#pinched
you’re not dreaming, so no need to be pinched, but feel free to grab hold since it may get ruff~ 🐶❤️
October 30, 2025 at 4:40 PM Everybody can reply
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October 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM Everybody can reply
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October 30, 2025 at 4:28 PM Everybody can reply
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Pinched the base of my dick and I fear I bruised myself
October 28, 2025 at 11:19 PM Everybody can reply
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I almost came 😫 I’ve been too horny and pinched my nipples and swung my cage up and down slapping my balls onto my pants over and over until I’ve been super close 🥵😭 I already said fuck it and wanted to shoot a load but then a second of clarity kicked in and I stopped 😭😫🫠🥹
November 1, 2025 at 6:31 PM Everybody can reply
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Andrew being pinched is causing a lot of influential people and billionaires to sweat even more bullets. The waiting-for-the-other-shoe-to-drop component of #FAFO is truly under appreciated.
October 30, 2025 at 7:36 PM Everybody can reply
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October 31, 2025 at 10:54 PM Everybody can reply
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post with crab man and you might get pinched. as my uncle always said
October 28, 2025 at 10:14 PM Everybody can reply
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Happy Halloween #RushFamily
Think I pinched this one from you last year Viv 😆 👻
October 31, 2025 at 10:37 AM Everybody can reply
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Caught the grasshopper!
October 30, 2025 at 5:23 PM Everybody can reply
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"I've just pinched off something than bigger than Mike Johnson, can you believe that? Hey, are we having waffles later? I like waffles. Vladimir always gives me waffles, although I shouldn't say it. Hey, I've just pinched off something than bigger than Mike Johnson, can you believe that?" #LowIQDon
October 28, 2025 at 1:48 AM Everybody can reply
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Very nasty lady just moved into shared office building I work in. Appointed herself to make the toilets "pretty", put fake plants in one cubicle. I get immense pleasure moving the plants to the other cubicle so she thinks someone's pinched them and has to go looking for them.
October 27, 2025 at 10:20 AM Everybody can reply
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October 30, 2025 at 9:28 AM Everybody can reply
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Any teams not wearing green will be pinched
October 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM Everybody can reply
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For the first time in six or seven years, I’m getting pain from a pinched cervical disc. It’s awful. Best description is that it’s like a hot oily snake coiled around my upper arm. Yes, I’m taking meds and doing the things one does. It will get better. But right now it sucks.
October 30, 2025 at 10:10 PM Everybody can reply
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I slipped and fell down the stairs carrying hot chocolate for the gamers and now I have pretty owie burns and a big pinched nerve in my arm lol

I'll be fine but youch
October 29, 2025 at 4:21 AM Everybody can reply
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I resent the fact the government feeds me ads about how to avoid phishing scams & yet it’s their fault, or some corporation’s, when I get my semi-annual email that all my worldly info has been pinched in a data breach
October 29, 2025 at 2:53 AM Everybody can reply
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When you’re hearing pokerface the third time in one night
October 30, 2025 at 1:48 PM Everybody can reply
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Working on a hair-shirt, tacks-in-your-shoes, pinched-nerve, lack-of-lumbar-support, tension headache fantasy. People have been reading in armchairs for too long. It's time to get uncozy.
October 30, 2025 at 12:44 PM Everybody can reply
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So he enjoyed the sight of his Firecracker’s face buried deep, nose pressed into skin and droop already dripping to the floor while his Big Boy reacted. Moans vibrated along Sero’s cock, eyebrows pinched together in pleasure as he tried his best to keep breathing.
October 29, 2025 at 2:07 PM Everybody can reply
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I want to apologize to my commissioners. Been stuck in bed for the past week due to a pinched nerve on my lower back. Once I am able to sit I will be back on making more art. Sorry ;u;
October 27, 2025 at 6:44 PM Everybody can reply
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Three weeks out from Ciderfest, and of course I pinched a nerve in my lower back. I can’t get out of bed, just sit here, try not to move, and hope it’ll pass.🙃
October 30, 2025 at 5:00 PM Everybody can reply
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Then he turned me into a creature of the Euphrates, so that my heart was unknown like a heifer. spreading me, he pinched me and took me down to the House of doorposts, the dwelling of Anu, along the road of no return.
October 31, 2025 at 3:35 AM Everybody can reply
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Tell us you don't have a large and loving extended family with aunties and uncles who are introduced to you that way when you're a kid without them being your parents' siblings at all without telling us that. These people are just such miserable pinched little weasels.
October 28, 2025 at 3:56 PM Everybody can reply
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This is me with my pinched nerve
how it feels to do physical activity after the age of 35
October 29, 2025 at 11:52 PM Everybody can reply
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