Bruce Wayne at a mega-yacht party, pretending to be on a date with three supermodels at once:
Bruce Wayne after a neurotoxin in the milopita paralyzes almost everyone aboard. A braile message on the edge of each dessert knife says the antidote is hidden "where gray-eyes wink":
Bruce Wayne after a neurotoxin in the milopita paralyzes almost everyone aboard. A braile message on the edge of each dessert knife says the antidote is hidden "where gray-eyes wink":
December 9, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Bruce Wayne at a mega-yacht party, pretending to be on a date with three supermodels at once:
Bruce Wayne after a neurotoxin in the milopita paralyzes almost everyone aboard. A braile message on the edge of each dessert knife says the antidote is hidden "where gray-eyes wink":
Bruce Wayne after a neurotoxin in the milopita paralyzes almost everyone aboard. A braile message on the edge of each dessert knife says the antidote is hidden "where gray-eyes wink":
Ngl one of the things I don't mind about later spiderman stories is they coped to the idea that being a nerd doesn't make you a social outcast anymore. That being said I kind of wished they leaned more into a Daria it's your own fault you suck then just giving him a bunch of supermodels.
December 10, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Ngl one of the things I don't mind about later spiderman stories is they coped to the idea that being a nerd doesn't make you a social outcast anymore. That being said I kind of wished they leaned more into a Daria it's your own fault you suck then just giving him a bunch of supermodels.
#20SongsByYear 1️⃣9️⃣9️⃣2️⃣
#MusicChallenge
Day1️⃣4️⃣
🗣️ George Michael
🔊 Too Funky
George Michael’s Too Funky was lead single to charity album Red Hot & Dance- peaking at #10 on #USBBHot100.
Too Funky single featured GM b side Crazy Man Dance.
Supermodels returned for #GeorgeMichael #TooFunky promo.
#MusicChallenge
Day1️⃣4️⃣
🗣️ George Michael
🔊 Too Funky
George Michael’s Too Funky was lead single to charity album Red Hot & Dance- peaking at #10 on #USBBHot100.
Too Funky single featured GM b side Crazy Man Dance.
Supermodels returned for #GeorgeMichael #TooFunky promo.
December 7, 2025 at 11:28 AM
#20SongsByYear 1️⃣9️⃣9️⃣2️⃣
#MusicChallenge
Day1️⃣4️⃣
🗣️ George Michael
🔊 Too Funky
George Michael’s Too Funky was lead single to charity album Red Hot & Dance- peaking at #10 on #USBBHot100.
Too Funky single featured GM b side Crazy Man Dance.
Supermodels returned for #GeorgeMichael #TooFunky promo.
#MusicChallenge
Day1️⃣4️⃣
🗣️ George Michael
🔊 Too Funky
George Michael’s Too Funky was lead single to charity album Red Hot & Dance- peaking at #10 on #USBBHot100.
Too Funky single featured GM b side Crazy Man Dance.
Supermodels returned for #GeorgeMichael #TooFunky promo.
Episode 6: HDP. Gosh what fun it was! Directed by the brilliant Gandja Monteiro, written by the lovely Vera Blasi. There’s nothing like being a scene partner to the majestic Rhea👑 ❤️ Thanks to our incredible crew, cast and the iconic WestGate in Vegas!🕺🏽🍸✨🥛
#Pluribus
#Pluribus
December 6, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Episode 6: HDP. Gosh what fun it was! Directed by the brilliant Gandja Monteiro, written by the lovely Vera Blasi. There’s nothing like being a scene partner to the majestic Rhea👑 ❤️ Thanks to our incredible crew, cast and the iconic WestGate in Vegas!🕺🏽🍸✨🥛
#Pluribus
#Pluribus
dude could not even muster enough courage to lie and say he fucked some supermodels or even dated them. "i met supermodels" is the least compelling tradeoff for losing all my friends ive ever imagined
December 4, 2025 at 11:03 PM
dude could not even muster enough courage to lie and say he fucked some supermodels or even dated them. "i met supermodels" is the least compelling tradeoff for losing all my friends ive ever imagined
The model and actress on party dressing, polka-dot tights and the 1990s supermodels ⬇️
Kaia Gerber: ‘I learnt from my mom, Cindy Crawford, that less is more’
The model and actress on party dressing, polka-dot tights and the 1990s supermodels
www.thetimes.com
December 6, 2025 at 8:02 AM
The model and actress on party dressing, polka-dot tights and the 1990s supermodels ⬇️
Raise your hand if supermodels crawling on the ground in that video kicked off your sexual awakening
Catch me in the kitchen screaming out "aaaalllll we have to doooooo is take these lies, and make them truuuuuue".
