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October 27, 2025 at 9:37 PM
queerbrokenfate.bsky.social
A Shoeboxblog comic by Brian Gordon. Top panel: A manger scene, with Baby Jesus in the center, wise men and oxen to the left, and two green, gross zombies on the right. Over top is a voice bubble from an unseen speaker, who says "CHUCK? THAT'S JUST WRONG." Bottom panel: The sales floor of a retail shop, with the manger scene on a small table in the middle, marked with a green tag that reads "SALE". Chuck the white rabbit stand in the left facing the manger. He's smiling and holding a zombie figurine in his hands. Beans the brown dog stand on the right facing the manger and looking very concerned. At the far left are assorted Halloween decorations, including a skeleton, a pumpkin, and some bats. At the far right are assorted Christmas decorations, including a decorated tree. Behind them on the wall is a very large "SALE" sign. Chuck says, "HEY, IT'S NOT MY FAULT. WHEN STORES START SELLING CHRISTMAS STUFF IN OCTOBER, THEY GOTTA EXPECT A FEW ZOMBIES ON THE MANGER." Beans says, "AIM FOR THEIR HEADS, BABY JESUS!“
October 7, 2025 at 8:31 PM
annethewriter1.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy
Bonus #dadjoke
What do you call an Irish spider?
(Paddy Long Legs.)

(It's #hootintootintuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #humour #funnymeme #puns #stpattysday […]

[Original post on universeodon.com]
Comic showing a red car driving down a winding road in the country, surrounded by green grassy fields. A frazzled man in green clothes with a green hat is driving the car, and it's full of green snakes. They are saying things like, "I feel sick," and "He's touching me," and "I have to pee," and "Are we there yet? I'm hungry." Caption reads, "Saint Patrick regrets his decision to drive the snakes out of Ireland." Signature reads "ShoeboxBlog dot com"
March 12, 2025 at 3:44 AM
bitspitter.bsky.social
A single page comic from the sadly defunct shoeboxblog: A dog and bunny are sitting on a couch with a bowl of snacks; it’s implied they’re watching TV. Dog: “I just though of something I’d like to know more about.” Bunny: “That’s a damn shame.” The caption (which is the punchline) reads “Life before Google: a short story.”
August 14, 2023 at 12:23 AM