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So many presents under the tree. I'm so lucky to have some amazing subs spoiling me. As they should.
Freebie day to celebrate 💦💦
Up today!
#wetting #piss #pissplay #pee #bbw #findom #femdom #findomme #spoiled #brat #sexy #simp #cuck #Sissy #Paypig #Humanatm #fansly #omorashi
December 25, 2025 at 12:05 PM
God i think he also scared the piss outta me when he popped a manhole in the road. I thought he was gonna fight my ass in the sewers for a second. Truly a hilarious mechanic that paid off 😂
I hope you have a great time with your pirate crew ☺️
I hope you have a great time with your pirate crew ☺️
December 25, 2025 at 12:03 PM
God i think he also scared the piss outta me when he popped a manhole in the road. I thought he was gonna fight my ass in the sewers for a second. Truly a hilarious mechanic that paid off 😂
I hope you have a great time with your pirate crew ☺️
I hope you have a great time with your pirate crew ☺️
"A portrait of me? Ridiculous. No one wants to stare at a wrinkled old crone."
"But Grandma! It'll make you live forever!"
"Horse manure!" said her grandmother, throwing back the sheet from her bed. "Livin' forever would just piss me off."
"But Grandma! It'll make you live forever!"
"Horse manure!" said her grandmother, throwing back the sheet from her bed. "Livin' forever would just piss me off."
December 25, 2025 at 12:02 PM
"A portrait of me? Ridiculous. No one wants to stare at a wrinkled old crone."
"But Grandma! It'll make you live forever!"
"Horse manure!" said her grandmother, throwing back the sheet from her bed. "Livin' forever would just piss me off."
"But Grandma! It'll make you live forever!"
"Horse manure!" said her grandmother, throwing back the sheet from her bed. "Livin' forever would just piss me off."
December 25, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Same argument this kind of person makes for veganism “if we stop eating them, we’ll have to kill them, is that what you want, dead cows?”. Also, she’s a Mogg so she can piss off into the sun.
December 25, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Same argument this kind of person makes for veganism “if we stop eating them, we’ll have to kill them, is that what you want, dead cows?”. Also, she’s a Mogg so she can piss off into the sun.
The piss tank on the ISS is now 25% full.
December 25, 2025 at 11:58 AM
The piss tank on the ISS is now 25% full.
"Piss off."
Well put.
Well put.
December 25, 2025 at 11:55 AM
"Piss off."
Well put.
Well put.
Piss on me please
December 25, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Piss on me please
Dislikes:
Piss
Shit
Snuff
Farts
Piss
Shit
Snuff
Farts
December 25, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Dislikes:
Piss
Shit
Snuff
Farts
Piss
Shit
Snuff
Farts
Wait, seriously, what's a piss pot?
December 25, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Wait, seriously, what's a piss pot?
Twitter users PISS ME AWF BRO
"bsky sucks there's no algorithm/discover sucks and i can't build an audience" you literally sound like an ipad kid WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT???
people who expect to post art and get a bunch of attention are my greatest enemy.
"bsky sucks there's no algorithm/discover sucks and i can't build an audience" you literally sound like an ipad kid WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT???
people who expect to post art and get a bunch of attention are my greatest enemy.
December 25, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Twitter users PISS ME AWF BRO
"bsky sucks there's no algorithm/discover sucks and i can't build an audience" you literally sound like an ipad kid WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT???
people who expect to post art and get a bunch of attention are my greatest enemy.
"bsky sucks there's no algorithm/discover sucks and i can't build an audience" you literally sound like an ipad kid WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT???
people who expect to post art and get a bunch of attention are my greatest enemy.
Michael. You're very clever and witty but you don't need to take the piss out of her; she's a self parody! 💩😂
December 25, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Michael. You're very clever and witty but you don't need to take the piss out of her; she's a self parody! 💩😂
Everyone in this piss poor administration should be arrested and incarcerated
December 25, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Everyone in this piss poor administration should be arrested and incarcerated
Merry Xmas Zack. Here’s to boiling some right wing piss 😁👌
December 25, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Merry Xmas Zack. Here’s to boiling some right wing piss 😁👌
[Hm. Isn't it said that Putin holds his piss prize...]
Nicola Jennings on Trump and Putin’s Christmas Day – cartoon
Nicola Jennings on Trump and Putin’s Christmas Day – cartoon
The presidents fail to offer each other any comfort as Trump bewails the lack of a peace prize and Putin his failure to take Ukraine
www.theguardian.com
December 25, 2025 at 11:36 AM
[Hm. Isn't it said that Putin holds his piss prize...]
I'm starting to think we should just let confused patients do whatever
Wanna crawl out of bed and fall? Wanna be covered in piss?
Sure man, idc
Wanna crawl out of bed and fall? Wanna be covered in piss?
Sure man, idc
December 25, 2025 at 11:33 AM
I'm starting to think we should just let confused patients do whatever
Wanna crawl out of bed and fall? Wanna be covered in piss?
Sure man, idc
Wanna crawl out of bed and fall? Wanna be covered in piss?
Sure man, idc
That would piss Donny off more than the Epstein files. He thinks he deserves an Oscar for that performance.
December 25, 2025 at 11:30 AM
That would piss Donny off more than the Epstein files. He thinks he deserves an Oscar for that performance.
Merry Christmas to the NHS. They've saved my Dad's life. AGAIN. (This is the third Christmas within a decade he has spent on a ward with some kind of emergency. He's just taking the piss now, collecting wards like they're Monopoly squares.) Dad will be home in time for sprouts. I am so grateful!
December 25, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Merry Christmas to the NHS. They've saved my Dad's life. AGAIN. (This is the third Christmas within a decade he has spent on a ward with some kind of emergency. He's just taking the piss now, collecting wards like they're Monopoly squares.) Dad will be home in time for sprouts. I am so grateful!
My first piss locked, lol
December 25, 2025 at 11:20 AM
My first piss locked, lol
I mean, even by late 60s British standards, the bit everybody forgets before the Philosophers Song has them taking the piss out of how racist the Australians are
December 25, 2025 at 11:19 AM
I mean, even by late 60s British standards, the bit everybody forgets before the Philosophers Song has them taking the piss out of how racist the Australians are
Merry Christmas to all the billionaire Scrooges.
That's taking the piss of course because you will never ever be happy. Ever.
That's taking the piss of course because you will never ever be happy. Ever.
December 25, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Merry Christmas to all the billionaire Scrooges.
That's taking the piss of course because you will never ever be happy. Ever.
That's taking the piss of course because you will never ever be happy. Ever.
Look. Lived here all my life
I've heard all your gags about #Ballarat weather
But quite frankly, it's bloody Christmas Day, and someone is taking the piss
It's like the middle of June!
Apologies to anyone who "enjoyed" WA's 40 plus degrees today
Oh this is bullshit. I'm writing to management
I've heard all your gags about #Ballarat weather
But quite frankly, it's bloody Christmas Day, and someone is taking the piss
It's like the middle of June!
Apologies to anyone who "enjoyed" WA's 40 plus degrees today
Oh this is bullshit. I'm writing to management
December 25, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Look. Lived here all my life
I've heard all your gags about #Ballarat weather
But quite frankly, it's bloody Christmas Day, and someone is taking the piss
It's like the middle of June!
Apologies to anyone who "enjoyed" WA's 40 plus degrees today
Oh this is bullshit. I'm writing to management
I've heard all your gags about #Ballarat weather
But quite frankly, it's bloody Christmas Day, and someone is taking the piss
It's like the middle of June!
Apologies to anyone who "enjoyed" WA's 40 plus degrees today
Oh this is bullshit. I'm writing to management