December 5, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Raise your hand if supermodels crawling on the ground in that video kicked off your sexual awakening
Just two (relatively) short queens banding together in a sea of Amazonian supermodels 😅
December 7, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Just two (relatively) short queens banding together in a sea of Amazonian supermodels 😅
New episode of the improv comedy podcast features fellow podcaster Mandy Kaplan (of Make Me A Nerd Podcast) who talks about her island Mandasia, home of the supermodels
December 7, 2025 at 10:43 AM
New episode of the improv comedy podcast features fellow podcaster Mandy Kaplan (of Make Me A Nerd Podcast) who talks about her island Mandasia, home of the supermodels
Spoilers for Pluribus E6...
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Diabate is down to get freaky with:
- Younger supermodels
- Older hotel maids
- Bond villains
So... did he and John Cena...?
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Diabate is down to get freaky with:
- Younger supermodels
- Older hotel maids
- Bond villains
So... did he and John Cena...?
December 5, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Spoilers for Pluribus E6...
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Diabate is down to get freaky with:
- Younger supermodels
- Older hotel maids
- Bond villains
So... did he and John Cena...?
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Diabate is down to get freaky with:
- Younger supermodels
- Older hotel maids
- Bond villains
So... did he and John Cena...?
oh yeah this sounds like a great idea- make it into a giant music festival! on an island, loads of great artists ! AND supermodels! you can party with on your own beach front bungalow
December 3, 2025 at 11:30 PM
oh yeah this sounds like a great idea- make it into a giant music festival! on an island, loads of great artists ! AND supermodels! you can party with on your own beach front bungalow
#MusicChallenge
#MusicSky
#CelebrityGuest
The Supermodels: Naomi Campbell, Cindy Crawford, Linda Evangelista, Tatjana Patitz, and Christy Turlington
George Michael - Freedom! ’90
#MusicSky
#CelebrityGuest
The Supermodels: Naomi Campbell, Cindy Crawford, Linda Evangelista, Tatjana Patitz, and Christy Turlington
George Michael - Freedom! ’90
December 1, 2025 at 12:43 PM
#MusicChallenge
#MusicSky
#CelebrityGuest
The Supermodels: Naomi Campbell, Cindy Crawford, Linda Evangelista, Tatjana Patitz, and Christy Turlington
George Michael - Freedom! ’90
#MusicSky
#CelebrityGuest
The Supermodels: Naomi Campbell, Cindy Crawford, Linda Evangelista, Tatjana Patitz, and Christy Turlington
George Michael - Freedom! ’90
Jesus fucking Christ what I have learned from this year’s summary of my garbage music tastes and habits is that I don’t give a fuck if I’m poly I am never dating again.
December 3, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Jesus fucking Christ what I have learned from this year’s summary of my garbage music tastes and habits is that I don’t give a fuck if I’m poly I am never dating again.
Which means this guy's simpering, embarrassing post is meant only for his boss, the stupidest man on earth.
Imagine having to post, in public, stuff even more embarrassing than claiming you just had a threesome with supermodels while doing a sick kickflip over the grand canyon on a skateboard
Imagine having to post, in public, stuff even more embarrassing than claiming you just had a threesome with supermodels while doing a sick kickflip over the grand canyon on a skateboard
November 28, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Which means this guy's simpering, embarrassing post is meant only for his boss, the stupidest man on earth.
Imagine having to post, in public, stuff even more embarrassing than claiming you just had a threesome with supermodels while doing a sick kickflip over the grand canyon on a skateboard
Imagine having to post, in public, stuff even more embarrassing than claiming you just had a threesome with supermodels while doing a sick kickflip over the grand canyon on a skateboard
How on EARTH can precious newbie #MegabushChicken be so utterly adorable?! 🐦⬛ One of Mother Nature's supermodels for sure 🪞🐔♥️
And she's also a sweet, friendly girl & a good pal to fellow newbie #ChiliChicken, a beauty in her own right of crs 🥰
#FriendsNotFood
#FamilyNotFood
#AllLivesArePrecious
And she's also a sweet, friendly girl & a good pal to fellow newbie #ChiliChicken, a beauty in her own right of crs 🥰
#FriendsNotFood
#FamilyNotFood
#AllLivesArePrecious
November 29, 2025 at 10:49 AM
How on EARTH can precious newbie #MegabushChicken be so utterly adorable?! 🐦⬛ One of Mother Nature's supermodels for sure 🪞🐔♥️
And she's also a sweet, friendly girl & a good pal to fellow newbie #ChiliChicken, a beauty in her own right of crs 🥰
#FriendsNotFood
#FamilyNotFood
#AllLivesArePrecious
And she's also a sweet, friendly girl & a good pal to fellow newbie #ChiliChicken, a beauty in her own right of crs 🥰
#FriendsNotFood
#FamilyNotFood
#AllLivesArePrecious
it’s like when supermodels do commercials for drugstore makeup
November 27, 2025 at 5:28 PM
it’s like when supermodels do commercials for drugstore makeup
if you watched a lot of cable around 1999/2000, you probably saw the ad for the DVD constantly. "supermodels taking a dump" permanently replaced useful information in my brain.
