Working on some width stretches with @eemsff.bsky.social before further kneading his rectum for another pleasurable prolapse push-out at @fistfest.org.
October 17, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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We already knew Trump was full of shit, but finding out that he *fantasizes* about a supernatural rectum is not something I would have expected.
October 19, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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That looks like an angry rectum, oof
October 18, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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He’ll still be a fascist and still all over the Epstein files. He’ll still be a felon, grifter, rapist, pedophile, and business failure. And YOU will still be nothing more than a polyp in his rectum.
October 18, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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He’s beyond petty and the rest of his rectum lickers.
October 18, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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“Rectum? I couldn’t even see ‘em!”
October 13, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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A part of me wants this to go to trial so a jury of Americans can figuratively shove a giant throbbing acquittal straight the hell up the puckered rectum of Bondi's DOJ.
October 14, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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Et c'est ainsi que notre illuminé nous explique, au calme, boire son café du matin... par le rectum ! Une méthode « aussi simple que puissante » qui « agit en profondeur sur le foie et les canaux biliaires » assure-t-il.
October 17, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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But then he unloads a shotgun into the rectum of a mafia don, so this movie has layers, see, it's complex, Scorsesian
October 17, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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Le PS fait le "pari risqué de ne pas censurer" dit Boris Vallaud. "Pari risqué", en mode "on est des mensch avec un mental d'acier et on se met en danger jusqu'au bout comme Bruce Willis".
Non, Boris, ça c'est dans ta tête.
Ta réalité, c'est ça:
Non, Boris, ça c'est dans ta tête.
Ta réalité, c'est ça:
October 14, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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I am so sick of hearing the sounds of people smooching Trump's Ass. No time to have spine while sticking their heads up Trump's rectum.
October 15, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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Allo, tu sembles bien sensible de l'anus et du rectum. C'est vraiment cool ce plaisir !
October 16, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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HRT stands for her rectum tickles
October 14, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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i can confirm my rectum is okay, it was just a bit irritated 👍 just wanted everyone to know that.
October 15, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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I know it's from 'The Daily Rectum', But I'd love other employers to be as diligent as this.
www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-worl...
www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-worl...
Teacher 'sacked' from 'dream job' after putting flags around his hometown
Shaun Remmer says he was turned down from the same role elsewhere because of the situation.
www.dailyrecord.co.uk
October 16, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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There's almost nothing going deeper than your rectum, and if it is......more power to you I guess, but that's still unnecessary. You're never going to clean out your entire colon.
October 17, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!
Old joke but a classic.
Old joke but a classic.
October 16, 2025 at 8:29 AM
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Rectum?
It nearly killed'im
It nearly killed'im
October 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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You could almost feel sorry for the poor madman, but the Maga moron himself has decided to spend his life in Trump's rectum.
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October 18, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Imagine being the guy who discovered them--you looked into his rectum AND IT LOOKED BACK.
October 12, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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Suckler got me on the way home. Dick balls and rectum all cleaned out. Not sure how I bring this up to me wife
October 18, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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Dante would need a whole Lord of the Rings-style Appendix to describe where to put this guy. Virgil probably wouldn’t take him anywhere near it. you have to go down a tunnel of pure void leading straight from Satan’s rectum as he shits out watery bits of Judas. Satan’s Colostomy Bag
October 13, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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John Harbaugh hadn’t won a game since he visited the White House and licked Donald Trump rectum
October 12, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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