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99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 30m

@wordsmithgetxo.bsky.social Getxo Freak On

#SpainInASongOrMovie

a woman wearing a camouflage jacket and hoop earrings is smiling and looking at the camera .

ALT: a woman wearing a camouflage jacket and hoop earrings is smiling and looking at the camera .

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99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 37m

"Ambulance'll take an hour"

🏰meg⚔️ @Birthright Audiobook! @impavid.us · 2d

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.

99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 40m

I have been surprisingly productive this week. Amazing what can be accomplished when I'm not stressed to fuck because of the fuckwits next door

99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 41m

The last garden strim of the season is complete 💪 Very little hay fever, so that's a win

99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 1h

Pig for six for one

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99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 2h

'But under no circumstances must we touch tips during this threesome'

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99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 3h

Hyacinth's indoor-outdoor barbeque with finger buffet is amazing #KeepingUpAppearances

99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 3h

Forge a signature on it, maybe write 'Condolences, thanks for being in my gang. Love, Gary xxx' and send it to Ian Watkins' funeral

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99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 3h

🎶 Someone saved my life tonight, Sugar Bear 🎶

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99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 4h

Well, someone's got to be a guinea pig for these things 😂 How do you think ket went from horse tranquilliser to club drug? 😂

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99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 4h

Me at 50 every time I see a decorative urn: “What's a Greek urn? About 20 euros an hour”

99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 4h

And it's not a new problem either, its been like that for as long as I can remember

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99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 5h

Please enjoy this soggy cobweb with my compliments

99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 6h

The Blues Brothers is on at a quarter to 11 tonight

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99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 6h

LOL, another reason to not watch, he's odious 🤢

Actually shocked that they've not shown him in his budgie smugglers yet, that's usually the first thing. Even on the radio 😂

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99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 7h

It's not for me either. Also, Paloma fucking Faith is on it, and I'd rather not put my fist through the screen

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99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 7h

It's looking pretty Valette outside right now

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99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 16h

This medication for depression might make you suicidal 🤪

Since I last watched, we've moved onto baldness cures and weight loss injections. Would kill for a Geico ad right now

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99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 17h

I've found a new snide US TV stream site and I'm excited to get back on the adverts for insurance, fast food and assorted medical complaints. I hope the Peyronie's ad is still running

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99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 17h

This thread about the Mr Global competition is top notch

Bevis Musson @bevismusson.bsky.social · 21h

Mr Brazil starts us off inoffensively enough with a fairly boring suit but my goodness he's selling it with that walk. He does get a bonus point for the suit clearly fitting though, because as you will see that is not always a given...

A photo of a contestant at Mister Global 2025

99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 18h

It's dyed it back to my natural colour 😂

99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 18h

It's true

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99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 18h

For some reason, I am watching some Hobbity film, I don't know which one. Dobby looks a bit upset, I assume that he's not had a sock thrown at him yet

99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 19h

I have a feeling that this isn't going to be light ash blonde

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99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 19h

Who's got a bit of spare cash and wants to go on an epic chazza adventure??

www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar...

Fans discover Neighbours memorabilia donated to charity shop

A charity store in suburban Melbourne has become a hot spot for Neighbours devotees after a fan discovered it was selling priceless memorabilia from the axed soap.

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