November 27, 2025 at 7:08 PM
if you watched a lot of cable around 1999/2000, you probably saw the ad for the DVD constantly. "supermodels taking a dump" permanently replaced useful information in my brain.
time for me to dust off my script about the blond haired, orange skinned real estate mogul who moonlights as a secret agent saving the world from leftists when he's not busy turning away legions of sexy supermodels.
Agent Shmonald Shmump, coming summer 2026 from Paramount
Agent Shmonald Shmump, coming summer 2026 from Paramount
I teased this last night in What I’m Hearing but now confirmed: Paramount WILL release Rush Hour 4 after prodding from Trump on behalf of Brett Ratner. Distribution deal. Producer Tarak Ben Ammar is lining up financing. Get ready for the dumbest possible state-controlled media.
November 25, 2025 at 6:27 PM
time for me to dust off my script about the blond haired, orange skinned real estate mogul who moonlights as a secret agent saving the world from leftists when he's not busy turning away legions of sexy supermodels.
Agent Shmonald Shmump, coming summer 2026 from Paramount
Agent Shmonald Shmump, coming summer 2026 from Paramount
INT Shmump Tower - DAY
A VERY SEXY SECRETARY
Oh Agent Shmump you've done it again, you have killed over 100,000 antifa while also sexually satisfying 10,000 very hot "10" supermodels
SHMONALD SHMUMP
I'm very strong. I'm very powerful. Some say I'm the best agent with secrets. Many are saying it.
A VERY SEXY SECRETARY
Oh Agent Shmump you've done it again, you have killed over 100,000 antifa while also sexually satisfying 10,000 very hot "10" supermodels
SHMONALD SHMUMP
I'm very strong. I'm very powerful. Some say I'm the best agent with secrets. Many are saying it.
November 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM
INT Shmump Tower - DAY
A VERY SEXY SECRETARY
Oh Agent Shmump you've done it again, you have killed over 100,000 antifa while also sexually satisfying 10,000 very hot "10" supermodels
SHMONALD SHMUMP
I'm very strong. I'm very powerful. Some say I'm the best agent with secrets. Many are saying it.
A VERY SEXY SECRETARY
Oh Agent Shmump you've done it again, you have killed over 100,000 antifa while also sexually satisfying 10,000 very hot "10" supermodels
SHMONALD SHMUMP
I'm very strong. I'm very powerful. Some say I'm the best agent with secrets. Many are saying it.
That's a universal feeling for anyone but supermodels I think.
November 26, 2025 at 3:55 AM
That's a universal feeling for anyone but supermodels I think.
I had a dream this morning that pat and woolie suddenly looked way different like supermodels with lush heads of hair and chiseled jaws
November 24, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I had a dream this morning that pat and woolie suddenly looked way different like supermodels with lush heads of hair and chiseled jaws
Model nox looks like supermodels of the future
Like 80s but futuristic
Like 80s but futuristic
November 24, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Model nox looks like supermodels of the future
Like 80s but futuristic
Like 80s but futuristic
bella hadid
#bellahadid #supermodels #artist #artwork #vogue #model #photography #vogueitalia #elle #instagood #backstage #design #photooftheday #fashion #arte #instagram #sketch #beautiful #artoftheday #fashion #fanart #star #picoftheday #draw #follow #photo #modeling #style #parisfashionweek
#bellahadid #supermodels #artist #artwork #vogue #model #photography #vogueitalia #elle #instagood #backstage #design #photooftheday #fashion #arte #instagram #sketch #beautiful #artoftheday #fashion #fanart #star #picoftheday #draw #follow #photo #modeling #style #parisfashionweek
November 22, 2025 at 8:44 PM