by John Larson
by John Larson
Me: *realizes I have never spent ten sustained seconds not vibrating wildly*
by John Larson
by John Larson
My barista, just now: I know the face of every person that walks into this cafe and orders *tea*.
by John Larson
by John Larson
In the last year I have been hearing about Gene Wolfe and M John Harrison, both of him were prolific for decades and who never flitted across my radar. How?
by John Larson
by John Larson
Me: Ye-es. You can have your coffee in... in my favorite mug.
Them: Mmm. Thank you! This is delicious. Do you have cream, though?
Me: No you're doing it wrong. Stop that. She doesn't like her handle touched.
by John Larson
by John Larson
Me: Okay, MOM. Calm down, I'll be fine.
Me, later: shit i forgot sunscreen
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*scans horizon*
Hellooooooo...?
by John Larson
by John Larson
by John Larson
by John Larson
by John Larson
by John Larson
by John Larson
The steaming chemistry between Jess and Nigel on that show is legendary. The way she was flighty but lovable and he was stoic and drank various teas from delicate china.
Stiffens my upper lip to think about it.
by John Larson
Shit, I gave away the end.
by John Larson
by John Larson
by John Larson
by John Larson
Box turtles can live over 50 years.
by John Larson
by John Larson
by John Larson