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It's made clear as mud in their manifesto:
'It also reinforces our audience segmentation work, which has revealed our target audience is excited to be offered new ways to access our journalism.'
#sadtrombone
December 10, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Looks like Bears-Vikings will get the Fox A team of Brady, Burkhardt, Andrews and Rinaldi.
November 10, 2025 at 4:38 PM
The pump in ours broke dishwasher died. Which means we’re getting a new one. For those keeping track, that will be our FOURTH dishwasher since we moved in year a decade ago. We live in a co-op, so at least we don’t pay for it directly. #SadTrombone
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November 5, 2025 at 12:47 AM
When you have #BPH, every month is #NoPissNovember #SadTrombone lol
So hold that piss inside bro! Real men don’t just piss everywhere! They ✨recirculate✨ that piss so they can get swoll and get women to respect their manly hetero desires.

Abstain. Refrain. Break the piss cycle.

#NoPissNovember
November 1, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Thanks! I had a long coat as well but couldn’t find the picture of me in it.

That year some teens threw wet TP in my face and tried to steal my bag. That’s why I stopped trick or treating. #sadtrombone
November 1, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I correctly ID’d all but 1 of the fakes… but thought like a third of the real ones were fake 🫠 #sadtrombone
October 31, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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October 19, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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October 3, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Welp…

Guess I’ll go mow the lawn.

#SadTrombone
September 27, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I love that Trump tried to turn the Ryder Cup into a political rally and ended up watching his guys fall flat on their faces.

Scheffler and DeChambeau.

#sadtrombone
September 27, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Loser loses. ::sadtrombone::
🚨BREAKING: A federal judge in Florida Friday rejected President Donald Trump’s latest $15 billion defamation lawsuit against the New York Times, ruling that the complaint’s contents were “improper and impermissible.” www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
Judge Rejects Trump’s ‘Tedious and Burdensome’ New York Times Defamation Lawsuit
Read more here.
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September 19, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Maybe we can get together with our North American and European allies to ameliorate the danger from that alliance...

Oh yeah, nevermind.
#sadtrombone
September 4, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I thought some loved one was calling me on my phone, but it was my pill alarm. #SadTrombone
August 30, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Oh noes, sprichst lei heut bei der Tech Soirée?

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August 27, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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August 24, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Nee, hoor. Als het voltooid deelwoord is had de middelste "gerealiseerd" moeten zijn.. 🤦🏼‍♂️ #SadTrombone
August 23, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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But on the bright side maybe you'll wake up from surgery and everyone will be wearing halloween masks. Which would be a totally normal thing
August 12, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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July 23, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Wer hätte bloß damit rechnen können, dass der konstante Strom von Skandalisierungen in den rechten Medien und das Kopieren von AfD-Forderungen durch die Bundesregierung dazu führen würde, dass die AfD im Zuspruch steigt. <sadtrombone>
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July 23, 2025 at 6:33 AM
I incorrectly assumed with 30 cards that every team had a star (like the old Donruss “Diamond Kings” cards), but #sadtrombone Rockies and A’s when you realize even the ChiSox got one. 😂
July 4, 2025 at 1:07 AM
They factionalized and may as well not exist any longer #sadtrombone
June 25, 2025 at 6:05 AM
We both need to get off the internet this morning, don't we? I need to stick my head in the sand for a bit, for my mental health. Too bad it's so ungodly hot outside, and also I have to work. #sadtrombone
June 24, 2025 at 3:35 PM