#stevenwright
November 14, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Soundtrack from
#ReservoirDogs, complete with deadpan DJ intros by #StevenWright.

“K-Billy’s Super Sounds of the Seventies Weekend” 😀
November 13, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Thje Daily Quote: Steven Wright
#TheDailyQuote #StevenWright
November 13, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Quote of the Day:
"If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple. of payments."
- Steven Wright
#QuoteOfTheDay #StevenWright #Debt
November 10, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Kenny The Bartender here, serving up the very dry, very funny words of Steven Wright...
#StevenWright #BadLuck #GrumpyDingoRadio
November 1, 2025 at 11:00 PM
"I don't know what's worse: the fact that I'm so lazy, or the fact that I'm so good at it." ~ #StevenWright
October 24, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Kenny The Bartender here, serving up a delightful quote from Steven Wright...
#StevenWright #GrumpyDingoRadio #ComedyInBytes
October 6, 2025 at 11:00 PM
"What's another word for Thesaurus?"
Steven Wright

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😂🤣 Word-salad? Lmao

~Blessings~Courtney

#quote #quoteoftheday #funny #humor #stevenwright
September 15, 2025 at 10:24 PM
New single out. Just realizing how messed up it is for a dyslexic to release a single called “Signals”.

“Experience is what you get right after you needed it” - Steven Wright (unfortunately, no relation)

#stevenwright #newmusic #ithasagrooveandicandancetoit #electronicmusic
September 11, 2025 at 4:46 AM
my time robber: he looks sick with the fear of sickness
aged by the fear of time
Steven Wright
Poem starting point-blank to the mirror
www.corporeallitmag.com/volume-xx/stevenwright
Steven C. Wright — Corporeal
my time robber: he looks sick with the fear of sickness aged by the fear of time
www.corporeallitmag.com
August 27, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Reminded me of this from #StevenWright . . .
"I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time." ✌️
August 20, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Steven Wright tells jokes on a 2008 episode of Craig Ferguson #history #funny #stevenwright #2000s #vidstorian
August 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
The Daily Quote: Steven Wright #StevenWright #TheDailyQuote
August 7, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I'm a peripheral visionary. I can see the future, but only way off to the side.

#StevenWright
August 5, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Timeline Cleanse - Comedy Quotes

“I intend to live forever. So far, so good.”

– Steven Wright

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“I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.”

- Mitch Hedberg

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#ComedySky
#HumorSky
#StevenWright
#MitchHedberg
July 21, 2025 at 11:11 AM
The Guy On The Couch kicks ass!
#halfbaked #theguyonthecouch #stevenwright #filmsky
July 16, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Quote of the Day: Steven Wright. #QuoteOfTheDay #StevenWright
June 25, 2025 at 2:37 PM
The Daily Quote: Steven Wright #TheDailyQuote #StevenWright
June 19, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Quote of the Day: Steven Wright #QuoteOfTheDay #StevenWright
June 16, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I just started reading The Coyotes of Carthage, by Steven Wright. Yes, that #StevenWright. After one chapter, I am hooked.
June 8, 2025 at 7:09 PM
“I was walking through the forest alone, and a tree fell right in front of me. And I didn’t hear it.”

Steven Wright

#StevenWright #Jokes #Legendary #Comedian
May 28, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Words of wisdom. #StevenWright #QuoteOftheDay
May 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM
May 26, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I would be remiss if I didn't also honor the OG, Steven Wright. Here's my favorite SW joke...

"What did Jesus ever do for Santa on his birthday?"

#StevenWright #MitchHedberg
I don't have a girlfriend, but I do know a woman who would be mad at me for saying that.

#MitchHedberg
Everyone has one Mitch Hedberg joke stashed in their brain like a squirrel to sustain them whenever they need to feel joy for 30 seconds and mine is “they say the recipe for Sprite is Lemon and Lime but I tried to make it at home, there’s more to it than that”
May 23, 2025 at 4:04 PM