#wankpanzer
I believe the correct term is wankpanzer chief
November 11, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I flip them the bird every time I see a Wankpanzer.
November 12, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Ooooooh a classic. Wankpanzer AND double-space dickheadery KLAXON!

#YPLAC
November 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Glad someone reminded people WHO was being paid $1 Trillion.

Elon Musk, world's richest Nazi.

What is going on? Why is this acceptable? Why are people just shrugging and continuing on with their day?

#nazinotforme #tesla #nazi #musk #wankpanzer #wftihrn
November 7, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Wrong. Open your eyes when you drive. The Federal government not only funds highways and transportation infrastructure, but set vehicle safety standards. There's a reason the Tesla WankPanzer is banned in the UK and the EU. Mandatory speed limiters is from EU law. Canada could do the same.
November 4, 2025 at 1:29 PM
WANKPANZER KLAXON (Hasn't had a run out for a while)

#YPLAC
November 1, 2025 at 7:04 AM
What sort of scumbag thinks driving like this is acceptable? This one's getting reported to Op Snap.
October 29, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Don't forget to fail to make eye contact with the jerk of a pickup truck driver who has parked himself in the pedestrian crossing.
October 28, 2025 at 12:32 AM
today’s #yaddayadda is a memepost from the #incelcamino #wankpanzer bar, with an unusual Sunday cathechism:

BE UNGOVERNABLE, like Sugar

🎶 fuck you, i won’t do what you tell me 🎶

#anarchy #antifa #memes #horses
October 26, 2025 at 5:02 PM
100%
Wankpanzer
October 23, 2025 at 12:49 PM
What's the Feng Shui then of a wankpanzer parked on the footway then?
My favourite objection to a cycle hanger was the "Poor Feng Shui" one, sub'd to Brent Council in Jan 2020.

The cycle hanger was installed.
#PoorFengShui
October 20, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Smacked the side if this Wankpanzer for doing a right on red (illegal in the entire city if New York) right as I was crossing, go figure it's some jackass NYPD is letting drive around without license plates.
October 20, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Every time I see a cybertruck on the road I just mentally explode it and will the driver to kys but this was especially egregious as they painted it. Purple. Why would you do that to the color purple? Put it on a wankpanzer? Bad
October 20, 2025 at 7:51 PM
two family cars arrive with kids for a family gathering. Posted without comment.
October 19, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Known in parts of Europe as a 'WankPanzer'
October 18, 2025 at 7:14 PM
You spoke to *all* the wankpanzer drivers? That’s some real gumshoe journalism here
October 16, 2025 at 11:09 AM
I'm gonna pass on this one. I could not care less about what the owners of the Wankpanzer think.
October 16, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Wankpanzer levy. Hurrah.
Well done Cardiff.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Cardiff may become UK's first city to impose SUV parking premium
Owners of large cars such as SUVs would be charged more to encourage switching to smaller vehicles.
www.bbc.co.uk
October 16, 2025 at 2:05 PM
At least sports cars and motorcycles are fun to drive. Sure you have issues and are dealing with them in an unhealthy way, but at least you'll have fun.

There is no fun to be had with a WankPanzer. Or actual oversized trucks.
October 16, 2025 at 7:03 PM
In general, if you'd rather have a Cybertruck than have your wife in your life, you might consider that you're not actually attracted to women and/or don't really love your wife. You're attracted to and love.... something else. Either Elon, the brand, or the wankpanzer itself.

jmo.
October 16, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Except when they get tired they’re gonna look around. Happens already with real life pr0n. Unrealistic expectations of how women behave when an incel with a Wankpanzer drives up to them.
October 14, 2025 at 11:54 PM
But isn't the #wankpanzer rated for off road? Just because you can buy a vehicle with the kinetic energy of a combat vehicle doesn't mean you should.
October 13, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Was viele nicht wissen: Mit der Begründung „Ist ja sonst nix frei.“* darf man seinen Wankpanzer völlig legal auf dem Bürgersteig parken.

*außer das Parkdeck 50m weiter, aber das kostet halt nen Euro, wenn man nicht bei Rewe einkauft
October 13, 2025 at 4:01 PM