she doesn't know that i just shot her with my beam cannon

what if instead of saying 'hoooooooo' owls said 'oooooooowl'

gratuitous tail shot

they're spreading lies about me and pretending not to get my awesome jokes

this has a lot of potential i think

person 1: darn, i just missed my reservation at the spikes restaurant (restaurant where they put spikes in your food)!
person 2: oh no, what time was it at?
person 1: 8:30

okay so you know that joke where it's like "what time is your dentist appointment/tooth hurty"? so my premise is that it's like, "what time is your reservation at the evil restaurant/8:30". do you get it?

damn ok

carving pumpkins in "The Annual Ghost Town Pumpkin Festival" game from itch io

cumulonimbus

no one on bsky has free will

free will check #greenburgerhelper

'i bought it before he went crazy' sticker on your ford model t

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
August 24,1946

sister

so how did the skater boy in that avril lavine song end up being a guitarist? i'm not saying you can't have multiple interests, but actually getting good at either of those things takes a ton of time, and risking breaking your wrist skating doesn't mesh with guitar practice. was he actually a poser?

the difficulty spike between blue birds and moai doo wop is the kind of wrath they talk about in the bible. what the fuck

its fucking impossible to get the barks right

shoutout to his family

here's my pitch for a game about what it's like to be sylvie:

cook serve delicious, but there's also button prompts for having to speak to the customers, and every time, one of the dialogue options is telling them to kill themselves or threatening them with violence (if you pick it you lose)

tag four blokes who do fuck all

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