there are real problems in the world and real people suffer constantly. you decided to pretend a chatbot gave you a child. that's a You problem.
          
            October 28, 2025 at 3:40 AM
            
              
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    The real winner of the Dodgers-Blue Jays marathon World Series game? Florida governor Ron DeSantis.
          
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            October 29, 2025 at 6:05 PM
            
              
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    Staying on X means locking yourself in a brainwashing machine that lets you think having a Nazi tattoo is acceptable and normal. Meanwhile, in the real world:
            
            October 30, 2025 at 1:21 PM
            
              
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    Our feature artist/tutorial for today is this SIMPLY WONDERFUL page of notes by the talented @BearlyFeline! Beautiful explanations, wonderful illustrations and real-world examples, a perfect tutorial! #wolves #dogs #wolf #characterdesign #artips #drawing #tutorial
          
            October 30, 2025 at 11:56 AM
            
              
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    Gets real old reading the news in a world ruled almost exclusively by unflushable fucking turds
          
            October 30, 2025 at 11:40 AM
            
              
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    Ridiculous. Comics remain a medium that is firmly entrenched in ludicrous fantasy that would never, ever happen in the real world. SMH.
          
          
            October 29, 2025 at 5:25 AM
            
              
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    30 years ago today, Homer Simpson fell into the real world. “Treehouse of Horror VI” premiered October 29, 1995.
          
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    Smart glasses that apply a Super Eagle filter over the real world.
          
            October 30, 2025 at 6:17 PM
            
              
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    Friday night.
In Toronto.
They’re coming home.
With a chance to win the World Series. This is real life. These are the Toronto Blue Jays.
          In Toronto.
They’re coming home.
With a chance to win the World Series. This is real life. These are the Toronto Blue Jays.
            October 30, 2025 at 3:16 AM
            
              
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    Real sicko shit
          
            October 28, 2025 at 5:44 AM
            
              
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    Nobody in the real world is going around talking about their goddamned second cousin once removed. That's just their cousin unless it's their aunt/uncle.
          
            October 28, 2025 at 4:02 PM
            
              
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    I know some people enjoy pretending economics isnt real but in the real world a wealth tax simply does not raise as much money as an increase in the base rate of income tax. It's just maths.
          
      If "raising the basic rate of income tax to pay for well funded public services" is "basically evil" then I don't know what your conception of being left-wing actually is.
    
        
            October 29, 2025 at 10:50 AM
            
              
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    Yet again, Mamdani shows that the most effective digital comms isn't just about clever videos or punchy scripts — it's doing things in the real world with real people. 
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            October 29, 2025 at 2:24 PM
            
              
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    A year ago, I launched my book #OnFreedom in a war zone – in Kharkiv, Ukraine, 35 seconds from Russian artillery. Today, I'm launching the paperback in Portland, Oregon. Which is NOT a war zone. There is a difference in the real world between what's a war and what is not, and between truth and lies.
          
            October 28, 2025 at 9:46 PM
            
              
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    It’s real and true
            
            October 30, 2025 at 2:57 AM
            
              
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    I stopped listening to Bill Gates years ago. You should stop too.
Instead, I would listen to *real* experts who know about *real* climate solutions — not tech fantasies.
You would then quickly see how these solutions can improve lives and help vulnerable communities thrive across the world.
          Instead, I would listen to *real* experts who know about *real* climate solutions — not tech fantasies.
You would then quickly see how these solutions can improve lives and help vulnerable communities thrive across the world.
      Is it possible to ease human suffering, protect nature, and address climate change? Yes, says a team of int'l experts led by Drawdown and Sr. Scientist, Paul West. To find out how, read the commentary: https://bit.ly/4nXIc7
@cellpress.bsky.social @cp-oneearth.bsky.social @paul-west.bsky.social
        @cellpress.bsky.social @cp-oneearth.bsky.social @paul-west.bsky.social
            October 29, 2025 at 2:22 AM
            
              
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    If you’re a slur you gotta get out in the real world and hang out with the other slurs. Even or sometimes especially if they’re not the same slur(s) as you
          
            October 27, 2025 at 2:57 PM
            
              
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    The horror I felt as my body understood, all at once, without warning, that this thing  existed, for real, in the real world...I'm never coming all the way back
          
            October 30, 2025 at 1:25 AM
            
              
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    Just had lunch with a great friend and colleague who told me solemnly that the Labour Party is now controlled by the Fabians and that Fabians are radical communists. This is my first real world sighting of this amazing idea.
          
            October 30, 2025 at 3:45 PM
            
              
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    The real reason Silicon Valley is trying so hard to make AI friends is because no one can stand them in the real world
          
            October 28, 2025 at 10:19 PM
            
              
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    If you are a billionaire and don’t like he real world, just make yourself an online parallel universe…
          
            October 28, 2025 at 2:56 PM
            
              
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    RUSSY on the DVD PLAYER!!!
It always makes me geeked seeing my tunes in the real world…
          It always makes me geeked seeing my tunes in the real world…
      @russelbuck.com ideal listening space w 2007 tuned dolby atmos surround @eyveresuriens.bsky.social is building our retro setups :333
    
        
            October 30, 2025 at 1:59 PM
            
              
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    isn't it great how twitter wasn't the real world when people there said left wing things, but it's the soul of the people now they're all nazis
          
            October 27, 2025 at 10:03 AM
            
              
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    Real question: Where exactly are we allowed to just be? Just bullshit, joke, be immature. 
Cuz after “acting our age” all day in the real world, coming online for babble and bullshit seems fair to me
          Cuz after “acting our age” all day in the real world, coming online for babble and bullshit seems fair to me
      I just want y’all to remember… a lot of y’all are 35+ years old. Please act like it.
    
  
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