#thisneverhappens
My seatmates for my ✈️ flight to #Phoenix for #ataworlds 🥋. #lucky 🍀 #thisneverhappens
July 22, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I did a quick inventory of my pantry to see if I had any black eyed peas for New Year's Day, and I do. I thought I did. They were even in the jar I thought they were in. #thisneverhappens
December 19, 2024 at 4:45 PM
My beloved just read the new opening to my chapter and said, “You know I’m not blowing smoke because I love criticizing your writing, but if you start with what you just showed me, it is going to knock editors’ socks off because it’s so original and unexpected.” #ThisNeverHappens
The 5 stages of my partner reading my work:

1) quibble with a word
2) quibble with a paragraph
3) quibble with a major claim
4) it’s good but…
5) (an hour later) this is amazing.
February 10, 2024 at 7:04 PM
This is incredible. These two never cuddle together. Like, ever. I’d never have believed it if I hadn’t seen it myself. #cats #kitties #twocats #cuddle #snuggle #catcatcat #kittykittykitty #4 #xena #thisneverhappens #cutenessoverload
February 9, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Guys. I slept 11 hours straight. Eleven hours. Holy shit. #ThisNeverHappens #BrainImListening
November 13, 2024 at 7:37 AM
Hey! I'm caught up on my bills! #ThisNeverHappens
December 16, 2024 at 1:15 PM
I have a full day tomorrow with no meetings. Is this an April Fools prank? #ThisNeverHappens
November 12, 2024 at 1:09 AM
Waiting for a web based login process to log me in... imagine THAT! #ThisNeverHappens
December 7, 2024 at 1:17 PM
Yelled at a driver who nearly sideswiped me today. They pulled over and apologized. #thisneverhappens #thishappened #bikeTO
November 24, 2024 at 5:00 PM