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Next week, MUH, GOD, KING! THEY'RE GONNA SETTLE THINGS IN A STEEL CAGE MATCH! "The Steel Cage Flower-Viewing Death Match!" #UruseiYatsura
February 11, 2026 at 6:12 AM
Next week, MUH, GOD, KING! THEY'RE GONNA SETTLE THINGS IN A STEEL CAGE MATCH! "The Steel Cage Flower-Viewing Death Match!" #UruseiYatsura
It's not bad. It's not the classroom has to be silent ep (My absolute favorite of Oshii's run), but it's decent enough. Again, the beatings and the kissing gets so repeated you can't help BUT laugh. #UruseiYatsura
February 11, 2026 at 6:10 AM
It's not bad. It's not the classroom has to be silent ep (My absolute favorite of Oshii's run), but it's decent enough. Again, the beatings and the kissing gets so repeated you can't help BUT laugh. #UruseiYatsura
Lum eats her depression away and ti ends with Ataru's face hitting glass as Lum pulls in one last attraction. #UruseiYatsura
February 11, 2026 at 6:09 AM
Lum eats her depression away and ti ends with Ataru's face hitting glass as Lum pulls in one last attraction. #UruseiYatsura
This is kinda like that ED 209 scene in the first RoboCop, it's not just that it's being done over & over again, it's being done over and over and over AND OVER AND OVER again to where repetition is ridiculous, so this just gets funnier and crazier as it goes on. #UruseiYatsura
February 11, 2026 at 6:07 AM
This is kinda like that ED 209 scene in the first RoboCop, it's not just that it's being done over & over again, it's being done over and over and over AND OVER AND OVER again to where repetition is ridiculous, so this just gets funnier and crazier as it goes on. #UruseiYatsura
Honestly, the best part is the girls kicking ass. I can watch that all day...especially since they reuse the footage. #UruseiYatsura
February 11, 2026 at 6:05 AM
Honestly, the best part is the girls kicking ass. I can watch that all day...especially since they reuse the footage. #UruseiYatsura
Shinobu gets drafted (Not by choice) and she...
*SMASH*
...has faster reactions than even Ryuu, as she refuses to be kissed by anybody outside the right guy...yeah, you can guess what happened. #UruseiYatsura
*SMASH*
...has faster reactions than even Ryuu, as she refuses to be kissed by anybody outside the right guy...yeah, you can guess what happened. #UruseiYatsura
February 11, 2026 at 6:04 AM
Shinobu gets drafted (Not by choice) and she...
*SMASH*
...has faster reactions than even Ryuu, as she refuses to be kissed by anybody outside the right guy...yeah, you can guess what happened. #UruseiYatsura
*SMASH*
...has faster reactions than even Ryuu, as she refuses to be kissed by anybody outside the right guy...yeah, you can guess what happened. #UruseiYatsura
Everybody, including Cherry, gets in on the act and..well...do I need to say anything beyond magnetic lipstick and "Naruto moment?" #UruseiYatsura
February 11, 2026 at 6:02 AM
Everybody, including Cherry, gets in on the act and..well...do I need to say anything beyond magnetic lipstick and "Naruto moment?" #UruseiYatsura
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Mendou, knowing Lum has the lipstick on, says ok to this...forgetting Ataru still has his on.
HEY, remember that infamous moment in Naruto I referenced a bit ago? That! #UruseiYatsura
HEY, remember that infamous moment in Naruto I referenced a bit ago? That! #UruseiYatsura
February 11, 2026 at 6:01 AM
Mendou, knowing Lum has the lipstick on, says ok to this...forgetting Ataru still has his on.
HEY, remember that infamous moment in Naruto I referenced a bit ago? That! #UruseiYatsura
HEY, remember that infamous moment in Naruto I referenced a bit ago? That! #UruseiYatsura
Ataru's forced to explain everything, Mendou rants that it's unfair to women (Yeah, right, we all know what's coming), but the head stormtrooper doesn't even bother hiding his plans...and the girls wanna use it...on Mendou... #UruseiYatsura
February 11, 2026 at 5:59 AM
Ataru's forced to explain everything, Mendou rants that it's unfair to women (Yeah, right, we all know what's coming), but the head stormtrooper doesn't even bother hiding his plans...and the girls wanna use it...on Mendou... #UruseiYatsura
Ataru looks around on who wants the lipstick and goes right for Ryuu. She proceeds to put it on, then Ataru joins in, but just as the pull happened...
*PUNCH*
...Ryuu has faster reaction. Because Lum still has her's on, both Ataru and Ryuu are being pulled in. #UruseiYatsura
*PUNCH*
...Ryuu has faster reaction. Because Lum still has her's on, both Ataru and Ryuu are being pulled in. #UruseiYatsura
February 11, 2026 at 5:56 AM
Ataru looks around on who wants the lipstick and goes right for Ryuu. She proceeds to put it on, then Ataru joins in, but just as the pull happened...
*PUNCH*
...Ryuu has faster reaction. Because Lum still has her's on, both Ataru and Ryuu are being pulled in. #UruseiYatsura
*PUNCH*
...Ryuu has faster reaction. Because Lum still has her's on, both Ataru and Ryuu are being pulled in. #UruseiYatsura
Ataru seemingly gets rid of it, but he figures with it, he can put it on women's lips and get all the kisses he wants.
...ya know, there's a reason the Ranma reboot is set in the 80's...when's the UY one? #UruseiYatsura
...ya know, there's a reason the Ranma reboot is set in the 80's...when's the UY one? #UruseiYatsura
February 11, 2026 at 5:51 AM
Ataru seemingly gets rid of it, but he figures with it, he can put it on women's lips and get all the kisses he wants.
