If I was the dude who lobotomized siri and made her so much worse I would lie to people and tell them I worked at Burger King before inevitably blowing my fucking brains out from shame. I have had only iPhones for 10 years but fuck this, we deserve better.

#SiriSucks #FuckApple #SwitchingtoPixel

Guys. AI Siri still sucks donkey balls. Gave her two tries to tell me what restaurants are near the Auditorium in Chicago. The first time she gave me the contact info for the Auditorium and the second time she gave me restaurants near my house in Minneapolis. What a joke. #siri #sirisucks

Hey Apple, Siri is not very smart.

She did not know that it was the 35th birthday of Taylor Swift on Friday.

She also doesn’t know what #Jokmas is.

Hate to say this, BUT, Alexa is winning the brain battle here.

Please educate Siri better.
#SiriSucks #MakeSiriSmart

Siri has become almost completely useless over the past year. I don’t know why. I finally just turned it off. #siribroken #sirisucks