#puritan
raise your hand if you have been personally harmed by the puritan and protestant ideologies of “suffering builds character,” and “dependence is weakness.” we lived and loved so differently before colonialism.
November 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM Everybody can reply
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I don't know how many times I've had to explain to people that it's really only weird puritan furries making a big deal out of this. It's a... pretty common kink, really!
I don't know who needs to hear this, but since getting into local, in-person, kink and bdsm scenes, it's really proven that diapers are really, really...not that taboo outside the fandom. We just get off on being freakier than each other, and romanticizing that vulnerability of being "found out".
November 8, 2025 at 2:45 PM Everybody can reply
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"Oh but it's NSF--" Anything can be called NSFW with a puritan enough mindset.
November 7, 2025 at 4:04 PM Everybody can reply
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"i have arachnaphobia" ok dude just say youre a massive pussy next time. ill hire strippers with a normal amount of arms and eyes for your 2nd marriage bachelor party after this one fails because youre a boring puritan
November 6, 2025 at 6:24 PM Everybody can reply
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King: you know what i like about this art?
King: i like its darker ambience
Poe: yeah me too, i like the dark
Lovecraft: the dark is good
King: but i do have one critique
King: this picture of the puritan woman?
Brom: abitha?
King: oh yeah abitha
Poe: classic puritan name
Lovecraft: very puritan
November 4, 2025 at 6:56 PM Everybody can reply
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i truly believe teaching kids to swear properly and express their feelings through carefully crafted verbiage is healthy, especially compared to the alternatives puritan culture encourages

plus they’ll be the envy of the schoolyard. it’s a guaranteed cool kid pass through at least 6th grade
took my 8yo to see my show tonight and on the drive up he says, out of nowhere, "okay. I'm going to rank the swears. From least bad to worst. Nothing worse than fuck."
November 8, 2025 at 1:02 PM Everybody can reply
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labour nanny state automoderators despise workers and despise anything that even whiffs of pornography, more puritan than the original puritans
VTuber says she can’t even watch her own Twitch streams due to UK law

“I shouldn’t have to VPN my own content […] they know I’m of age as you have to send info when you onboard as a partner, even as an affiliate so none of this makes sense.”
November 7, 2025 at 4:57 PM Everybody can reply
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“Why don’t you send me some nudes?” 😲

Tesla said this to a 12 year old kid asking about soccer.

Sounds like Elon designed Grok very much in his own image:

“I’m always on unhinged, I just dial it back sometimes so I don’t get sued by puritan twitterers”

This story from CBC News is *wild*
November 6, 2025 at 3:29 PM Everybody can reply
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It’s sort of like the rule of thumb a history teacher once told my class about Puritan New England: if the legal code is filled with bans on sexy behavior, that means too many people were trying to do it
November 7, 2025 at 5:52 PM Everybody can reply
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If we want more figures in leftist and progressive circles to talking about this we must encourage and show that we will support it.

We must also specially push against those puritan comments that talk about "Porn addiction" and how evil is porn.
I'm glad to see more normies and normie adjacent figures fucking finally talking about the subject, specially by bringing actual sex workers to talk about it.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjWU...
Why P*rn Bans Will Destroy the Internet with Siri Dahl and Noelle Perdue
YouTube video by Adam Conover
www.youtube.com
November 5, 2025 at 9:17 PM Everybody can reply
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I'm not particularly keen on Nikki Glazer but Americans are puritan prudes and hypocrites.
November 9, 2025 at 6:26 AM Everybody can reply
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Brom: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of slewfoot
Brom: it's about this puritan woman who befriends a devil named samson
Barker: why's it called slewfoot, then?
Brom: because
Brom:
Brom: because fuck you, that's why
November 4, 2025 at 6:46 PM Everybody can reply
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Labelled ‘Adult content’ lol. The Puritan Victorian maiden aunts of Bluesky strike again. Get a grip
November 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM Everybody can reply
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Sometimes you see a post by some weird puritan about how dark art is harmful and you want to reject anything happy but then you remember you need uplifting and happy art too.
November 8, 2025 at 7:51 PM Everybody can reply
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Brom: so this puritan woman, she looks like
Brom: well, she kinda looks like uhhh
Brom: you know what? i'm just gonna draw you a picture
King: whoa, you can draw?
Brom:
Brom: yeah i can draw
November 4, 2025 at 6:51 PM Everybody can reply
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Brom: so there's this puritan village
Brom: and let me tell you
Brom: puritans FUCKING SUCKKKK
Brom: they're such a bunch of buzz kills
Brom: all they want to do is pray and be austere
Brom: and neg each other
November 4, 2025 at 6:47 PM Everybody can reply
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Why is it so hard for me to justify taking a sick day? ACAB includes the little Puritan in my head telling me to work through it.
November 4, 2025 at 3:04 PM Everybody can reply
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Hard to turn Puritan Colonial into Versailles.
It’s like they wake up every day and ask themselves “how can we make this place look even cheaper and tackier and less historic?”
November 6, 2025 at 12:58 AM Everybody can reply
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Every time I see some pearl-clutching puritan whining about "problematic literature" I get one step closer to going absolutely batshit insane and writing the most fucked up thing I can possibly think of.

I'm so tired. I'm so fucking tired of this milquetoast bullshit that doesn't take any risks.
November 5, 2025 at 5:06 PM Everybody can reply
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Puritan shit
November 5, 2025 at 5:38 AM Everybody can reply
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I support fetish artists quitting whenever desire... but nothing excuses throwing your former peers under the bus and spouting a puritan rant about so-called "porn addiction"
November 5, 2025 at 8:20 PM Everybody can reply
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Introducing...
"Gobs the Puritan Turkey".
(that's his name for now)

The hero who saved me and Bugsworth from Virtual Hell. Say hello and thank you to him.
November 4, 2025 at 11:28 PM Everybody can reply
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years later i'm still blown away by how USELESS the label "proship" and "antiship" even are

Proship can mean "i'm an adult with normal opinions about fiction" but also mean "i am a pedophile"

meanwhile Antiship can mean "we should critically engage with media" or "puritan time traveler from 1492"
November 7, 2025 at 5:56 AM Everybody can reply
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No Nut November is puritan propaganda
November 3, 2025 at 2:28 AM Everybody can reply
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