergman.bsky.social I hope you get some #pieforthepiegods
O terrifying mother goddesses of the deep, I awaken you from your hard-earned slumber with my latest offering: a Fresh Fruit Tart. May this elaborately arranged confection be worthy of your most sacred day.
#pieforthepiegods
#pieforthepiegods
May 10, 2025 at 2:31 PM
O terrifying mother goddesses of the deep, I awaken you from your hard-earned slumber with my latest offering: a Fresh Fruit Tart. May this elaborately arranged confection be worthy of your most sacred day.
#pieforthepiegods
#pieforthepiegods
O bountiful lords of the spring harvest, I approach your shining altar today with my latest offering: a Fresh Strawberry Pie.
May this simple yet delicious offering be worthy of your approval.
#pieforthepiegods
May this simple yet delicious offering be worthy of your approval.
#pieforthepiegods
May 3, 2025 at 4:30 PM
O bountiful lords of the spring harvest, I approach your shining altar today with my latest offering: a Fresh Strawberry Pie.
May this simple yet delicious offering be worthy of your approval.
#pieforthepiegods
May this simple yet delicious offering be worthy of your approval.
#pieforthepiegods
O vengeful lords of hubris, I kneel underneath your towering shadows today with my latest offering: a Rhubarb Custard Pie.
May this imperfect creation be worthy of your approval.
#pieforthepiegods
May this imperfect creation be worthy of your approval.
#pieforthepiegods
April 26, 2025 at 1:52 PM
O vengeful lords of hubris, I kneel underneath your towering shadows today with my latest offering: a Rhubarb Custard Pie.
May this imperfect creation be worthy of your approval.
#pieforthepiegods
May this imperfect creation be worthy of your approval.
#pieforthepiegods