#squeaker
No matter what the SQUEAKER of the House claims, there is only one person who he is actually protecting!

Guess who that is?

(Hint: HIS name was mentioned 2,020 times in the Epstein files!)

I’ll wait …..
November 18, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Woah~! A squeaker! For DraakVuur!
November 15, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Squeaker Johnson
November 14, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Getting head from a fursuiter with a squeaker in their nose 😌👌
November 15, 2025 at 4:40 AM
SQUEAKER Johnson says They
Will Take The Vote Next Week ! We
Say RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES
NOW, CHUMP AND BONDI......
November 14, 2025 at 11:06 AM
SQUEAKER Johnson Says There
Will Be A Vote On The Epstein Files
Next Week......
November 13, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Beans 🫘 found a very old and forgotten Gumby squeaker today..it's like getting a brand new toy 😅 #FriedaBeans
November 14, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I can never take this fool seriously. "Squeaker of the House" fits him (nickname courtesy of Stephen Colbert).
November 16, 2025 at 12:59 PM
A good post from the tumble, esp in regards to anything with art. Studying new concepts and techniques is the most fun when you can do it like a dog chewing and shaking a new toy around until you can rip out the squeaker and run through the house triumphantly going SQUIKSQUIKSQUIKSQUIK
November 17, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Today Chump,After SQUEAKER Johnson Seats Adelita Grijalva,
Seven Weeks After She Was Elected, It Will Finally Be Time To
RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES
November 12, 2025 at 11:16 AM
want. more. chastity. art. x.x

My squeaker looks too cute in a cage oh no
November 17, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Well SQUEAKER Johnson will try to Not Seat Grijalva Somehow.......
November 11, 2025 at 10:34 AM
On the other hand, i got these (they have a squeaker inside for maximum cute aggression)
November 14, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Predictable, we knew President piggy wasn’t going to cooperate… now that Squeaker Johnson failed to kill the matter he’s ordering his maga senators to fall on the sword and continue his coverup.
November 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM
A most wonderful parcel arrived for me today all the way from @hugoandhuman.bsky.social in England! Inside was a beautiful Kong frog (his name is Wiffle), a toy pea-pod with THE BEST squeaker, a @schnauzerfest.bsky.social calendar that features Hugo, and a lovely card! Thanks, Hugo - we love you! 💖🐾
November 17, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Had a lot of fun with the Global Test Ride and decided to doodle some hypothetical additions to the Kirby Air Riders cast! Escargoon is my dream rider... 🐌💜

#Kirby #Fanart #KirbyAirRiders #WarpStar
November 15, 2025 at 10:51 PM
It is too big to roll under the couch so I will gladly accept the squeaker
November 13, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Wilson Wins In a Squeaker (That Should Not Have Been This Close)
Wonder if incumbent Bruce Harrell will call her "Mayor-Elect Wilson" or if he'll keep referring to his successor as "this person" and "she."
publicola.com/2025/11/12/w...
Wilson Wins In a Squeaker (That Should Not Have Been This Close) - PubliCola
By Erica C. Barnett The voters have spoken: Katie Wilson will be the next Mayor of Seattle. On Wednesday, incumbent…
publicola.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:39 AM
this thing's squeaker is louder than a fucking jet engine istg and she can't get enough of it 😭
November 15, 2025 at 3:38 AM
SQUEAKER
November 18, 2025 at 7:52 PM
my favorite kind of laugh is when someone tries to hold it in and a bit of air escapes through their lips and it sounds like a little squeaker of a fart
November 16, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Oh no! Your friend has been plush TF'd!

Maybe they can tell you how they can get back to normal! But there's no pull cord... and a quick squeeze confirms there's no squeaker...

Then it hits you... Tickle Me plushies!

"He...he"

They're talking! Or... laughing? Was that "Help!" or just a giggle?
November 14, 2025 at 1:40 AM
The Squeaker protecting PEDOnald.
November 18, 2025 at 11:07 PM
JUST IN: Katie Wilson significantly extends her lead in the Seattle mayoral race.

She now leads Mayor Bruce Harrell by 1,346 votes, or 0.5%.

That's up from the squeaker-lead of 91 votes in yesterday's update). She won today's batch of nearly 6K ballots by 20% (!).

Not much left at this point.
November 12, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Squeaker of the House
Mike Johnson claims House Republicans did "some of the best work of their careers" during the govt shutdown
November 17, 2025 at 11:02 PM