...ya know, there's a reason the Ranma reboot is set in the 80's...when's the UY one? #UruseiYatsura
...ya know, there's a reason the Ranma reboot is set in the 80's...when's the UY one? #UruseiYatsura
"A man and a woman kiss because both of them want to." ...the fact that this was Ataru that said it? Suddenly, every couple in the world feels like somebody walked on their graves and have no clue why. #UruseiYatsura
February 11, 2026 at 5:49 AM
"A man and a woman kiss because both of them want to." ...the fact that this was Ataru that said it? Suddenly, every couple in the world feels like somebody walked on their graves and have no clue why. #UruseiYatsura
Ataru sees this first hand when Lum accidentally marks Ten across his face and starts kissing much to Ten's own disgust. #UruseiYatsura
February 11, 2026 at 5:46 AM
Ataru sees this first hand when Lum accidentally marks Ten across his face and starts kissing much to Ten's own disgust. #UruseiYatsura
...now he's on all 4s and howling at the moon...
Did I mention I'm going with mental baggage? #UruseiYatsura
Did I mention I'm going with mental baggage? #UruseiYatsura
(Sees the head stormtrooper's dream) Mental baggage. I'm going with mental baggage. #UruseiYatsura
(Sees how the head stormtrooper reacts to the ad and how it makes him lust for Lum even more)
...at times I wonder if me being a 43 year old virgin was either just me being unlucky...or a sign from God that I don't need mental baggage... #UruseiYatsura
...at times I wonder if me being a 43 year old virgin was either just me being unlucky...or a sign from God that I don't need mental baggage... #UruseiYatsura
February 11, 2026 at 5:43 AM
...now he's on all 4s and howling at the moon...
Did I mention I'm going with mental baggage? #UruseiYatsura
Did I mention I'm going with mental baggage? #UruseiYatsura
(Sees the head stormtrooper's dream) Mental baggage. I'm going with mental baggage. #UruseiYatsura
(Sees how the head stormtrooper reacts to the ad and how it makes him lust for Lum even more)
...at times I wonder if me being a 43 year old virgin was either just me being unlucky...or a sign from God that I don't need mental baggage... #UruseiYatsura
...at times I wonder if me being a 43 year old virgin was either just me being unlucky...or a sign from God that I don't need mental baggage... #UruseiYatsura
February 11, 2026 at 5:42 AM
(Sees the head stormtrooper's dream) Mental baggage. I'm going with mental baggage. #UruseiYatsura
(Sees how the head stormtrooper reacts to the ad and how it makes him lust for Lum even more)
...at times I wonder if me being a 43 year old virgin was either just me being unlucky...or a sign from God that I don't need mental baggage... #UruseiYatsura
...at times I wonder if me being a 43 year old virgin was either just me being unlucky...or a sign from God that I don't need mental baggage... #UruseiYatsura
February 11, 2026 at 5:40 AM
(Sees how the head stormtrooper reacts to the ad and how it makes him lust for Lum even more)
...at times I wonder if me being a 43 year old virgin was either just me being unlucky...or a sign from God that I don't need mental baggage... #UruseiYatsura
...at times I wonder if me being a 43 year old virgin was either just me being unlucky...or a sign from God that I don't need mental baggage... #UruseiYatsura
Lum is walking around and seeing couple after couple and getting more depressed.
Oh, yeah, it's Valentine's Day this week! #UruseiYatsura
Oh, yeah, it's Valentine's Day this week! #UruseiYatsura
February 11, 2026 at 5:37 AM
Lum is walking around and seeing couple after couple and getting more depressed.
Oh, yeah, it's Valentine's Day this week! #UruseiYatsura
Oh, yeah, it's Valentine's Day this week! #UruseiYatsura
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"You've never...kissed me..." Ya know, we got spoiled by Beautiful Dreamer...it found away to make Ataru likeable...but still Ataru... #uruseiYatsura
February 11, 2026 at 5:26 AM
"You've never...kissed me..." Ya know, we got spoiled by Beautiful Dreamer...it found away to make Ataru likeable...but still Ataru... #uruseiYatsura
We open with Lum and Ataru at a restaurant where Lum sees a lipstick ad.
...God help this ep if she saw an ad for cigarettes instead... #UruseiYatsura
...God help this ep if she saw an ad for cigarettes instead... #UruseiYatsura
February 11, 2026 at 5:25 AM
We open with Lum and Ataru at a restaurant where Lum sees a lipstick ad.
...God help this ep if she saw an ad for cigarettes instead... #UruseiYatsura
...God help this ep if she saw an ad for cigarettes instead... #UruseiYatsura
Up next, Lum makes some lipstick that even the guys put on as it makes people even more flirtatious...
And by flirtatious, I mean "Hey, remember what happened between Naruto and Sasuke?" "Unremovable Magic Lipstick!" #UruseiYatsura
And by flirtatious, I mean "Hey, remember what happened between Naruto and Sasuke?" "Unremovable Magic Lipstick!" #UruseiYatsura
February 11, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Up next, Lum makes some lipstick that even the guys put on as it makes people even more flirtatious...
And by flirtatious, I mean "Hey, remember what happened between Naruto and Sasuke?" "Unremovable Magic Lipstick!" #UruseiYatsura
And by flirtatious, I mean "Hey, remember what happened between Naruto and Sasuke?" "Unremovable Magic Lipstick!" #UruseiYatsura