Slurpee mors est. 😜
October 28, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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My dad took me out, ostensibly to get a slurpee, before the Human Sexuality unit in fourth grade health class. The thing seared into my brain from that is him telling me "sometimes people have sex just because it *feels good*". And then that it was only for married people.
Thanks for that, dad.
Thanks for that, dad.
did anyones parents *actually* talk to them about sex?
its been a plot point in like every TV show and movie about raising kids for like centuries at this point but does it actually happen?
i think "the birds and the bees" speech is entirely a ficticious construct
its been a plot point in like every TV show and movie about raising kids for like centuries at this point but does it actually happen?
i think "the birds and the bees" speech is entirely a ficticious construct
October 27, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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I'm now going to create a new Saw trap called "The Slurpee" because of you
October 27, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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January 1989 was like, sit in your basement with a terrible haircut and jeans, with $1.89 to your name, maybe enough for a cold slurpee, even tho it was already -35C outside and too cold to walk to the corner store. Maybe rent a Wesley Snipes movie?
October 27, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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If you're not giving me a library like this then I don't want it.
(unless you brought a slurpee, fine.)
(unless you brought a slurpee, fine.)
October 27, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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I'm trying to find a press release from 1996 that doesn't seem to be on the web anymore, and Wayback Machine search basically only works if you know the URL.
Anybody here have LexisNexis, Factiva, ProQuest Historical News, Newsbank, etc access?
(Southland Corporation's 30th Slurpee anniversary PR)
Anybody here have LexisNexis, Factiva, ProQuest Historical News, Newsbank, etc access?
(Southland Corporation's 30th Slurpee anniversary PR)
October 27, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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swag goku transcends anime imo
October 27, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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Its the constant inhale through the teeth. Sounds like my dude Karun is slurping a slurpee after every sentence.
October 26, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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7500 Semesters in the Slurpee Flavor Tie-Inss
October 26, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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blue raspberry slurpee martini
October 26, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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I haven’t had a slurpee in over a year.
October 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Slurpee time with bestie
October 26, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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How cute is it that Vampy gets different outfits as the game progresses? And...Reaper Slurpee ~🩸
October 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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I'm at the dirty cryptid slurpee stand, lemme know what you want. Cash only.
October 25, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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The slurpee cups are two of my most cherished possessions in terms of pokemon merch ! The year Detective Pikachu came out was genuinely one of the worst years of my LIFE lmao but before everything crashed i remember the amount of fun i had going to every 7-11 w/ Evie to look for the promo merch
October 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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New offerings for my pika Hoard...... the two plush are new! The slurpee cups are old now they're promos from when the movie came out LOL
And the curry package is just too cute
And the curry package is just too cute
October 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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I got gas for my car and dog food for Balin.
I got my neighbor 2 cans of good cat food.
Then I got me a small Slurpee I have not had in years.
Now I go and dye my hair. And yes I did vote. I am pissy we had no dem judges to vote for, so I voted for none.
I got my neighbor 2 cans of good cat food.
Then I got me a small Slurpee I have not had in years.
Now I go and dye my hair. And yes I did vote. I am pissy we had no dem judges to vote for, so I voted for none.
a cartoon of snoopy blowing a horn with the words i voted below
ALT: a cartoon of snoopy blowing a horn with the words i voted below
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October 25, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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ooh, did that with a slurpee a couple of times as a kid. not. fun.
October 25, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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We’re gonna need Larry to get us out of jail when we get pinched for insisting, “We’re on the A-Team! That means free sodas, slurpee-jockey! SO MAKE WITH THE DR. PEPPERS! NOW!!”
October 25, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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When one is traveling, sometimes there's not many options. 😬 I usually go for those taquitos on the spinners, the jalapeño cream cheese ones. 😂 And a slurpee.
October 25, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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I only have coffee in my coffee anyways.
Soooo, is an almond milk Slurpee an idea?
Soooo, is an almond milk Slurpee an idea?
October 25, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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Would Ilina get a Big Gulp or a Slurpee? The greatest thread in the history of Mechsploitation, locked by Mal after four hours of heated debate.
October 25, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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slurpee
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