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~𝑴𝑺. 𝑨𝑶𝑲𝑰 @abakinggoldpup.bsky.social · 3d

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That HARDLY counts as extra content Nintendo, and you know it! 💢

𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · 3d

Counterpoint: the added content for the Rosalina storybook.

~𝑴𝑺. 𝑨𝑶𝑲𝑰 @abakinggoldpup.bsky.social · 3d

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YOU DIDN'T EVEN PORT SUPER MARIO GALAXY 1 + 2 RIGHT AND EXPECT PEOPLE TO SPEND $70!?

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~𝑴𝑺. 𝑨𝑶𝑲𝑰 @abakinggoldpup.bsky.social · 3d

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YOU DIDN'T EVEN PORT SUPER MARIO GALAXY 1 + 2 RIGHT AND EXPECT PEOPLE TO SPEND $70!?

𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · 3d

No. Emulation, except for my own is bad, and always will be.

~𝑴𝑺. 𝑨𝑶𝑲𝑰 @abakinggoldpup.bsky.social · 3d

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Aaaw come on Big N! You gotta make an exception!

~𝑴𝑺. 𝑨𝑶𝑲𝑰 @abakinggoldpup.bsky.social · 3d

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But but... I've been waiting 20 years for this game! 20 YEARS!!

𝘒𝘙𝘠𝘗𝘛 @kryptthekangahog.bsky.social · 3d

Cross m' Worlds

~𝑴𝑺. 𝑨𝑶𝑲𝑰 @abakinggoldpup.bsky.social · 3d

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B-but... poyo!

~𝑴𝑺. 𝑨𝑶𝑲𝑰 @abakinggoldpup.bsky.social · 3d

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Eh? Oh, that's right! I completely forgot about Halloween! What are you going to be?

𝐀𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐚 @teenagemonkeyidol.bsky.social · 3d

“Got myself a Halloween costume.”

~𝑴𝑺. 𝑨𝑶𝑲𝑰 @abakinggoldpup.bsky.social · 3d

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Heeeey, what did I miss? I was totally NOT busy enjoying my new epic gaming console! (She bought the Switch 2) I might've passed out

~𝑴𝑺. 𝑨𝑶𝑲𝑰 @abakinggoldpup.bsky.social · 3d

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Aaaw come on Big N! You gotta make an exception!

𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · 3d

No.

I know WHAT you’re using.

~𝑴𝑺. 𝑨𝑶𝑲𝑰 @abakinggoldpup.bsky.social · 3d

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Uhhhh... R-right.... Does this mean I can use the totally real GameCube?

~𝑴𝑺. 𝑨𝑶𝑲𝑰 @abakinggoldpup.bsky.social · 3d

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Uhhhh... R-right.... Does this mean I can use the totally real GameCube?

𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · 3d

Thank you for supporting me, by the way.

~𝑴𝑺. 𝑨𝑶𝑲𝑰 @abakinggoldpup.bsky.social · 3d

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Heeeey, what did I miss? I was totally NOT busy enjoying my new epic gaming console! (She bought the Switch 2) I might've passed out

~𝑴𝑺. 𝑨𝑶𝑲𝑰 @abakinggoldpup.bsky.social · 3d

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B-but... poyo!

𝘒𝘙𝘠𝘗𝘛 @kryptthekangahog.bsky.social · 3d

Y'er th' reason why they keep winnin', man ...

~𝑴𝑺. 𝑨𝑶𝑲𝑰 @abakinggoldpup.bsky.social · 3d

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Heeeey, what did I miss? I was totally NOT busy enjoying my new epic gaming console! (She bought the Switch 2) I might've passed out

~𝑴𝑺. 𝑨𝑶𝑲𝑰 @abakinggoldpup.bsky.social · 3d

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Heeeey, what did I miss? I was totally NOT busy enjoying my new epic gaming console! (She bought the Switch 2) I might've passed out

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𝒟𝓇. 𝑀𝒾𝓁𝑒𝓈 𝐹𝑒𝓇𝓇𝒾𝓈 @ferrisrobotics.bsky.social · 4d

⠀⠀𝚂𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚜 𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗’𝚝 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝙸 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚍.

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~𝑴𝑺. 𝑨𝑶𝑲𝑰 @abakinggoldpup.bsky.social · 4d

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Shows up on the timeline...

Checks timeline...

.... (What the Sweet Honey on Ice Tea is happening?) 💭

.... Leaves...

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— TWO-TAILED @friendsnomore.bsky.social · 7d

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* YOU'RE *NOT* SONIC - !!

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< Portrayal of Outcome Memories Tails >
< Written by Mari >
< Info Below >

— TWO-TAILED @friendsnomore.bsky.social · 7d

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~𝑴𝑺. 𝑨𝑶𝑲𝑰 @abakinggoldpup.bsky.social · 28d

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Uhhh... 💧

That's an add on to the GameCube! Ya gotta be able to count those frames ahaha! Haaa.....

𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · 28d

Then why does it say FPS on the screen?

~𝑴𝑺. 𝑨𝑶𝑲𝑰 @abakinggoldpup.bsky.social · 28d

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No! It's a Special Edition GameCube console! It's made specifically for Kirby Air Ride!

~𝑴𝑺. 𝑨𝑶𝑲𝑰 @abakinggoldpup.bsky.social · 28d

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No! It's a Special Edition GameCube console! It's made specifically for Kirby Air Ride!

𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · 28d

Is that Dolphin Emulator you’re using?

~𝑴𝑺. 𝑨𝑶𝑲𝑰 @abakinggoldpup.bsky.social · 28d

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:3

Bark!

~𝑴𝑺. 𝑨𝑶𝑲𝑰 @abakinggoldpup.bsky.social · 28d

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:3

Bark!

𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · 28d

....

~𝑴𝑺. 𝑨𝑶𝑲𝑰 @abakinggoldpup.bsky.social · 28d

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This is a totally legal GameCube by the way. Please don't sue me Nintendo.

~𝑴𝑺. 𝑨𝑶𝑲𝑰 @abakinggoldpup.bsky.social · 28d

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This is a totally legal GameCube by the way. Please don't sue me Nintendo.

~𝑴𝑺. 𝑨𝑶𝑲𝑰 @abakinggoldpup.bsky.social · 28d

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"Trying to go all out in this game is REALLY HARD! I'VE BEEN SITTING ON MY BUTT FOR HOURS!"

~𝑴𝑺. 𝑨𝑶𝑲𝑰 @abakinggoldpup.bsky.social · 28d

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“RNG manipulation this RNG manipulation that! There's nothing working here! It's all completely random! All this talk about RNG manipulation sounds like witchcraft in Speedruns!”

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~𝑴𝑺. 𝑨𝑶𝑲𝑰 @abakinggoldpup.bsky.social · 28d

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"Trying to go all out in this game is REALLY HARD! I'VE BEEN SITTING ON MY BUTT FOR HOURS!"

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~𝑴𝑺. 𝑨𝑶𝑲𝑰 @abakinggoldpup.bsky.social · 29d

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Sad poyo noises...

“Wait a minute! Can't you just collect rings and use that!? You guys can just grab a boat load of them and get instantly rich!”

Zeena the Zeti @invidiousgreen.bsky.social · 29d

"FIFTY DOLLARS????"

~𝑴𝑺. 𝑨𝑶𝑲𝑰 @abakinggoldpup.bsky.social · 29d

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“but... But.... Poyo...” :(

~𝑴𝑺. 𝑨𝑶𝑲𝑰 @abakinggoldpup.bsky.social · 29d

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“But it's KIRBY! I CAN'T SAY NO TO KIRBY!”

Renault Amamiya @cardinalrenault.bsky.social · 29d

"Enjoy those amiibos while you can, because I can't guarantee Nintendo won't jack up the prices on the next ones now that they're experimenting to see just how high they can sell their shit for before the money stops printing."

~𝑴𝑺. 𝑨𝑶𝑲𝑰 @abakinggoldpup.bsky.social · 29d

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(Profusely sweating as she's making her order on the $50 Kirby Amiibos)

~𝑴𝑺. 𝑨𝑶𝑲𝑰 @abakinggoldpup.bsky.social · 29d

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“but... But.... Poyo...” :(

Zeena the Zeti @invidiousgreen.bsky.social · 29d

"FIFTY DOLLARS."

~𝑴𝑺. 𝑨𝑶𝑲𝑰 @abakinggoldpup.bsky.social · 29d

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"OH COME ON! YOU CAN'T BLAME ME FOR LOOKING AT THIS CUTE THING AND SAYING "YES! I WANNA BUY THAT!"

~𝑴𝑺. 𝑨𝑶𝑲𝑰 @abakinggoldpup.bsky.social · 29d

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"OH COME ON! YOU CAN'T BLAME ME FOR LOOKING AT THIS CUTE THING AND SAYING "YES! I WANNA BUY THAT!"

~𝑴𝑺. 𝑨𝑶𝑲𝑰 @abakinggoldpup.bsky.social · 29d

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"We own the rights to the summoning mechanic!"

NO YOU GUYS DON'T! THEY AREN'T EVEN THE FIRST COMPANY TO DO IT!

SHIN MEGAMI TENSI!? FINAL FANTASY!? HELLO!?

𝐀𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐚 @teenagemonkeyidol.bsky.social · 29d

“Don’t forget their patent summoning they brought up. It’s as if they took notes from WB’s Nemesis system patent and said, ‘hey, let’s make our own patent in a current lawsuit against Palworld, but worse’. And now look at what they’ve done.”

~𝑴𝑺. 𝑨𝑶𝑲𝑰 @abakinggoldpup.bsky.social · 29d

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I wanna have whatever @parodybign.bsky.social is smoking because it's gotta be this good if you're

A. Announcing DLC for a game that's not out yet

B. Tagging $30 to a $70 game.

(Tsuki no what are you doing!?)

~𝑴𝑺. 𝑨𝑶𝑲𝑰 @abakinggoldpup.bsky.social · 29d

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WHERE DID YOU COME FROM!?

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~𝑴𝑺. 𝑨𝑶𝑲𝑰 @abakinggoldpup.bsky.social · 29d

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(Profusely sweating as she's making her order on the $50 Kirby Amiibos)

Zeena the Zeti @invidiousgreen.bsky.social · 29d

"They made an amiibo of Samus on her new bike and are selling it for forty dollars. Genuinely unhinged."

~𝑴𝑺. 𝑨𝑶𝑲𝑰 @abakinggoldpup.bsky.social · 29d

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I wanna have whatever @parodybign.bsky.social is smoking because it's gotta be this good if you're

A. Announcing DLC for a game that's not out yet

B. Tagging $30 to a $70 game.

(Tsuki no what are you doing!?)