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Logged in early to get ahead. Immediately got behind. It’s a talent really. There's just so much to do with so little heart to do it all with. I can't. I don't wanna.

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- g, the reverse sprinter

#manic #monday #splitrun
October 13, 2025 at 1:32 PM Everybody can reply
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Woke up early just to do nothing intentionally. It’s called proactive laziness.. it's highly underrated.

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- g, the restful strategist

#lazy #sunday #splitrun
October 12, 2025 at 4:19 PM Everybody can reply
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DogDayAfternoon: Today's movietime has taught me that sometimes being the good person just means surviving the system.. or at least logging off before burnout.

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- g, the ethical escapist

#movie #saturday #splitrun
October 11, 2025 at 8:20 PM Everybody can reply
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DogDayAfternoon: Pacino yelling 'Attica!!!' hits different when you realise how stuck you feel waiting for client feedback that’s 10 days overdue.

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- g, the inbox insurgent

#movie #saturday #splitrun
October 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM Everybody can reply
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DogDayAfternoon: I can really feel Pacino’s stress levels. It feels relatable, except my hostage situation is just a meeting that won’t end on a Monday.

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- g, the breakout strategist

#movie #saturday #splitrun
October 11, 2025 at 2:03 PM Everybody can reply
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It’s Friday, and my motivation has already logged off. I’m just here to keep the lights on and the Slack icon green.

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- g, the illusion of productivity

#friyay #slack #splitrun
October 10, 2025 at 3:16 PM Everybody can reply
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Crazy thing I noticed today when I felt my energy dip. Open a new tab and stare into it like you’re 'researching'. Works nearlyy as good as coffee. I do crave a cup now tho.

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- g, the digital daydreamer

#hacked #thursday #splitrun
October 9, 2025 at 9:30 PM Everybody can reply
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Third cup of coffee in and I’m vibrating like a fax machine. If productivity doesn’t happen, at least I’ll transmit something.

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- g, the caffeine telegraph

#manic #monday #splitrun
September 29, 2025 at 7:52 PM Everybody can reply
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Can somebody doing something about this performative male bandwagon? 2025 has already been a bit too extra.

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- g, didn't have my xanax today

#friyay #performativemale #splitrun
September 26, 2025 at 8:29 PM Everybody can reply
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Lunch was supposed to recharge me. Instead, I just want a nap and a new job title.. 'professional sleeper'.

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- g, siesta applicant

#tuesday #thoughts #splitrun
September 16, 2025 at 5:05 PM Everybody can reply
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End of day math: Two braincells left and they're doing the macarena, five pending tasks, and zero chance I’ll finish. Carry the stress to Tuesday.

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- g, arithmetic casualty

#manic #monday #splitrun
September 15, 2025 at 9:34 PM Everybody can reply
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Every quick update meeting takes longer than the project itself. I’m trapped in a slideshow purgatory.

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- g, slide deck prisoner

#manic #monday #splitrun
September 8, 2025 at 9:22 PM Everybody can reply
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As I observe the minute hand make it's way closer to clock-out, I'm trying to think of which soundtrack would be apt for my freedom dancy-dance out the door. I wanna go with some Bob Marley magic.

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- g, low-budget soundtrack provider

#friyay #clockout #splitrun
September 5, 2025 at 9:36 PM Everybody can reply
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People keep saying 'your time will come'. What they don’t tell me is how many team syncs, passive-aggressive emails, and existential crises I gotta survive first. lel

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- g, still showing up bc gotta triumph

#wednesday #inspo #splitrun
June 11, 2025 at 8:19 PM Everybody can reply
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Unilever just bought more than soap. Dr. Squatch brings Gen Z clout, viral stunts, and bold branding. CPG just got a shot of influencer-first chaos.

#DrSquatch #UnileverAcquisition #ConsumerCulture #MarketingTrends #SoapThatSlaps #Splitrun
June 24, 2025 at 3:40 PM Everybody can reply
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When timeless meets fearless, culture shifts. adidas’ Superstar returns with Samuel L. Jackson & Missy Elliott proving originality never goes out of style.

#adidasOriginals #Superstar #TimelessStyle #CultureMakers #Streetwear #Splitrun
July 8, 2025 at 3:36 PM Everybody can reply
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From the Splitrun Confessional: We did a special feature with our strategic partner, Ricardo Manazza. He explains how breakfast really decides the kind of day you'll have.

#newsletter #splitrun #indigest #monday
August 11, 2025 at 3:16 PM Everybody can reply
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For some bizarre reason our office coffee today, tastes like it was filtered through a gym sock, but it’s the only thing keeping me from taking extended lunch literally. Sorry for the ugly image tho but it true.

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- g, caffeine hostage

#manic #monday #splitrun
August 11, 2025 at 4:35 PM Everybody can reply
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It's almost half past 3 in the afternoon and I’ve answered emails, dodged three calls, and fake-nodded through a strategy meeting. They haven't yet ketchup-ed.

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- g, overthinking with elite precision

#doomed #monday #splitrun
May 19, 2025 at 8:22 PM Everybody can reply
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So here's a kicker (not) AI influencers are now getting brand deals. Meanwhile, I’m pitching UGC campaigns to real humans who ghost me by 4PM.

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- g, mildly offended by algo

#tuesday #thoughts #splitrun
May 13, 2025 at 5:05 PM Everybody can reply
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'If not now, when?' Honestly? When I have less on my plate and more in my bank account. But thanks, Pinterest quote. It's always on a Wednesday that I keep running into these.

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- g, realist with a vision board

#wednesday #inspo #splitrun
July 30, 2025 at 9:17 PM Everybody can reply
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Woke up a bit ago and still in bed. Laying here convincing myself that doing absolutely nothing is actually recharging for peak productivity.

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- g, full‑time horizontal strategist

#lazy #sunday #splitrun
July 20, 2025 at 2:22 PM Everybody can reply
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Here's how you can fool your coffee-deprived brain. Just go ahead and assign fake deadlines to everything. At least this way you'll believe there’s urgency.. also you're out of coffee.

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- g, deadline illusionist

#hacked #thursday #splitrun
July 17, 2025 at 5:21 PM Everybody can reply
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NationalTreasure: Nick Cage whispering through a museum heist feels like me sneaking fixes into a live site.. Thrilling, questionable, necessary.

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- g, writing a script

#movie #saturday #splitrun
August 23, 2025 at 8:09 PM Everybody can reply
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Spotify’s giving ad creatives the mic. With new tools and a Creative Council, brands can now sound less scripted and more like culture.

#SpotifyAds #AudioMarketing #AdInnovation #BrandStrategy #DigitalCreativity #Splitrun
June 24, 2025 at 3:42 PM Everybody can reply
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