Breaking my own brain as I just realized “scratching and itch” and “itching a scratch” mean literally the same thing. 🤯 #showerthoughts
October 19, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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October 19, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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IN THE SHOWER. this is fully a #ShowerThoughts post and I didn't even mark it as such 😩
October 19, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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Do people say woof when something bad happens because it’s rough?? Epiphany
#ShowerThoughts #ChronicallyOnline #WeirdGirlEnergy #WriterBrain #AustralianBluesky #SoftRot
#ShowerThoughts #ChronicallyOnline #WeirdGirlEnergy #WriterBrain #AustralianBluesky #SoftRot
October 19, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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I'm molecular biologist/organic chemist, so this is a few orders of magnitude above the scale of my expertise, but I would be fascinated to know exactly what knitting since 3rd grade has done in the structure & activity of my brain. 🧶
#knitting #neuroscience #science #showerthoughts #knitsky
#knitting #neuroscience #science #showerthoughts #knitsky
October 18, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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"Dick jokes are adult jokes when you're a child and childish when you're an adult"
#Showerthoughts from my friend
#Showerthoughts from my friend
October 17, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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I heard that all it takes to sell your soul to the devil, is to show up at the crossroads at midnight. Like. I’m super into it, but that’s kinda late for me.
Can we do 8:30?
#crossroads #devil #millennialproblems #trending #showerthoughts
Can we do 8:30?
#crossroads #devil #millennialproblems #trending #showerthoughts
October 16, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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sorry, in hindsight that one was a little r/showerthoughts. Oooh though perhaps a mug that says "Don't talk to me until i've won the internet, good sir"???
October 16, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Santa Monica by Everclear but the first line goes "Put peanut butter on my, toast" #everclear #showerthoughts
October 15, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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#Showerthoughts time. People misunderstand selfishness and egotism. Helping others is a *massive* dopamine hit. It feels great. I want to be good so I do things to make good happen. Empthy is a gateway drug to an awesome high.
Don't banish your demons. Put the fuckers to work.
Don't banish your demons. Put the fuckers to work.
October 15, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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A Fidget Spinner spins for 1 minute and 7 seconds....that is all.
#funny #1.7seconds #tinkertoys #fidgetspinner #fidget #funfact #gold #life #fyp #sirpentious #showerthoughts #kid #shcool #colors #create #photo
#funny #1.7seconds #tinkertoys #fidgetspinner #fidget #funfact #gold #life #fyp #sirpentious #showerthoughts #kid #shcool #colors #create #photo
October 14, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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You ever think about how many opportunities you’d have if Covid and the Clementine in Chief hadn’t happened? What money would be like right now? I’m making the same amount and yet I feel like I’m poorer every year…I wonder what my 20s would be like if we were in the other timeline? #showerthoughts
October 14, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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The corporate machine only knows how to imitate success, never understand it. #showerthoughts
October 14, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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Your asshole has statistically been seen more often by others than by you. #showerthoughts
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October 14, 2025 at 9:38 AM
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Imagine: masked men where you can only see their eyes and they have fat, swampy asses with puffy buttholes…..
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#showerthoughts
October 14, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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Are feet your thing? I'll be honest, I'm not a huge fan - though I've paid them attention "on demand" 😉
My preference is boots. High heels, clumpy blocks, Doc Martens or whatever. I just love me a pair of boots.
Each to their own.
#ShowerThoughts #Kink
My preference is boots. High heels, clumpy blocks, Doc Martens or whatever. I just love me a pair of boots.
Each to their own.
#ShowerThoughts #Kink
October 13, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Perhaps Christine was originally designed by Elon Musk and served as his prototype for FSD. #showerthoughts
October 13, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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October 13, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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#showerthoughts the people putting flags up should realise that it is bringing their house prices down.
October 13, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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Disney is the EA of TV/Movie franchises
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#showerthoughts
October 13, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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Is Clifford...
Sketchbook drawing from Early 2025
#cliffordthebigreddog #clifford #dog #canine #dogart #canineart #furry #furrycommunity #furryart #feral #therian #artist #showerthoughts #art #artistic #marker #markerart #markers #drawing #sketch #lineart #commissionsopen #artwork #hands
Sketchbook drawing from Early 2025
#cliffordthebigreddog #clifford #dog #canine #dogart #canineart #furry #furrycommunity #furryart #feral #therian #artist #showerthoughts #art #artistic #marker #markerart #markers #drawing #sketch #lineart #commissionsopen #artwork #hands
October 12, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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They say the universe used to be one, big, hot, melty spot, and then it exploded.
They say it’s still expanding, forever. Everything getting farther and farther apart.
Do you think the stars ever get lonely for the old times?
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They say it’s still expanding, forever. Everything getting farther and farther apart.
Do you think the stars ever get lonely for the old times?
#ShowerThoughts
October 12, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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