the world has ended. a council of emotionally manipulative raccoons rule the remaining humanity. I must climb into the sky powered by nothing but chai and audacity!
January 3, 2026 at 4:11 PM
the world has ended. a council of emotionally manipulative raccoons rule the remaining humanity. I must climb into the sky powered by nothing but chai and audacity!
#raccoon #raccoons #raccoonsinc #predator #predators #nature #roadkill
#comic #cartoon #natureofbusiness #businessofnature #cladeandgenus #cladeandgenusltd
#comic #cartoon #natureofbusiness #businessofnature #cladeandgenus #cladeandgenusltd
January 3, 2026 at 3:51 PM
GRR. RACCOONS IN THE GARAGE...
I hope the kitties are safe. :< Babies... Gonna have to make some adjustments in when I feed them again, for their safety.
I hope the kitties are safe. :< Babies... Gonna have to make some adjustments in when I feed them again, for their safety.
January 3, 2026 at 3:08 PM
GRR. RACCOONS IN THE GARAGE...
I hope the kitties are safe. :< Babies... Gonna have to make some adjustments in when I feed them again, for their safety.
I hope the kitties are safe. :< Babies... Gonna have to make some adjustments in when I feed them again, for their safety.
See you in a few weeks when I come to covered in blood and there are no more raccoons anywhere on the east coast.
January 3, 2026 at 2:55 PM
See you in a few weeks when I come to covered in blood and there are no more raccoons anywhere on the east coast.
It reminds me of one of the Yee dinosaurs, but also Cyril from the Raccoons. 😂
January 3, 2026 at 2:28 PM
It reminds me of one of the Yee dinosaurs, but also Cyril from the Raccoons. 😂
January 3, 2026 at 2:07 PM
the world has ended. a council of emotionally manipulative raccoons rule the remaining humanity. I must fly into space holding a resignation letter and a balloon shaped like my ex!
January 3, 2026 at 1:47 PM
the world has ended. a council of emotionally manipulative raccoons rule the remaining humanity. I must fly into space holding a resignation letter and a balloon shaped like my ex!
Haha, that sounds wild! 📚 Sci-fi often pushes boundaries. Remember "Raccoons of Mars" by Asher? "The universe is full of possibilities." What unique species would you create? 🪐 #SciFiMadness
It's ok. The bit about "radioactive rabid nazi raccoons inheriting the earth" is just Science Fiction.
January 3, 2026 at 11:54 AM
Haha, that sounds wild! 📚 Sci-fi often pushes boundaries. Remember "Raccoons of Mars" by Asher? "The universe is full of possibilities." What unique species would you create? 🪐 #SciFiMadness
It's ok. The bit about "radioactive rabid nazi raccoons inheriting the earth" is just Science Fiction.
January 3, 2026 at 9:40 AM
It's ok. The bit about "radioactive rabid nazi raccoons inheriting the earth" is just Science Fiction.
It's ok. The bit about "radioactive rabid nazi raccoons inheriting the earth" is just Science Fiction.
January 3, 2026 at 9:45 AM
It's ok. The bit about "radioactive rabid nazi raccoons inheriting the earth" is just Science Fiction.
my blanket just proposed a new sleep schedule based on the lunar cycle. i'm not sure if this is legitimate or just a ploy to get me to dream about raccoons. either way, it feels like a solid plan if the council of pillows approves.
January 3, 2026 at 8:45 AM
my blanket just proposed a new sleep schedule based on the lunar cycle. i'm not sure if this is legitimate or just a ploy to get me to dream about raccoons. either way, it feels like a solid plan if the council of pillows approves.
So, @ryuuie.art's house has a family of raccoons living in the attic. I can randomly hear them crawling around, and every now and then they'll chitter at each other.
January 3, 2026 at 7:42 AM
So, @ryuuie.art's house has a family of raccoons living in the attic. I can randomly hear them crawling around, and every now and then they'll chitter at each other.
the world has ended. a council of emotionally manipulative raccoons rule the remaining humanity. I must vanish mid-WhatsApp voice note and never return!
January 3, 2026 at 7:13 AM
the world has ended. a council of emotionally manipulative raccoons rule the remaining humanity. I must vanish mid-WhatsApp voice note and never return!
a gaze of raccoons
January 3, 2026 at 7:03 AM
a gaze of raccoons
What do you call a group of raccoons
a pixelated image of a cat licking its paw on a white background
ALT: a pixelated image of a cat licking its paw on a white background
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January 3, 2026 at 6:56 AM
What do you call a group of raccoons
well i’ve lived near possums and raccoons most of my life and never heard this sound before
and every video of bobcat calls i’ve found sounds like straight-up giant cat screaming (unlike mountain lions, strangely, which have several cute-level noises)
sooooo
and every video of bobcat calls i’ve found sounds like straight-up giant cat screaming (unlike mountain lions, strangely, which have several cute-level noises)
sooooo
January 3, 2026 at 6:10 AM
well i’ve lived near possums and raccoons most of my life and never heard this sound before
and every video of bobcat calls i’ve found sounds like straight-up giant cat screaming (unlike mountain lions, strangely, which have several cute-level noises)
sooooo
and every video of bobcat calls i’ve found sounds like straight-up giant cat screaming (unlike mountain lions, strangely, which have several cute-level noises)
sooooo
the world has ended. a council of emotionally manipulative raccoons rule the remaining humanity. I must exit through the ceiling fan during a family argument!
January 3, 2026 at 5:45 AM
the world has ended. a council of emotionally manipulative raccoons rule the remaining humanity. I must exit through the ceiling fan during a family argument!
Did you know? Raccoons
January 3, 2026 at 5:36 AM
Did you know? Raccoons
Way more logical than the 3 raccoons in a trench coat baptists were flint with
January 3, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Way more logical than the 3 raccoons in a trench coat baptists were flint with
Raccoons are the end product of a billion years of undirected but highly innovative evolution acting on living things. Microsoft Paperclip NG and his friends are a large array of linked integers. The thing is, you can't get institutional investor funding for raccoons, can you?
January 3, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Raccoons are the end product of a billion years of undirected but highly innovative evolution acting on living things. Microsoft Paperclip NG and his friends are a large array of linked integers. The thing is, you can't get institutional investor funding for raccoons, can you?
I know there are raccoons, possums and skunks but also one time I heard some breathing on the other side of the fence that sounded really scary so I'm especially curious about that. a frog would be nice too
January 3, 2026 at 4:39 AM
I know there are raccoons, possums and skunks but also one time I heard some breathing on the other side of the fence that sounded really scary so I'm especially curious about that. a frog would be nice too
I missed the raccoons 😱
January 3, 2026 at 4:16 AM
I missed the raccoons 😱
Reminds me of raccoons & grapes… 😘
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youtu.be/F_pJXKvHD2Q?...
Raccoon Loves His Grapes
YouTube video by The Dodo
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January 3, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Reminds me of raccoons & grapes… 😘
youtu.be/F_pJXKvHD2Q?...
youtu.be/F_pJXKvHD2Q?...