#witzdestages
British Humour: As I was leaving the art museum, I got arrested for stealing a painting. I found it strange, because earlier when I asked the guide if I could take a picture, he said, yes!

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January 13, 2026 at 2:41 PM
British Humor: What do gingerbread men put on their beds? Cookie sheets!
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December 23, 2025 at 2:23 PM
British Humor: If they were going to make a British food version of „Game Of Thrones“, they’d name it „Game Of Scones“.
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November 18, 2025 at 2:41 PM
# Gelsenkirchen # bahn # humor # witzdestages Heute in der WAZ. Rubrik »Heute vor 25 Jahren«. 🤣😭

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November 6, 2025 at 4:02 PM
#gelsenkirchen #bahn #humor #witzdestages
Heute in der WAZ. Rubrik »Heute vor 25 Jahren«. 🤣😭
November 6, 2025 at 3:34 PM
British Humor: Just recently, a multi-year project to renovate and restore London's historic landmark Big Ben was completed.
They had men working around the clock.
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November 4, 2025 at 2:41 PM
British Humour: What is a clinical trial done in October called?
A trick or treatment.
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October 21, 2025 at 1:21 PM
British Humour I was planning on doing some knitting. But I will knot.
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October 7, 2025 at 1:24 PM
British Humour: I tried to start a taxi business, but it just didn’t have the drive I expected.
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September 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Konnte erst jetzt den #witzdestages lesen:

15:06 Trump: Geduld mit Putin neigt sich dem Ende +++

Was darf Satire?
September 12, 2025 at 7:42 PM
British Humour: Where is a place where January comes after February and December comes before September.
In the dictionary.
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September 9, 2025 at 1:22 PM
British Humour: I love summer in the UK. My favourite day of the year.

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August 26, 2025 at 1:11 PM
British Humor: What do you do with 100 peaches?
You eat what you can, and you can, what you can't.
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August 12, 2025 at 1:11 PM
British Humor: What do you call a waiting line of little girls' dolls? A Barbie-queue.

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July 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
July 26, 2025 at 7:11 PM
British Humour: What does a policeman have with his whisky? Just ice.
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July 15, 2025 at 1:11 PM
British Humor: What did the mama Llama say to the baby llama as they prepared for a picnic? Alpaca lunch!

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June 17, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Hör den Witz des Tages vom 29.03.2025: "Freitag der 13." 😹 #WitzDesTages https://fefd.link/m0JiI
June 13, 2025 at 9:56 PM
"Hör den Witz des Tages 'Schokolade und Tränen' von 28.05.2025! " #WitzDesTages https://fefd.link/OP49D
June 2, 2025 at 6:22 PM
British Humour: What do you call strawberries playing guitars? A strawberry jam session!
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May 20, 2025 at 1:18 PM
British Humour: What season is it when you are on a trampoline in May?
Spring-time.

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May 6, 2025 at 1:11 PM