#pizzintwatch
Pizza orders near the Pentagon spike 476% with DEFCON at 3@khamenei_ir , you have been warned 🍕 https://t.co/S6pAdaoQjg — Pentagon Pizza Watch (@pizzintwatch) January 5, 2026
January 6, 2026 at 1:12 AM
I can't help but notice that #pizzintwatch doesn't track pizza places close to CDC.
December 2, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Speaking of the pizza tracker, have y’all seen this bit of dystopian nonsense?
November 29, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Here is the post where I realized what was happening.
November 29, 2025 at 5:01 AM